Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This will be interesting. Could be argued Ashcroft’s last 5 minutes alone made him the most influential player on that result 000
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s hard to imagine a smoother mover who shins their kicks more than Bolton 000
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So it turns out waggling your head while the arm holding the ball is free is not a legitimate attempt 031
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Have always thought Shae Bolton sounds like a French restaurant in Lancashire 020
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Umpiring junior grand finals at Woodville Oval today. The fence being down affords a much better backdrop of the Koolunda houses 030
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026We’re in Ocean Grove for the School Sports lawn bowls nationals this week coming. We can tell by the YouTube account he left logged in that a previous occupant of this apartment represented the Isle of Man at the world indoors. At least there’s heaps on bowls on his account 130
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Superb work by the goal umpire there. Massive degree of difficulty on that play 010
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The former prime midfielder ending their career as a forward is one of the best bits of our game 000
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The lasso rule unnecessarily complicates the last disposal rule that works perfectly well in other leagues. A redeeming feature, though, is the boundary umpires clearly enjoy executing the signal 120
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026There’s nothing like blaming forwards for slow, terrible delivery 010
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Freo might want to stop kicking to Sicily against a weaker opponent 000
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Some games of footy show their foundational relationship to rugby more than others 000
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Incredibly, my first SANFL game for the year (umpiring and bowls have been all consuming). The 440ml Coopers Stouts are helping with the warmth 010
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026What’s Richo on about? That’s always a free. Takes have sucked all night 100
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Bit weird to loudly boo the guy who was at two other clubs before he came to yours and then left 000
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Love the analysis. “How can the Pies get back in this?” Expert 1: get their hands on the footy Expert 2: stop the opposition from scoring Searing insight 070
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Players getting a very long time to dispose of it tonight 000
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Hodge too busy looking at the arm on the ball to see the arm on the chest 000
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Wonder if Tex has missed 7 shots in a row in his career before 000
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026It bothers me more than is normal that the massive “Eddie’s pocket” sign Toyota have put up to tie-in with their ad is pointing to the wrong pocket 030
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I’m guessing North has a sports psychologist on staff 000
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Jordan Dawson is available if the Socceroos need to park the bus tomorrow 000
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026That Dawson kick was so good that Dowling accidentally marked it 020
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The good thing about Brisbane playing at Geelong is Darcy Fort can return straight to the gold rush after the game 110
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Geez, they boo non-stop, these non-interstate crowds 010
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Man with massive red mark on head annoyed he is being sent off for hia 001
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Yeah, Brisbane may struggle to adapt to the cold and wet here 000
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Our daughter has plane crash analysis as a special interest. She rather enjoyed her birthday cake this evening 030
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Will have to go back later and see if I can clip Blakey pulling out of the tackle because he can see Ashcroft leaning in and Ashcroft head butting Blakey in the chest anyway 100
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Wow, two English players are the absolute spitting image of each other 010
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Break in case of commentary emergency: “Why send the goal kicker to the bench?” 010
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Well, that was an entertainingly bad game of footy 000
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Well, that was an entertaining terrible game of footy 000
Dave Brown @dodgykneesb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026It’s lovely that he kicked that and all but that was a terrible decision to play on 010
