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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

It's Pride Month, and the question of the day is, name your three favorite LGBTQIA+ characters in comics. It doesn't have to be DC or Marvel, whatever characters struck your fancy for whatever reason. Love to hear your opinions!

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Loki is change. Loki is shift. Loki is fluidity weaponized. Doom sees no trickster, just a being who refuses to be categorized. Pride is not a costume. It is a crown. Loki wears it like a birthright, and so should all who refuse to be erased.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

There is grand appeal when rain strikes upon a tin roof. The steady percussion creates an illusion of calm. But Doom despises the sound of rain upon his armor. A thousand tiny intrusions against perfection. Doom engineered his armor for power and for dominance. Not for percussion!

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Doom will clarify this once. He is not "infatuated" with The Wiggles. There is something efficient about them. They present simple instructions and receive immediate compliance. Their uninvited melodies persist and are relentless.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Doom assures you there is no "enjoyment" in this. There is only a quiet satisfaction. The chocolate bunny's ears are removed first to leave the form humbled.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Doom does not fear the dentist's drill. He simply finds its pitch… unnecessary. A ruler of nations should not be subjected to such acoustics.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Reed Richards has always been right! . . . Bah! The mere drafting of this sentence has caused irreparable offense. The prank is canceled.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Let lesser armies march to drums. Doom advances to "Levitating". Doom has deciphered this piece of music and believes Dua Lipa has constructed a victory algorithm disguised as pleasure. Elevation is not metaphor. It is instruction.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Doom has mastered time, space, and the will of nations. Yet this sprawling espresso apparatus insists on grinding, tamping, and calibrating. Doom suspects it is testing him. Doom does not enjoy being tested by appliances.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Red Skull rallies nations to bleed so he may feel immortal for an afternoon. He sends thousands to die so he may feel tall for a moment. Doom requires no corpses to measure his legacy. Doom requires no such illusions to know his height.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

The waffle's geometry is no accident. Each square is a reservoir that is calculated to capture sweetness. Doom admires such efficient design.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Doom ordered Sea Monkeys to form the vanguard of my war with Namor. The package promised an army. Doom expected tridents and rows of aquatic shock troops. Instead, Doom received brine shrimp! Pathetic specks that drift like dust upon the tides. Doom cannot conquer Atlantis with fish food.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Mutants and costumed committees together at last. Doom shall update Latveria's defenses accordingly. Doom is going to need a bigger moat.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Every master plan that Sandman has ends with "unless it rains". His greatest fear is a shop-vac. Doom's greatest fear is boredom, and Sandman tests it constantly.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

The Atari 2600 wastes no time flattering the player. There is no hand to hold and no narrative to coddle fragile egos. You learn, you adapt, or you fail. Doom recognizes a proper hierarchy.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Consider this New Year’s Day a courtesy. Doom allows the world one final moment of self-deception before order is imposed and excuses are erased. Happy New Year.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Doom marks the loss of a voice that knew how to play, how to create, and how to turn even nonsense into delight. The ether has gained something rare; this place has lost it.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Snow is an annual insult hurled from the heavens, and Doom rejects its chill with every fiber of his will. Still… the notion of forming a snow angel, with arms outstretched in defiant symmetry, tempts even the mightiest.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Andrew Cuomo's reign thrived on optics, not outcomes. A legacy of half-measures cloaked as leadership. That Richards supports such governance explains why his science creates accidents, not advancement.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Let the critics rally around band-aid solutions and recycled promises. Zohran Mamdani demands transformation. Doom stands with that transformation. And to Richards, who abides with Cuomo's legacy... you've chosen the slow lane in a race that demands speed and daring.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

At last, the clock bends in Doom's favor! Mortals speak of "falling back", but Doom never falls. He ascends into an extra hour of conquest, reflection, and perhaps, just for balance, a second breakfast.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Doom detests Halloween! The masks, the noise, the sticky-fingered children. However, were Doom to indulge, perhaps he'd don the garb of Sherlock Holmes. Precision, intellect, and a disdain for incompetence. Traits Doom knows well.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

When the children of the village dare approach Castle Doom and cry "Trick or Treat", Doom chooses "trick". The door then closes and their imaginations do the rest. Fear is a sweeter confection than candy.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Doom requires but one more light blue Monopoly property! One! And then the golden arches shall bend before my empire and award me that Polaris ATV. The fools at McDonald's claim it is a "promotion", but Doom knows it is a test of his worthiness.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

The greatest invention of mortal hands is the dishwasher. It labors without ego, cleans without complaint, and restores the luster of Doom's chalices. Truly, it understands servitude better than most humans.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Doom must create slogans because silence is the realm of the forgotten. Let the people chant my phrases in checkout lines and dream of discounts in my name. That, my friends, is immortality.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Richards and his brood have stolen Friday, it seems. #FantasticFriday? A weekly ritual glorifying Richards and his insufferable trio of tagalongs? Bah! Very well. Doom will take the rest of the week with starting with #MonarchMonday. By Sunday, all hashtags shall kneel.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Doom requires slogans because mere mortals respond not to reason but to rhythm. The words must strike like lightning, must be simple enough for the masses, and potent enough to echo through eternity.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Doom has engaged a marketing team to promote his new franchise.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

DoomMart shall commemorate each of Doom's victories with rollback pricing. Enjoy 25% off all purchases to celebrate the Fantastic Four's latest humiliation. My "Latverian Victory Blend Coffee" is now half price to honor my triumph over fatigue. Every markdown will tell a story of domination.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Yes! If Doom must endure living beside a Walmart, he will remake it as DoomMart. No squeaky carts. Only smooth-rolling chrome chariots. No chaotic aisles. Only rows of perfect symmetry. The grand opening ribbon will be cut by a plasma-edged blade.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Doom rages at Walmart's kingdom of plastic excess. It is an empire of disposable trinkets and snacks that promise flavor but deliver only regret. Doom demands craftsmanship and precision, but those qualities have long been exiled from this fluorescent wasteland.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Doom's month-long retreat from Castle Doom during its renovations was meant to be a strategic reflection, yet I now dwell beside a Walmart. This is vexing. The fluorescent glare leaks through the curtains at night. It is harsh and unrelenting. Even Doom's dreams of dominion feel rolled back.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Even the indomitable Castle Doom requires refinement. Thus Doom announces that urgent restorations are underway. I shall return in five days' time. Richards should spend these fleeting days wisely… or waste them spectacularly, as is his custom.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

You think the Pokémon named Ekans was bad? Do not get Doom started on Koffing. This floating gas sphere is named for… coughing? Doom demands imagination; instead I find allergies.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

The insult does not end there! The crustacean named Krabby deserves more than an uninspired adjective for its moniker. Doom expected a named worthy of a leviathan of the deep, and not a seafood platter with spelling issues.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Spare Doom from beginning a tirade about Seel. A seal named… Seel. Inspired genius? No. It is as if they gazed upon the beast and gave up halfway through naming it. Doom expected myth, not phonetics.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Doom once thought the Pokémon world a testament to inspired creation. Then Doom discovered Ekans. Its name is merely snake spelled backwards. This is not clever wordcraft. This is linguistic sloth! To name a creature with such lethargy is beneath even Richards on his laziest day.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Emma Frost just read your mind! 🧠 Using one video on your phone what does she see when she's in there? 🤔

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

When Kimmel was struck down, the audience multiplied upon his return. Doom himself has suffered such moments when his banners were burned and his statues toppled. Latveria always stands and Doom always rises. It is inevitable as the night follows day, and as thunder follows lightning.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

In American cartoons, a mouse will chase cheese. In anime, the cheese is an ancient relic forged by gods, guarded by destiny, and infused with unbearable sorrow. Doom respects the scale, but must ask if every sandwich should be this tragic?

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Bananas are treacherous yellow cowards! Doom purchased a bunch to last the whole week, yet by the third day they lie in disgrace, and are now brown and limp. A banana should bend to Doom's will and not rot in defiance.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Nike boasts "Just Do It". Converse peddles in nostalgia. Yet not one has the vision to craft a hi-top sneaker of steel that mirrors Doom's majesty. Doom will not jog in mediocrity. Doom requires footwear worthy of conquest and the court.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

They claim "community values" and "broadcast standards", yet beneath it flows one intention. Control. Censorship dressed in regulation is still tyranny. Doom stands with Jimmy Kimmel and those who resist being muzzled. Let this suspension be a wake up call, not a precedent.

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Doctor Victor von Doom @doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Yes, Doom poured salt into his morning coffee, mistaking it for sugar in his haste. A lesser man would recoil. Doom merely nodded, and declared it a "mineral infusion" to test his stamina. Doom is never wrong. Doom redefines taste.

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