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joey (not ortiz)

@doey.bsky.social
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mutiple internet personalities | they're all irritating | please don't take me seriously | world famous swiftie | nfl owner | go broors | he/him

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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 1h
Random guy walked up to me at the grocery store, asked if I was a baseball fan and then handed me this. Pennant fever is at unheard of levels in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 1h
season on the brink and the opposing side bats around before you can even bat yourselves.....WOOF
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 1h
what if every wild card series went to 3 games
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 1h
game ending ABS challenge, just as god intended
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 1h
alec *boom* haha send skeet
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 4h
COWARDS
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 4h
yeah sure thing pal
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 4h
i would prefer this asshole just go away
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 5h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 6h
fuck I hope he's okay
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 6h
i must WHAT
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 8h
the packers can still trade for josh sweat and have him play guard
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 19h
boston red sux apparently
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 21h
i appreciate everyone else talking about the background music, i thought I was losing my mind
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 21h
that wasn't even close lmao
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 21h
brewers short legend caleb durbin
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 22h
bought some stuffed pork chops from a local butcher shop yesterday and i threw them in the oven with some butternut squash, the house smells amazing
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 23h
turned on the game seconds before that dinger
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
double the number means he'll be twice as bad, he should've been 4.5
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
getting secondhand stress from the playoff baseball and i'm not even watching
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i would not have given him a fastball right down the middle
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rip phillies
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a serious franchise does not give up triples to 2026 jt realmuto
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who up bibberting their liberty
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm sure it's fine
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if i went into some long-winded rant because i didn't know the difference between the atlanta hawks and the iowa hawkeyes i'd be so embarassed and disappear forever
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in my defense, i was trying to create a noodle fountain
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
everyone is picking the brewers to win the world series because the world wants something good and pure to win for once
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why is an apology necessary, get a grip
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a vendor that agreed to fix our front door back in *june* told us today after months of delays and back-and-forth nonsense that they don't have the capability to do the work like we want and would be sending our deposit back
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who's going with me
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Defector @defector.com · 29/09/2026
NFL threatened to pull Azeez Al-Shaair from game for eye black memorializing a Palestinian child: defector.com/nfl-threaten...
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NFL Threatened To Pull Azeez Al-Shaair From Game For Eye Black Memorializing Palestinian Child | Defector
In each week of the NFL season so far, Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair has worn eye black that bears the name of a Palestinian child slain during Israel’s genocide in Gaza. When he did it…
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
raising the "Still Above Average" banner
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“If I didn't get a hit that game, I would do something different the next day.” Joey Ortiz was tinkering himself into being the worst hitter in baseball. How he turned his year around to become the Brewers playoff X-factor. www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
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How Joey Ortiz went from league-worst hitter to Brewers playoff X-factor
Of all the stories around the Brewers' 100-win season, Joey Ortiz's mid-year turnaround is among the most remarkable.
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
are we sure jalen hurts is good
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i will not be getting up at 8:30 to watch football but have fun
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how do you fall for that
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well andy dalton could've done that
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why the fuck are you punting
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
both these teams stink
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actual clock/broadcast clock shenanigans for the second time in football this season but this time the officials got it right.
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well that was interesting
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
those penalties shouldn't offset but whatever
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nice catch dumbass
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
damn you fucked up a great punt
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah and what about it
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
made what is essentially a poor man's chicken parmesan with some leftover stuff I had lying around and it's still pretty good
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fuck yeah
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joey (not ortiz) @doey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm supposed to research and order a commercial shredder for the office but the problem is i have no idea what a "good" shredder is
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