DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026gastral graveyard is a tough format esp right before dinner 010
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026YOU HAVE DIED 🎶 𝓌ₕₑₙ ᵧₒᵤ ₜᵣᵧ ᵧₒᵤᵣ ᵦₑₛₜ ₐₙ𝒹 ᵧₒᵤ 𝒹ₒₙₜ ₛᵤ𝒸𝒸ₑₑ𝒹 🎵 PRESS START - PRESS START 🎶 𝓌ₕₑₙ ᵧₒᵤ 𝓰ₑₜ 𝓌ₕₐₜ ᵧₒᵤ 𝓌ₐₙₜ ᵦᵤₜ ₙₒₜ₋ 🎵 022
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if you don't dib your cruds in branch don't even speank to me 010
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026hfow can u dodge a courtesy violation if u cvant dodge a dogeball 020
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026sorry miss toodlebaker i didn't bring my homework theres no evidence of it in the fossil record 040
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026if u walk sideways in the wonrg areas u will enter the crab rooms 121
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026sonic the hedgehog's dilemma when two sonic ocs wanna cuddle but can't cuz they cocks too bigwwqassssdddd 140
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 28/08/2026cgant find fweakin tragtor food at the frwoggin tradgor suipply 020
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 26/08/2026babe I cant its sardine league tonight and I haven't eaten since yesterday 010
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026fellas, last place is okay as long as you remember it's fine, it's fine I don't even care, I don't even give a fuck any more, dude fucking stooooop fuck offff. it's just a matter of perspective! 010
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 18/08/2026the subject sustained a cute bespoke furniture entanglement and blunt force mama 031
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 14/08/2026crimsmas morgin watchin' star warns with my goin into darth vaders machine 000
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026grammar mistake: their they're there. gamer mistake: FBI OPEN UP 020
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 09/08/2026douglet squirtshaw's got the copy of stupid monkey ball where instead of Goal!! god says You Promised We'd Play Together Forever 020
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 04/08/2026custom ruleset. there's only one card allowed. you can only have one card in your hand. you proxy that card with a mousetrap. snapped mousetraps are in the graveyard. you can draw from any pile or any graveyard. the point is you throw mousetraps at each other. 1-N players 010
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 01/08/2026goin to the Trading Joes show with piss common Joes tellin vendors im doin the Joe up challenge 230
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 31/07/2026wtf is up with these 2 peep polycules and how do i get in on this 000
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 28/07/2026toss up between Mister Emulsifier the smooth talking libertarian that teleports into your blood and Mister Difference the quantum lifeform that replaces everything you know and love with a dark copy that drains your kindness and curiosity to power his evil universe 001
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 28/07/2026negligent driving cases get dismissed if u can hit this guy 010
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 20/07/2026racooms and possuym space trash treaty 2079. Racocoon to steal and possumy to put it ALL BACK 020
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 19/07/2026expelled from hacker school for yacking into the mainframe 010
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 11/07/2026the servers chill but outside spawn its pretty much smell or be smelled 000
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 06/07/2026the plural of super monkey ball is super monkeys ball. the past tense of super monkeys ball is super monkeys balled 111
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 06/07/2026can you tuhwist myyy scrotum duh nuh na nanahuhhh to a puhlace where eyyyyyaaaiiiiieeeeee 010
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 04/07/2026movie theory every "dumb" blonde biytch who just ran around like an idiot and died was loadin quicksaves and just tryin shit at that point tbh 020
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 04/07/2026fourth of julys invisible little brother fourth of whatever man its fine 010
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Hey! I'm just a normal guy, don't twist my ba- Hey! I'm just a normal guy, don't twist my- Hey! I'm just a normal- Hey! I'm just a normal- 010
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026bro its my table if we crack it and its a fukcing slug u gotta rip it, no coin flip 000
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 29/06/2026card games be like ok I instant with cancel PTA meeting, trigger common core for every grade, activate sentry automata and metallic detection, and send all your kids to the principals office 010
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 28/06/2026life got u grindin all wrong you're gonna respawn and be like why tf I facin rat in the fight arena dodgin the rats attack and ponch at the rat at the right moment to drop the rat keys 010
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 22/06/2026setting my kids loose on the snail show with absoulte garbage snails so they can tell vendors they doin the snail up challenge 010
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Trading snail content be like 🎶shnould i shnopen it snor shnud I schneep it schnealed🎶 010
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 11/06/2026gu8dance counselor always talking bodut buggin people but never bout the people bugs 020
DOGS @dogstown.bsky.social · 11/06/2026bro I LOVE ready to roll out :DD bro I LOVE job's fini-SCV good to go sir :DD bro I HATE your forces are under attack D: bro I HATE I can't build there something's in the wyour forces are under attack DD: 120
