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David Ganssle

@doggans.com
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 24/04/2025
Happy The Big Clock (1948) Day to all who celebrate.
The titular Big Clock from The Big Clock displaying Thursday, April 24, 10:48 AM.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 12/02/2025
Here's the pertinent info in a handy graphic.
Picture of DVD cover with text "The Riffin' With Doggans Vo. 1 Digital Download is now available. The DVD is available for preorder. If you have questions, doggans.com/RWDVOL1 has the answers."
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 12/02/2025
Hello, I made a DVD full of times I made fun of old public domain films. It's currently available for preorder, and the digital download is available now. More information at doggans.com/rwdvol1
Banner for "Riffin' With Doggans Volume One: From Bicycle Safety to Arctic Giants", featuring a bemused me surrounded by a marching band guy, a mechanical monster, a lady waving goodbye to garbage, and a goofy-looking dinosaur.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 13/12/2024
ICYMI, I riffed the earliest surviving Wizard of Oz movie. youtu.be/bo3fWrpYClA
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 08/12/2024
TOMORROW. Noon Pacific. We have #Wicked at home. youtu.be/bo3fWrpYClA?...
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 22/11/2024
Domino meme with "Puppet Homestar Misspells 'Dog'" leading to "Elon breaks everything, obnoxiously"
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 20/11/2024
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 20/11/2024
@agatha-vile.bsky.social Hello from San Francisco.
Several photos of crab art, signage, and statues by the piers of San Francisco.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 04/11/2024
There’s a new Captain America riff on the channel! youtu.be/Ts5vf9MHVfE Here's a taste.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 04/11/2024
Broke: Simpsons predicting the future Woke: Homestar predicting the future
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 24/10/2024
On the latest AT HOME WITH THE DOGGANSES podcast, I tell @badfolklorist.bsky.social about this year’s theme park haunts, but she has her own ideas.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 21/10/2024
I love Jeeves and Wooster because it's nice to visit a fantasy world where rich people sometimes stand up to fascists.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 07/10/2024
New RIFFIN’ WITH DOGGANS! The adventures of some guy who dresses up as Captain America continue with CREMATION IN THE CLOUDS!
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 26/09/2024
I don't recall inviting YOU back into my life.
A positive Covid test
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 17/09/2024
Have you watched my new riff with @animat505.bsky.social yet? The full video is on YouTube Dot Com Slash Doggans and it’s full of JOKES!
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 17/09/2024
[Rent ensemble voice] Five hundred thirty-six thousand five-forty-se-ven!
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 13/09/2024
ICYMI, the next chapter of the 1944 #CaptainAmerica serial has been RIFFED by me, now on the channel! New riff premiering Sunday!
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 07/09/2024
The Photos App has determined that the most important people in my life are Me, My Wife, My Wife But Wearing A Mask, and Charlie Brown’s Little Sister Sally.
“People & Places” in the photos app highlighting the faces of the people mentioned in the body of the post.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 14/08/2024
The real mystery on this season of Only Murders is why the In-N-Out branding was digitally greeked on the YouTube version of the trailer but not the Instagram version.
A screenshot of the Only Murders trailer on YouTube of the cast eating burgers and drinking soda out of plain white wrappers and cups.A screenshot from the same scene on Instagram where Mabel’s burger wrapper clearly has the In-N-Out logo.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 19/07/2024
The fact that there's a never before seen photo of Bob Newhart and Charles Schulz together sounds like a prank designed for adolescent-age me
Screenshot from the Schulz Museum’s instagram story: “In memory of Bob Newhart, we share this previously unpublished photo from our archives: Charles M Schulz and Bob Newhart at the Bing Crosby National Pro-Am Golf Tournament. January 1965.”
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 18/07/2024
I’m so glad I got to meet him, however briefly.
Me and Bob in early 2017
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 22/06/2024
I made the mistake of telling @ghoulishgabs.bsky.social I was Brawny’s accomplice today and she SOLD ME OUT to the Calico Sheriff’s Department.
Holding my wanted poster in front of Brawny’s.A drawing on a wanted poster of me in uniform holding a pie saying “I just wanted pie” while Brawny over my shoulder says “Pieeeeee” and Boysen side eyes us from the corner.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 18/06/2024
Kind of an imposition to invite yourself to my birthday party, Credit Card.
An email from Capital One with the subject “David, plan an unforgettable birthday with Capital One”.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 14/06/2024
It's almost admirable, this person's commitment to avoid actually answering the question I hesitated to even ask.
A different commenter (in German): "I'm sure you can base this accusation on Tolkien's books, right?"
That earlier commenter: "Yes, i can. And it is actually super easy. You only have to read Lord of the Rings or The Silmarillion or The Hobbit and now you have read everything what IS NOT utter trash. Case closed."
Me: "Wow, huge diss on The Adventures of Tom Bombadil And Other Verses From The Red Book out of nowhere."
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 13/06/2024
To paraphrase Homer Simpson, these guys take forever to say nothing.
Commenter from earlier: “No, it is the absence of discourse.”
Me: “That...sure didn't make a lick of sense as a response to the comment you're replying to!

I feel like one of us is having a stroke and I'm not sure which one it is.”
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 12/06/2024
Commenter: “There is no discourse, Rings of Power is utter trash.”
Me: “I am morbidly curious about what you think the word ‘discourse’ means.”
Commenter: “UTTER TRASH”
Me: “…that just raises FURTHER questions!”
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 12/06/2024
These people seem healthy.
Unnecessarily long rants in my video comments about wokeness in Rings of Power.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 26/05/2024
Appropriately enough, look who was waiting for me when I got home from work!
Me with my newly-arrived Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 19/05/2024
Hey this is starting soon.
Title card for “Riffin’ With Doggans: The Helicopter” premiering on YouTube at noon pacific.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 21/04/2024
At 2:00 PM PACIFIC! This woman appears to be YELLING about how good her telephone service is! Watch me riff a short from 1950 all about how it got that way!
Title card for “Riffin’ With Doggans: Story Without End” on the doggans YouTube channel, premiering 4/21/24 at 2:00 PM. The image is a black and white shot of woman holding a woman holding a phone and seemingly yelling.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 09/04/2024
Perfect disguise, Moxie. Nobody will recognize you.
The Knott’s Berry Farm original character Moxie Coyote, posing in front of her own wanted poster, with a small pair of sunglasses on her snout.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 02/04/2024
Me right now:
The Cheat Commandos action figure “Gunhaver”, with the word “car” written over “gun” because I am incapable of thinking without making Homestar Runner references.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 02/04/2024
At long last, I am once again a car-haver. (They didn’t let me keep the bow.)
Me with my new Prius Prime with a CarMax bow on it.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 25/03/2024
Zen Riddle Tip Jar
A tip jar sign that says “Unlimited Games But No Games”.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 24/03/2024
New D-List tomorrow. Songs about themselves. Couldn’t think of a way to visualize that so the title card spoils some of the entries. Watch it on the channel where you watch these things.
Title card for “The D-List: Dave’s Top 11 Favorite Self-Referential Songs” premiering 3/24/24, 12:00 PM, on the YouTube channel doggans. The title card features Dave in front of a curtain, with Rhett and Link, Larry the Cucumber, and Puppet Homestar Runner in the background.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 21/03/2024
OH GOD THEY’RE RIGHT BEHIND ME AREN’T THEY?
A picture of Calista Flockhart looking piercingly at the camera with the New York Times Headline “Calista Flockhart Is Back, With a Flock of Venomous Swans”.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 21/03/2024
If Ali gets Ernie, I get Jack.
A statue of Jack Benny.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 20/03/2024
Happy birthday to my wonderful wife @badfolklorist.bsky.social, who may or may not leave me for the ghost of Ernie Kovacs.
My wife posing affectionately with a bust of Ernie Kovacs.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 17/03/2024
TOMORROW. Noon Pacific. Charley Marlowe and I will be making fun of a car commercial with a cartoon pirate!
Title card for YouTube video “Riffin’ With Doggans: Peg Leg Pedro (featuring Charley Marlowe!)” on the channel doggans, premiering 3/17/24 at 12:00 PM, with a cartoon pirate and parrot.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 10/03/2024
TOMORROW. Noon Pacific. Before a night celebrating the best movies of the year, let’s make fun of nobody’s favorite movie: the first chapter of a Captain America serial that isn’t really Captain America!
Title card for “Riffin’ With Doggans: Captain America (1944) Chapter 1 - The Purple Death” featuring a man in a bad Captain America costume holding a gun.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 08/03/2024
Hanging out with Boysen on the first day of his festival!
A selfie with Boysen Bear at Knott’s Berry Farm.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 18/02/2024
TOMORROW. Noon Pacific. The cartoon you’ve been WAITING for me to riff. And I won’t be alone.
Title card for “Riffin’ With Doggans: Steamboat Willie (Featuring Tony Goldmark and Charlie Callahan!)”
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 12/02/2024
Screenshot of Patreon post: TOMORROW, Tuesday the 13th, we will be watching the ENTIRE four hour long Captain America Republic Serial! All fifteen chapters! We’ll be getting our first drafts down for jokes that the public won’t hear until 2025!
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 11/02/2024
Who needs the Super BOWL when we have a Super MAN? The final Superman cartoon from the 1940s is the subject of the new RIFFIN’ WITH DOGGANS, premiering today at noon pacific!
Title card for Riffin’ With Doggans; Secret Agent.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 03/02/2024
It was nice to return to the office.
The corner of my head with a sign indicating the Franklin exhibit at Knott’s Berry Farm behind me.Franklin, whom I hosted today.The table at Knott’s where you can trace the Peanuts characters.I traced EVERY FRANKLIN while I was hosting Franklin.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 10/12/2023
TOMORROW. Noon Pacific. Superman explores a cave! It gets weird! I make fun of it!
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 19/11/2023
In TWO HOURS! Let’s spend thirty minutes talking about some MUSICAL Tolkien adaptations!
Title card for “Tolkien Adaptation Month Year 3 Week 3: Music Inspired By Middle-earth”, featuring imagery in the background of Leonard Nimoy and Christopher Lee.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 12/11/2023
TOMORROW. Noon pacific. Tolkien Adaptation Month CONTINUES! Let’s spend an hour talking about radio adaptations of Middle-earth! Including one everyone loves, a couple with mixed reviews, and one very few living people have heard!
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 05/11/2023
TODAY at noon pacific! #TolkienAdaptationMonth is BACK! We’ve talked plenty about the changes Jackson made to the trilogy… …but what about the changes he only THOUGHT about making?
Title card of Dave with Frodo turning into Gollum behind him.
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David Ganssle @doggans.com · 22/10/2023
TOMORROW. Noon Pacific. Universal Studios Hollywood has lots of great Halloween mazes, but ZERO HALLOWEEN RIDE OVERLAYS. Let’s rectify that!
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