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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Bad Bitch Blasters (2025) game of the year.

crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Resident Evil CODE: Veronica X (2000-2001) people will tell you this is the black sheep of the series. that this game is skippable filler with limited grander plot relevance. those people are lying. this is the best resident evil game we have played thus far and you, yes YOU! should play it NOW!!!!

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Resident Evil 3: Nemesis (PC Port) (1999-2024) they made a resident evil with open world and light RPG elements all the way back in 1999 and no one talks about it??? the difficulty is a tad overtuned and there are some annoying gimmicky fights but all in all this game owns. please look at our meme

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Resident Evil 2 (PC Port) (1998-2024) perfect video game. absolutely perfect video game that is both better than its original AND blows its own remake out of the water. it still plays beautifully to this day and kicks so much ass YOU CAN OVERCOME THE 1 INCH BARRIER OF TANK CONTROLS I BELIEVE IN YOU

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Resident Evil (PC Port) (1996-2024) This Game Is A Real Gem And Also Nobody Ever Talks About How Many Things That Aren't Zombies You Shoot In This Game ! ! ! ! ! You Should Be Playing This Yesterday And Say Hi To The Unreasonably Fuzzy + Cute Spider Enemies For Me

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Superman Im Watching Your Stream Why Are You Trying Not To Laugh ! ! ! ! Thats Disrespectful ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

American Psycho (2000) Nobody Ever Told Us This Movie Was Funny . What The Hell . Its Kind Of Harrowing In A Real Life Sense That These People Still Live Among Us And Thrive When They Are So Vacuous And Evil But That's For My Upcoming Video Essay Series To Tell You About . Must Watch ! ! ! !

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Beverly Hills 90210-The Soundtrack (1992) New Addition To Our List Of Top 15 Albums ! ! ! For A Teen Soap Opera With As Much Shocking Drama As BH90210 I'm Pleasantly Surprised The Soundtrack Is Nonthreatening Adult Contemporary RnB Songs , It Creates A Delightful Contrast

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-1969) This Show Is So Much Gayer Than People Tell You It Is . Every Single Episode Men Are Staring Into Each Others Eyes And Declaring Their Undying Devotion For Each Other . Here Are Assorted Funny Screencaps Go Watch Any Episode Right Now And Im Saying Right N

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Mula Sa Buwan (From The Moon) A Filipino Musical Restaging Of Cyrano De Bergerac , Moving The Setting From 1800s France To The Philippines During World War Two , A Masterful Stage Production That Plays Up The Tragedy Angle Of The Original Play . Made Me Ugly Cry Multiple Times !

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Cyrano De Bergerac (1950) (Rewatch) An Adaptation Of The Famous Play About Helping Your Bro Catch The Life Your Life Because Youre Too Cowardly To Act On Your Feelings , Jose Ferrers Performance In This Is Magnetic !!!

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie Part III: The Rebellion Story (2013) A Continuation Of The Orignal Shows Ambigious Ending In A Way That Somehow Tops The Shows Quality . Greatest Movie Ever Made . In Lieu Of Spoilers I Will Brag About Increasing The Worldwide Sayaka Miki Population

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Puella Magi Madoka Magica (2011) (Rewatch) Got Together With Some Close Friends And Rewatched Peak And It Turns Out , Its Still Peak . Every Single Episode Of This Show Is Some Of The Most Interesting And Compelling Television Ever Made And It Deserves Its Phenomenon Status Richly . Watch It !

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Marathon (2026) When This Was Announced We Were Very Upset , "How Could Bungie Take The Name Of Their Iconic Series Of First Person Shooters And Turn It Into Live Service Slop !" We Cried . Only For It To Release And Be The Single Best Extraction Shooter On The Market . This Game Is Really Special

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby – Beginning of a New Era (2024) A Gobsmackingly Gorgeously Animated Sports Drama That Was Genuinely Inspirational To Watch . I Really Like These Horses Dangit ! ! !

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Uma Musume: Road To The Top (2023-2024) So We Saw The First Season Of Pretty Derby Years Ago When It First Got Big And We Liked It Enough , But Watching This Felt Like A Revelation . We Get It Now . We Understand Everything . We Like The Blue One Who Ate Her Twin Sister In The Womb And Is Sad

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Death Note (2006) A Modern Masterpiece ! What Can Be Said About Death Note That Hasn't Been Said ? Its Basically The Perfect Anime , Self Assured And Earnest In Its Absurdity While Also Keeping You On The Edge Of Your Seat Every Time Our Protagonist Doubles Down O- What Is That Picture . Who Are T

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Cleopatra (1963) No Relation To The Previous Cleopatra ! In The Trackless Desert Of Studio Backlots The World Over , A Hubristic Monument To Hollywood Excess Still Stands . Its Splendor Still Impresses Despite The Real Life And Fictional Tragedies That Shadow It . Its Also 4 Hours Long Help Me Ple

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Cleopatra (1934) Is This Movie Good ? I Don't Know . Is It Fun ? Also Unsure . Is It *Interesting* Yes ! Watch This If You Want 3 Hours Of Hollywood Glamour Back When That Was A Phrase You Could Say Without Laughing . Come For The Queen Of The Nile , Stay For Lovable Himbo Mark Antony

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

my9games.com i fear this makes us seem quite basic but this is mainly the games that we are rotating around in our mind at all times. every one of these games has made an indelible mark on our soul

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Is It Possible That It's This

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

(Speech 36/80) (Lie) BUT I CAN'T SWIM

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

i ignore the distant whistling sound of this thing dropping a torpedo on my exact location

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Supergirl (1985) the furtive spin-off, so easily forgotten. a movie where nothing much of consequence happens until supergirl goes to hell and defeats a demon spawned by a literal witch using alien technology. a must watch for freaks and lovers of slumming it british stage actors

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Superman (2025) BILLIONS MUST HOPE! a movie that looks at the last twenty years of not just failed superman movies, and decides that it will be a remake of Quest For Peace. you WILL believe that a guy named Mr. Terrific is the best part of this incredible film! a triumph in every regard!!

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice (2016) an immense improvement over Man of Steel, but still a bloated and overstuffed movie where its interesting ideas have to fight for air amongst commercials for movies that dont exist and homages to comic books that are vastly superior, better than Returns!

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Man Of Steel (2013) a Superman II remake that replaces the painful earnestness and light camp of the original with bad filters and post-Bayformers US military worship. a movie with an interesting first half and a second half that might as well be video game cutscenes. still better than Returns!

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (2006) the changes between this and the theatrical cut from 1980 are so drastic as to make for completely different experiences. a reminder that movies can and often are fucking good! unequivocally the third best superman film!!!

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Superman Returns (2006) one of the worst films ever made, and somehow not because of the two sex pests that worked on it. a miserable film about the fickleness of women and the necessity of asserting your masculine authority over the step dad that stepped up. an active blight in the world.

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987) the president on national television says that we must excel in the nuclear arms race and a class of preschoolers is faced with sheer mortality not for the first time. a beautifully naive film that is nevertheless bad. NUCLEAR MAN 4EVA

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Superman III (1982) one of the strangest films ever made. a movie about the struggle between an all powerful mans good and evil sides that is represented by a literal fistfight between those good and evil sides. oh and also a movie that is terrified of Big Computer. a delightful campy time!

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Superman II (1980) after huge amounts of production interference during the filming of superman: the movie, the original director was fired and replaced for the sequel. a mostly good movie marred by the producers interference and script rewrites result in a very disappointing followup to a classic

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Superman: The Movie (1978) impossibly perfect film. electrifying chemistry between our leads, chainsmoking reporters, three stooges esque slapstick, sinking the western seaboard for real estate price fixing, and a fucking man fucking flying make for perhaps the perfect superhero film. WATCH IT NOW

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

HANNIBAL SEASON 1 (2013) as it turns out all you need to update both the police procedural genre and the tired serial killer exploitation genre birthed by Red Dragon, is copious amounts of artful homoeroticism and truly, truly toxic relationship dynamics. also lawrence fishburne is a bad dad!

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Robocop: The Future of Law Enforcement (1987) an absolutely delightful and perfect movie with incredible performances and some of the best squibs paul verhooven could buy. highlight is easily the in film advertisements though. new media being this omnipresent and this vapid serves the themes aptly

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Its In Purple And On Wikipedia So You Know Its True ! (It Is True Though Its Fucked Up)

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Blue Velvet (1986) what can you say about this film that hasn't been said ? david lynch making this after the unfairly maligned DUNE adaptation is bonkers . you will never hear roy orbisons "In Dreams" the same way again !

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Anthology Of The Killer (2020-2024) The Creator Of Space Funeral Made 9 Games Over The Span Of 4 Years That All Together Create One Of The Most Entertaining Meditations On Being Alive In The Death Throes Of History Ever Made . Come For The Comedy, Stay For The Murderous Corpse Of Dennis Wilson

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Blinks At You Owlishly (Despite Not Having Eyes)

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Neverwinter Nights: Crimson Tides Of Tethyr the middle entry in a trilogy of classic modules for 2002s CRPG classic Neverwinter Nights, it was a fantastic adventure that does many impressive things with the engine and (a rarity in these) a great high fantasy narrative. if you have nwn you MUST play

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Lois And Clark: The New Adventures Of Superman Pilot (1993) Transcendentally Good . Maybe The Best Depiction Of The Man Of Steel That Has Ever Made It To Live Action, Warm And Funny, Absolutely Smoldering Chemistry Between The Leads, And You Bet Your Bippy We Believed That Man Could Fly. 10/10

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

The Adventures Of Superboy (1988-1992) Absolutely Staggeringly Confusing Show That Feels Like The Fmv Sequences You Get As A Reward For Solving Math Puzzles. Here Is Superboy Fighting Off Three Of The Worlds Most Deadly Assassins And Lex Luthors Deadly Sonic Blaster At The Same Time

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Bonus Image That Is Beyond Parody But Still Goes Unreasonably Hard. "Slammin'! Even, As Superboy Would Say

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Reign Of The Supermen (1993-1994) In The Wake Of The Man Of Steels Death Four Cool Pretenders To The Throne Emerge And Do Nothing Of Consequence For Months Until Editorial Tells Them To Wrap It Up So The Big Man Can Come Back. The Death Of Possibility Itself And Still Good Somehow? That's Comics!

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crypticBeast @doepaws.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

The Death Of Superman (1993) One Of The High Water Marks Of The Crass Market Speculation And Publicity Stunts That Marked The Early 90's In Western Comic Books, Bizarrely Impenetrable To The Non Comics Fanatic But Somehow Still Readable In Spite Of That. Here I Am Hanging Out With My Idol Doomsday

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