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Just a hell hound 🔥

@dogchoke.bsky.social
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Muscular tattooed window cleaner alert! Muscular tattooed window cleaner alert! (There are really few men in my office)
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finally back to the gym after looong health issues. The last push I needed was MTG Arena. While getting my ass handed to me by the sweatiest of nerds again and again I thought I should really go to the gym instead.
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Ana Valens (Mod-Run) 🔞 @acvalens.net · 05/10/2026
I think it sucks how toxic Bluesky can be sometimes, and a lot of people are in denial about that fact because they view these conversations as a zero sum game — if I admit we have a problem, the Twitter chuds win. It drives me bonkers. This site clearly has problems with how we treat each other
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The intro song from the x files alone freaked me the f out. I was also very scared of aliens. Then there was also a commercial for a "paranormal stuff" magazine that was so spooky I had to cover my ears and close my eyes. I was such a sensitive cutie 😅
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The X-Files Opening Sequence Intro
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Had to do series only and I am sure I'm missing some big ones.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love Blood of the Dawnwalker so far. But, anyone else kinda rooting for the bad guys? I think they have a great thing going on and the humans are so shitty as well ... Why not welcome your overlords?
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Seductive Mario Dragon
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How I handle the Crimson Desert controls
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Homer Simpson: Nuclear Inspection Van
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I really don't think Will's neutered sexlessness has anything to do with his love of charts.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An LLM can never and will never be conscious and if you think it is you are depressingly lonely, to put it nicely. So let's save the debate for when we actually have a working understanding of how to artificially create consciousness because this knowledge will help us make an informed decision.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I like the warm weather and heat, I really do. But this summer brought me to my knees. On the last really hot day Saturday I got a small heat stroke which was not fun at all. Thankfully we had a portable AC to cool our bedroom and me. Today the weather cooled down considerably.
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Marrow S. Organ @arrowsmorgan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
my take i've been voicing repeatedly in the discourse is, woke 1 didn't "go too far" in anything except discourse volume and that's the entire problem. we all created very loud discourse that gave the people *against* us an easy bogeyman, but won zero long-term policy or culture victories doing so
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Post your favourite disney princess. Wrong answers only
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Yumeko Yumekoexitada Kakegurui Yumeko Yabami
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I thought it was supposed to turn kids into furries? Living is learning I guess.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wtf.. my daily ritual of checking the spacex stock got soured by clicking the second article of google results telling me they still value the stock at 62$ - fair, it still has a way to fall down to that. But then the next sentence is: Investors can bank on the planned data centers in space.
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Charlie Day's Migraine Headache
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"What if we kissed inside the book iron maiden?"
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Because I don't put cocks in my mouth. And before you say it, not judging. My best friend is gay. Totally an ally here. But it's not my thing." 1000/10 if serious, if bait still a 10/10. Btw, I only respect the post here, I do very frequently and enthusiastically put dicks in my mouth.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
After it gave me one of my worst migraines in years during my first attempt to play it, I gave Cyberpunk another chance and I really enjoy it quite a bit. Except that stupid and incredibly lame asshole who lives in my head. Fuck off Johnny!!!
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This summer I realized I cannot hear the buzzing of wasps anymore. Which sucks because I hate them and they can sneak up on me now. But it also sucks because I'm undeniably getting old. :(
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🏳️‍⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
I am begging BEGGING for all lefty types to burn this image into your mind. This covers the annyoing gross trans girl you don't like cause she won't stop posting about diaper porn. This covers the annoying trans masc who is way to into fan fic.
that's gross but not in conflict with our worldview.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Drag Race Allstars 11 Final spoiler. The queen who won thoroughly deserved it, she had my bf and me in stitches whenever she performed and in almost all her confessionals. So effortlessly funny. What a strong showing. I'm always happy when my absolute favorite makes it.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Twice a year, Hawai'i experiences a strange moment where the sun appears to be exactly overhead & anything that is completely vertical casts no shadow. Let's learn about Lāhainā Noon, subsolar points & 'Kau ka lā i ka lolo', meaning "the sun rests on the brains."
From a Reddit forum, a photo of a can of coconut milk with a blue label, papyrus text and a flip-top, on a sidewalk.  It seems to hover because there's no visible shadow.  The pavement is sort of unevenly colored, with bright spots, and the grass along it is green and lush.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Finally my landlord dropped the laborious friendly facade and screamed at me for 10 minutes straight, because in his 60++ years on this earth he apparently never learned to deal with his big feelings when he doesn't get his way.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Top 10 games in no order, let's rock Final Fantasy XIV Mewgenics Binding of Isaac Elden Ring Warframe No Man's Sky Persona 5 Royal Path of Exile Minecraft Sacrifice Honorable nostalgia mentions: Loom, Dungeon Keeper
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That's fun! I'm happy with the results.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Claw Machine Frustration
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Unlike abusing children this horrible act of defiance results in automatic excommunication.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I was promised a thunderstorm yesterday at 7pm and it has since been delayed on an hourly basis and is now set to arrive 7pm today... I am used to this abuse by our train service...
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Lemongrab: This Is Unacceptable
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A colleague just told me about the cruise ship she went on and that she was informed 1.5 weeks before departure, long after booking, that it is going to be a gay cruise. And I couldn't stop laughing. This is literally a sketch in real life. "The older people were really mad" 🤭🤭🤭
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the democrats are a machine the purpose of which is to keep democrats in just enough power that corporations keep cutting them fat checks, and the only thing that will stir them to passionate, ruthless action is the idea of someone actually trying to govern or help people
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Melons
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We meet again, birthday poem for a colleague that's so shit I am afraid to ask if it's chatGPT or by someone who's proud of this abomination. Anyway, I really like this particular colleague whose birthday it is so imma rewrite it into a semblance of meter.
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Clint Eastwood's Iconic Look
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I want to play with his leg hole.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
vm.tiktok.com/ZGdHTtJqV/ Here's a good point you should absolutely agree with even if you don't agree with every little detail of how they make the argument.
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Every time kink and choking discourse comes around I read people confusing going to KO with something that happens countless times in martial clubs all over the world and oftentimes in a much safer, slower and more controlled environment in the bedroom with two consenting adults.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"Welcome to the club" he said after the first few lines. Now I am super anxious if my first tattoo will heal properly. It looks rad as fuuuck
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The best in jest "who am I?" videos are among the funniest things I've seen in a while. I had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard. Cookie Monster and the green M&M destroyed me.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Lalala lala lalala Lalala lala lalala
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Connections today was some bullshit again. A tower is certainly not a castle.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I really have problems with those hot takes about the ceasefire. I woke up today in Europe immediately checking if the stupid asshole escalated the conflict beyond repair and was SO relieved it didn't happen. I don't give a flying fuck about anything else.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Truly endgame #mewgenics now, just farming completion marks and side quests left. It's maddening that I can't get the jester passives, even with 12+ luck and 10(!) rerolls....
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
My new kitties in #mewgenics now all have a second head mutation to take an extra turn at the start of battle, either fist of fate, big punch, nip, reanimate or scatter shot as first skill. They have all 7s, focus on charisma and health mutations, and no luck down. Gonna start passive breeding soon
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Diamonds The interview clip is still burned into my memory where the two dipshits go "can you believe it?? Sia wrote Diamonds within 15 minutes?!?!?!?!?" Yes bitch, I believe it, 80% of the song consists of two sentences.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If I had a nickel for every so called Straight...
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Yesterday I did Act III final boss on hard mode... And one of the copies of my cats had the depressive elite buff, making the enemy hunter faster than my hunter. I only won by throwing my necro in front of their hunter because he had the passive to permanently charm anything that killed him.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Mr. Gorillaz Sir, it seems you forgot to put any upbeat songs in your latest album...
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a young boy is holding a bowl with a spoon in it .
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I shouldn't have left the house today. I shouldn't have left the house today. I shouldn't have left the house today. I shouldn't have left the house today. I shouldn't have left the house today.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Ok, my first real issue with Mewgenics: 4 difficulties, especially with that incremental growth in difficulty is absolutely unnecessary. 3 modes would've been more than enough. At least solo runs can be done on any one(!) difficulty, that is very well done because it would SUCK SO BAD otherwise.
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Just a hell hound 🔥 @dogchoke.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Today's Connections was quite the stretch....
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