2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 02/08/2026just met macklemore at my local DSA chapter and when i told him medical transition felt like an impossible obstacle he pulled out his phone and called my gender champion at kaiser permanente and had me approved for SRS in 30 minutes 😭 010 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026MY HOMIE WAS PISSING AND HE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED?? 030 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I just read a letter I received from a divorce mediator as “da worst meditator” the Reiki Americans are tirrrrreed. 001 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026staring at my bro’s leftover joy like “hey man are you gonna cherish that?” and he just said nah go ahead that’s all you 000 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026i just used klarna to finance my full color caricature at the zoo 020 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I recently did a Reiki session with my debt collector and it was so influential that he not only completely nullified it, but quit his job to pursue his passion of authoring children’s dystopian fiction. 031 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Im so fucked. I’m so fucked. My parence just walked in on me practicing mindfulness exercises 000 0
Reposted by 2 leaf cloverame @foxinairport.ferecoda.com · 10/07/2026new interactive text story for ferecoda 😊 you can read it here and it works on phones also ferecoda.com/Lines/MinetT... 096 0
Reposted by 2 leaf cloverame @foxinairport.ferecoda.com · 11/07/2026my tail is wagging a war on dust 0103 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 11/07/2026When I die spread my ashes over the sneeze guard at my favorite coffee shop 010 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026i wished to win the claw game but i threw my last quarter in the fountain 020 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026mother earth i still fw you but the climate really changed you 010 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026the best buy support chat bot just gave my cousin ai psychosis 110 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 05/07/2026the worlds shortest sad story if it was made today: For sale, Meckior Baby Boys Girls Lace Up Leather Sneakers Toddler Wedding Uniform Dress Shoes Soft Rubber Sole Infant Moccasins Newborn Anti-Slip Oxford Loafers First Walker Crib Shoes, never worn. 030 0
Reposted by 2 leaf cloverGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 04/11/2025“Olive Drab,” final thing. General content warning. 1/4 317621 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026stop eating spiral fries with the viral guys and come eat dog chow with a lolcow 020 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i foraged a mushroom that made me symmetrical in certain directions 💃🕺 000 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i took 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage and lived 000 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026sick of acid reflux i’m just trying to get massive vbucks 000 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026in 1984 i was hospitalized for eating my breakfast 022 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i wanted to make a donation to the aquarium but my anxiety + adhd makes it scary to talk on the phone. instead i bought all the betta fish in the pet smart (they gave me a hansome discount) and left them at the front door. being neurospicy doesn’t mean i can’t be helpful :3 010 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026lets all watch my movie youtu.be/PTFaeRnnHuEyoutu.bewaste for a miracleYouTube video by produce milkbone 011 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026my dog has started stream sniping my fortnite games and every time she kills me she calls on facetime and just stares at me like this 010 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026WHITE GUY TREATING HIMSELF: toblerone for me, please! GAY CASHIER: it’s giving pyramidt. FOGHORN LEGHORN TO HIS NEWLY OUT NON-BINARY FRIEND: son i say son i mean they i say they 000 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026my uncle wishes everyone a happy pride month from the fort wayne international airport 000 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026JEFF THE KILLER: honey can you get the creepypasta from the snackrooms? SLENDERMAN: seriously? pasta? do you want people to start calling me roundman? ILIKEMENDERMAN (SLENDERMAN’S GAY COUSIN): look i kno he’s got an ed but he can’t just treat you like that. come try his cousin 010 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My bully tapped my link and tuen stuffed me in the locker at the ghost kitchen. He made me apple cash him my lunch money as well. The guys on the other side of the locker were not very understanding at all. 000 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Electricity comes from a type of metal worm, granting it motility 011 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 28/06/2026i won’t recognize anybody when i get through the firmament 010 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 28/06/2026they made me take remedial improv at clown college 010 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 28/06/2026this one is nt a joke. i love thinbleberries, thank you rubus drupelets 110 0
Reposted by 2 leaf cloverame @foxinairport.ferecoda.com · 31/05/2026you cannot escape the truth of your animality 041 0
Reposted by 2 leaf cloverfere✦coda @ferecoda.com · 13/02/2026Death Bloom ferecoda.com/Lines/Death%... 15016 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 27/06/2026watching the dvd commentary for the original bionicle movie and the director just said over half the bionicles were on lexapro at the time of recording #MentalHealthAwareness 020 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 27/06/2026i saw an ad for an orgy that allowed asexuals. no one turned away for lack of fucking, it said.. 000 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026in some cases it can be triggering to a trans woman’s dysphoria to ask her zodiac sign because every time i tell someone i’m a capricorn they look at me like i got it from a kiosk at the mall 010 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Wtf. Going to throw up. Article I just read. One Direction convinced a 13 year old to drop out of school and live on his party barge?? 010 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026a cadderpiller going through metamorphosis is like Well my worm here is done 122 0
2 leaf clover @dogypaw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026growing up in new jersey, a “foid” was a type of shitty car 000 0