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Doodles

@doesdoodles.bsky.social

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Dutch wolfshrimp that thinks about being creative too much to actually be creative. He/him.

Doodles @doesdoodles.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

If I stop liking and reskeeting things in the next couple days I guess the shimmer started somewhere in the Netherlands It was nice knowing y'all, I'm gonna go shed the shackles of capitalism and become one with an incomprehensible alien environment

A daisy with what appears to be multiple hearts next to each other, and a very wide stem.

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Doodles @doesdoodles.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Lol fuck off I would go the rest of my life with a soaked ass every time I ride my bike before I'd consider being your propaganda billboard, you right wing fucks

My bicycle, polluted with a political propaganda saddle cover for the VVD, the big right wing cunts over here

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Doodles @doesdoodles.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

The national public transport app just clocked me as turbogay

Cropped screenshot of the public transport app, estimating a 1094m walk will take approximately 2 minutes. This translates to a walking speed of 30km/h (or almost 20mph, for y'all americans).

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Doodles @doesdoodles.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Took me like a couple years but I finally stopped postponing and fixed my PS4 controller, I can now press the down button again. All I needed was this little guy!

A plastic conductive foil for a PS4 controller, that transfers button inputs to the motherboard. Delivered by mail in a postcard envelope

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Doodles @doesdoodles.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

It's a lobster motorbike, a chopper with a lobster making up the body of the bike.

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Doodles @doesdoodles.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Please choke on gravel microsoft

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Doodles @doesdoodles.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

oh BY THE WAY LOOK AT THIS THIS IS MINE NOW

Photo of a box of Lego Technic set 42158, NASA Mars Rover Perseverance

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Doodles @doesdoodles.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I've been installing a smart lamp in order to get it to turn on in the morning, because wakeup lights are too bloody expensive. My experience with "smart" technology can be accurately summed up in this one image:

A screenshot of a notification by the HEMA smart app, notifying me that a scheduled task has succeeded.

The name of the schedule is "pain", the name of the lamp is "unbelievable piece of shit", and the message reads "The pain of unbelievable piece of shit at 22:24:12 has been executed".

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Doodles @doesdoodles.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

Parking garages for bicycles are pretty rad actually I mean look at this shit First 24 hours are free, security is included, and there's 6000 parking spots. I love this shit. Bicycles and bicycle infrastructure are fucking cool.

A photo from the inside of a Dutch bicycle parking garage near the local train station, showing a view of aisle 21 holding probably a couple hundred bicycles. There's 40 aisles.

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Doodles @doesdoodles.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Hey y'know I got pretty close to being one of the first 1m I guess, that's kinda cool

A bluesky "celebrating 10 million users" image, showing I'm number 1,050,549

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Doodles @doesdoodles.bsky.social · 10/09/2024

Tape tape tape tape tape tape tape ta-

Tape, a collection of various rolls of tape, duct tape, masking tape, electrical tape, double sided tape and dammit, tape sounds weird now, tape

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Doodles @doesdoodles.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

The life cycle of the eggplant is perilous, and eggplant migration season is no different. During it's migration the eggplant has to cross dangerous roads... And sometimes, these crossings come at a heavy price.

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