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@dogleg.art
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𝘿𝙊𝙂𝙇𝙀𝙂 @dogleg.art · 10/04/2025
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𝘿𝙊𝙂𝙇𝙀𝙂 @dogleg.art · 06/03/2025
i made an account here and then just totally forgot it existed
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𝘿𝙊𝙂𝙇𝙀𝙂 @dogleg.art · 17/01/2025
world's best psychiatrist
A girl sits across from her psychiatrist and says "Hey, dog... see, I've really been wanting to kill myself, and--"
The psychiatrist interrupts her, shoving a medication script in her face: "SAY NO MORE!" he exclaims, "Here's a script for pure amphetamines!"
the girl looks down at her script, labelled "meth", looks up, and mutters "J-- Just like that...?"
Proud of himself, the psychiatrist replies, "Eyyyup! Just like that! Another one cured!" He leans back and thinks to himself, "Man, this job is easy!"
Leaning in closer, he signals toward the door, and says "Okay, now get the fuck outta here, you're discharged."
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𝘿𝙊𝙂𝙇𝙀𝙂 @dogleg.art · 20/12/2024
why cant you queue posts on this stupid fucking fuckass website fuck you jack
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𝘿𝙊𝙂𝙇𝙀𝙂 @dogleg.art · 08/12/2024
advice (TW: depicted self-harm)
A girl with long black hair, her clothes blood-stained and her arms and legs covered with self-harm scars, some old and some fresh, stands before a girl with short blonde hair, who has pristine arms and legs, and unstained clothing. The blonde girl says "There's somebody out there for everyone man you just gotta be patient"
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𝘿𝙊𝙂𝙇𝙀𝙂 @dogleg.art · 22/11/2024
she call me phlegm for i am so humorous
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𝘿𝙊𝙂𝙇𝙀𝙂 @dogleg.art · 08/11/2024
cigarettes
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𝘿𝙊𝙂𝙇𝙀𝙂 @dogleg.art · 04/11/2024
Shrimp
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𝘿𝙊𝙂𝙇𝙀𝙂 @dogleg.art · 21/10/2024
the norwood curse 🧙‍♂️
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𝘿𝙊𝙂𝙇𝙀𝙂 @dogleg.art · 18/10/2024
full fit btw
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𝘿𝙊𝙂𝙇𝙀𝙂 @dogleg.art · 18/10/2024
yuhp
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𝘿𝙊𝙂𝙇𝙀𝙂 @dogleg.art · 17/10/2024
how is this on Netflix
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𝘿𝙊𝙂𝙇𝙀𝙂 @dogleg.art · 17/10/2024
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