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funsized fungus fiend

@dogbrained.bsky.social
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𐂯 pfp by housegoblin 𐂯 disabled dyke dogboything, et al. / 28 / nature lover, shitposter, dog dad to a 50lb menace / mostly ♻️ with a few 📸 here and there / ⚧︎ ΘΔ & he / it / they / any

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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
watermelon puppy :3
a small watermelon cut in half on a white cutting board to expose the red flesh and cute swirly lines insidea fluffy sheepdog puppy taking a bite of a watermelon find held in front of her mouth (by me)
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just learned webkinz is back. it's so over (my depression)
cropped screenshot of a brown and black cartoon Webkinz dog in an all-green outfit with a grey eyepatch
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
more mushrooms :3
a bright red and yellow button of a shroom in the dirtseveral bright red and yellow mushrooms in a bunch amongst the same leaves and grassa bright yellow shelf mushroom sticks out from the side of a chopped tree trunk weird purple mushrooms hidden in a crevice on the rock hillside

a smaller, circular, yellow mushroom can be seen under it in the dirt below
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
first mushrooms of the fall 🍄‍🟫🍄
a light gray and brown mushroom cap on a long stalk, resting on the dirt hillsideseveral bright orange-red mushrooms can be seen on the same dirt hillside
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
SERIAL flower photobomber
photo of a small flower bed and a small sheepdog puppy sniffing around ita fluffy sheepdog face reaches forward to sniff and nibble at the flower
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HELP. HE'S TRYING TO SELL ME A CAR
a SIXT rental car company ad featuring an AI horse with a man's body, wearing sunglasses and using an orange smart phone while leaning against a large truck that's parked in front of an orange SIXT building
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
me doing anything:
"i need to be annoying somehow"
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
anyways this game is so fun and cute and good
two little guys holding their red kong toys together in front of the seathree little guys sitting asleep at the orb campfirethree little guys sitting by the sea, one of them holding up a pink light source two little guys sitting down at a bus stop to review their island map
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i hate it here
Trending:
1. Kit Harington joins Harry Potter S2
2. Trump approval negative in 47 states
3. Dr. Dre says he uses Al
4. New US sanctions on Iran
5. Robots beat Bolt at Beijing games
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
1.5/5 or 3/10 might be too generous
cropped screenshot of a "Talking Cat!?! (2013)" letterboxd review that reads, "i should hate it but the soundtrack includes some bangers that knocked me on my ass with laughter. each one gets half a star. the cat's acting gets another one. the humans, on the other hand, failed to impress."
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
flower photobomber
a yellow and orange floweralmost the same photo but now a sheepdog snoot can be seen coming into frame on the left
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
face of a girl who can do no wrong (even if she does photobomb me and eat the flowers i'm studying)
a fluffy sheepdog puppy stands outside and stares at the camera with her mouth open and tongue partially out
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
forbidden snack
large, bulbous galls on an oak tree that deeply resemble misshapen pink apples
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i finally fixed it <3
cropped screenshot of the bsky messaging button with zero new notifications
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
pup cup
downward angle of a sheepdog puppy face looking up at me and the mini dog ice cream container held in my hand; the label reads, "Apple and Carrot with Sweet Potato Ribbons"
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
reminds me of my nightstand books
a stack of books, including (from top to bottom): "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings", "The Body Keeps The Score", "No Bad Parts", and "Dissociation Made Simple"
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
it's like my mother knows (she doesn't)
a whiteboard goodbye note that reads, "bye Cutes (plural)", meant for both my dog and I
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
well. fuck.
cropped screenshot of the current Watch Duty fire map of the US, showing the majority of the west coast being on fire
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i just found these passion fruits on the ground omggg
three reddish, oval-shaped fruit are lined up in a rowone of the fruits is cut open revealing gooey yellow seeds inside
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
*creepy voice* SHE'S HEEEEEERE!!!!!! 🥳 🦴​ altcultures.com
a terrible quality picture of a little black box with red paw prints containing a silver septum inside with mini spikes around the edge and a bone at the bottom
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i love women
three new additions to my spooky calf sleeve: a winged tooth with an eyeball, a two-headed taxidermy duck, and a ghost lava lampa tiny fluffy weenie dog rests coyly in her checkered dog bed
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
saw this little guy on the dog walk and just had to take a picture 🥹
downward angled photo of a tiny fluffy dog on his back with his legs in the air, begging for tummy scratches

my checkered vans can be seen in the bottom left corner
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
COYOTE SPOTTED
a medium-sized coyote can be seen trotting down a neighborhood street
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
those are NOT apples nor any kind of fruit they are "galls" aka wasp nests
photo of an oak tree with red orbs mixed amongst the branches and leavesa close-up of one of the "red orbs" that closely resemble apples
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
fuck it. here's puppy :3
a fluffy sheepdog puppy standing expectantly while staring at the camera (and her ball in my hand), her big nose shiny and big tongue outstretchedalmost the same photo as before but the sheepdog puppy's tongue is hanging out of the side of her mouth now
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
happy july
a white woman in a pink athleisure top is excitedly making a smoothie; the caption above her reads: "see you in hell you stupid fruit"
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
forever thinking about this shirt i found (but did not buy) at the thrift store
a bright blue t-shirt by "a 40s & shorties production" depicting a man in an all black leather outfit and sunglasses being absolutely mobbed by several beautiful women; white font above and below them reads, "Mr. Steal Your Girl"
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
POV: you're short
an upwards angled photo of a big pine tree, taken by a person under 5ft tall
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
this broken notification will be the end of me
cropped screenshot of the bsky messaging button with a notification alert that will not go away despite there being zero new messages
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
sweet, sleepy puppy girl
a sheepdog puppy lying on my bed asleepa close up photo of the sleeping puppy's sweet face
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i went to a funeral today
selfie from neck to waist of my punk funeral outfit consisting of a long, black dress, a striped blazer, and a bug in resin for a necklaceanother angle of my outfit showing more of the dress and blazer but also my sick vinyl eyeball purse that winks as you walkfinal downwards image showing the ends of my dress, my combat boots, and my cute but spooky snail tattoo peeking out on the back of my leg
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
photo of a pigeon sitting on the ground with a white speech bubble above it so appear like he's saying what's been posted
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Frank Reynolds from IASIP driving a car while leaning back to his passengers and offering them an egg; "Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
i found a tiny egg
a tiny, pale blue egg can be seen on the ground under a logclose-up of the tiny, pale blue egganother close-up of the tiny, pale blue eggthe tiny egg gently held in the palm of my hand
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
this is me btw. if you even care 💨
an old man Monchichi doll that's grey and holding a pipe to his mouth
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
LA is so beautiful sometimes 😍🤩
cityscape photo with a huge sky of big, fluffy clouds above the distant buildings of DTLA
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
headmates in tomodachi are fighting and it feels like this
edited iphone emergency alert that reads, "Presidential Alert: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG"
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
welcome to the family
photo of a green Nessie special edition beanie baby from the UK
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
BABY ALERT
a grey and white sheepdog puppy looks up at the camera as he pulls on my jacket sleeve with her mouth the same sheepdog puppy standing and staring at me, looking adorable and fluffy as always
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
i didn't know tomodachi was a horror game
screenshot from Tomodachi Life of a pet horse with the words, "New! Horse" underneath it
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
cutest dog of all time 🏆
a small sheepdog puppy standing on the front steps looking at mealmost the same photo as before but the dog's head is angled slightly more forward
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
FOR LEON KENNEDY <3
photo of my new Leon Kennedy inspired tramp stamp picture of the modded Leon Kennedy in a crop top with his own tramp stamp
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
i made Alan Wake in tomodachi life
a white man with long hair and a beard sits and thinks inside a log cabinthe white bearded man faces the camera and says, "Ugh. I've been thinking too hard. My head feels all fuzzy inside."the bearded man holds up a flashlight while out walking through town in the darkthe bearded man sits on the ground and stares at a light bulb in complete shock and/or wonder
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
strange puffball sighting
a large, fluffy, white object that resembles insulation but is obviously from a treea closer image of the weird, white fluffthe puff ball has been broken up, exposing several black seeds within it
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
this is perfect for me and my three weed smoking girlfriends
photo of a pink "4 person bong" that looks like a normal bong but with four offshoots on the top instead of a standard mouthpiece; four people lean in to use said bong
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
couldn't help but also get a cow plush smh NEW FRIEND ALERT :3
a cow plush toy behind the wheel of my fiat
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
should've known i'd be furry adjacent when this is what i grew up with (and i thought it was cool)
late 2010s advertising for Orangina depicting a sexy deer woman in red lingerie sitting seductively on a giant, melting ice cube while sipping her beverageOrangina ad depicting a sexy octopus woman in pale lingerie sitting seductively on a giant, melting ice cube while sipping her beverageOrangina ad depicting a sexy bear man in the nude posing seductively in front of a giant, melting ice cube while holding his beverageOrangina ad depicting a sexy plant woman in purple lingerie resting seductively against a giant, melting ice cube while sipping her beverage
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
she's too cute not to post 🥹😭
a gray and white sheepdog puppy looks up at the camera; her eyes hidden, her big nose wet and shiny, and her mouth open in a toothy smile almost the same photo as before but closer up to see the dog's tongue and bottom fangs now as she smiles at the camera
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
WHY IS NAME CHANGE STUFF SO COMPLICATED AND CONFUSING
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funsized fungus fiend @dogbrained.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
mfw i win THREE jackbox rounds after the morning i had
"FIRE GUY CLE LIVES!" newspaper clipping from Trivia Murder Party's winner reveal"FIRE GUY CLE" wins yet again at a different game, FixyText"FIRE GUY CLE" wins yet again, this time in Quiplash
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