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v, dogwoman extraordinaire

@dog-thing.bsky.social
4 followers 23 following 19 posts

uk | she/it | transsexual thing | 24 | if you are a cis man and interact - i will bite (this is my 🔞 alt account, MDNI)

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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
bad [good] timing, given i have surgery prep electrolysis this week 😭 [nb: as my pussy is state funded, i'm presuming the Tax Payer(tm) is my Speyka. like HMRC informs you how long you get with it timeshare style]
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
also what's annoying is i Know my levels were fine. so it's probably moreso they just. don't fluctuate throughout the day now and that's causing havoc :((
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
TRAGIC: local woman changes to patches and completely kills her sex drive (literally no idea what's going on so ✌️. idea of being punched in the stomach is like Fine I Guess instead of butterflies... which is very sad and distressing)
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I would be blessed to be remade by sight~
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
soooo me (woman who's surgeon has gently let her down that - medically speaking - nothing there)
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
that thing,,, it scares me,,, (i like my zero followers alt its so freeing)
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
also shoutout the fear that instead of posting into the void on this account is i'm actually on my Very Professional Software Engineer Networking (TM) main account. like what if i post tits and my coworkers see . horrifying.
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
thinking of girl that slowly convinces it's owner that it's actually porn ❤️ It starts by just taking a few nudes - just for fun! it's helping her be more confident
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
how many names beginning with V have we got in the list ,,,,
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
*twirls hair* i still have all these traits resembling "personhood" and it would be soooooo silly if someone happened to be upset by that
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
ohhh you want to rape me sooooo bad. you want to turn me into porn sooo much
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
(it's me i'm girls)
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
What's awesome is there's all these girls out there that are being forced to use Words and have Big Girl Jobs. You don't even have to break them, they'll intentionally bend themselves to a better woman's will!
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
chiitan why are you looking at my nudes. the post immediately after this was my tits
chiitan liking a post where i said "finally got around to making an nsfw alt :D it's so freeing,,,". the post immediately after this was my tits
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Rulia🎀 @ruliaart.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Getting used by a girl like a stress toy
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
the key to finding a girl to turn into a play thing for a better woman is: 1. wait outside of Big Corporate at end of working day 2. look for anyone who seems close to burnout 3. kidnap it and convince her she doesn't need to be a person anymore aka the reverse dogwoman puppygirl technique
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Edith! 🔞 @edith-is-dead.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
she'll be fine (probably)
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
highly recommended to become porn for the Tyrant's collection ^-^
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
(also to prove i'm real / not some weird bot) they're saying i have a punchable tummy. they're all saying this. id like them to stop
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
(this is half because it's nice to have a social media account where i Haven't conflated my professional life)
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v, dogwoman extraordinaire @dog-thing.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
FINALly got around to making an nsfw alt :D it's so freeing ,,,
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