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Bobhisattva

@doctorsyrup.bsky.social
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 5h
Megamind no bitches meme but it's child jason voorhees
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want my pilot to be like this.
Miles "Tails" Prower names every plane
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This Pokemon TCGP Oricorio hard counter has been so clutch.
A pokemon trading card game pocket card. It reads "Minior. Basic pokemon 70 HP Fighting Type. One energy - Cosmic Tackle - Ten-plus damage - If your opponent's active pokemon has an ability, this attack does 40 more damage." The pokemon is a little pink star flying in an upwards spiral in the middle of a bunch of tall buildings.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Get the police called on you for being homeless, get the police called on you for seeking employment, but
SpongeBob meme NoBoDy WaNtS tO wOrK AnYmOrE
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You're literally doing that fucking "who's next?" comic.
Gay guy selling out trans people realizing the leopards are coming for him next.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TNG showed us skirts are unisex.
Star Trek The Next Generation male skirt uniform. It has black shoulders, sleeves, and sides, while the front and back are maroon. The uniform looks like a skirt or a short dress that stops at mid-thigh. Gender equality in space!
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
psuedo-academic hogwash lurked a very passionate man who knew how important it was to say "fuck" now and then, and say it loud too, relish its syllabic sweetness, its immigrant pride, a great American epic word really, starting at the lower lip, often the very front of the lower lip, before racing all the way to the back of the throat, where it finishes with a great blast, the concussive force of the, K catching up then with the hush of the F already on its way, thus loading it with plenty of offense and edge and certainly ambiguity. FUCK. A great by-the-bootstrap prayer or curse if you prefer, depending on how you look at it, or use it, suited perfectly for hurling at the skies or at the world, or sometimes, if said just right, for uttering with enough love and fire, the woman beside you melts inside herself, immersed in all that word-heat. Holy fuck, what was that all about? Love and fire? Word-heat?
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
E
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I also got a cat eight years ago (roughly) today!
Mabel, a small calico/tabby cat, stands on a tan carpet. She looks ready for adventure.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I literally did not reply to you at all until you had already started insulting others using sweeping generalizations of an entire group, up to and including the implication that sports are for fascists. Stop with your victim complex here.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Peter Family Guy sitting in a chair holding a remote with the caption "Aww, sweet! A schizo thread!"
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
people on bsky using the r-slur but wokelypeople on bsky using the r-slur but wokely
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tom
Orders
A
Sandwich
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh That's Real Nice - SpongeBob meme of a purple fish wearing a green hat and flower print shorts, looking wearily into a toilet
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Name him Lucky.
Lucky Luciano - You know he had to do it to em. A young man in a white button down shirt, shorts, and loafers stands with his hands clasped.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You may want to review what the AI generated in that graphic.
AI generated image with nonsense text
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Yeah actually.
Jay Leno is meeeeelting, meeeeeeltiiiing
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A bsky timeline screenshot, the first post is a cat looking out a window at a bird, the second post is a screencap from king of the hill showing bill looking out the window at peggy much like the cat and bird
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A two panel comic. Panel one is a bunch of people pointing and laughing at a guy who just peed his pants. Second panel is that guy with a smug look going "heh. rent free."
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The Gamer.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
suicide helmet - a homemade helmet designed to blast several shotgun shells into your brain simultaneously. It's a dirty rusty red color with lumpy spikes sticking out of it.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Yeah I can believe you really wanna say the n-word.
Some dumbass cis white transphobe with transition lenses and a goatee that looks like he smeared some ash on his face. He's holding a mug that implies you shouldn't talk to police, but he looks like a cop.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Sonic the hedgehog, a blue human-like hedgehog with red shoes, is reclining with a smug look and saying: I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm NOT KIDDING
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Your feelings are not proof. Show me some numbers, or even someone saying what you're making a strawman out of. If leftists didn't vote for Harris, why do exit polls show the majority of independent (as leftists tend to register) voters did in fact vote for her?
2024 exit polls showing 49% of independent voters voted for Harris.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
A cardboard box has an afro wig on top and has a face drawn on with a mustache, soul patch, and a raised eyebrow. He's Boxy Brown, Duke of New York A#1.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
???
The fan was reportedly ejected from Ford Field after the incident.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
And you used chat gpt, holy shit you're an idiot
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
@nora.zone makes super neat shiny glass things LOOK HOW COOL THIS IS GO GET ONE
A small multicolored glass wreath sits in a box with white padding and a white ribbon attached
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Grimsby from the little mermaid saying imagine. He's an old man with white hair, a wrinkled face, purple clothes, and he's smoking a wooden pipe.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
"SUCK A GIRLS DICK AND TAKE HER TO GET TACO BELL"
Wesley Willis, a black man with short hair, a mustache, and a goatee, looks at the viewer with a confused expression
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The Bors "we should improve society somewhat" comic panel.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Bobby Hill wearing light blue buttoned shirt and a green sweater vest with a red and black diamond design on the front. He stands at a table and rolls out a sign that says Thanks for Nothing.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
norman rockwell freedom of speech painting
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels. The authors, two men with large beards, are pictured over a beige background.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
me testifying against the bladder pill company in 2052
a shriveled old worm head in a wheelchair
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Idiotic statement --- Oh wow,  so many triggered people meme
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
idiotic statement meme
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Sidney Crosby disagrees.
Four pictures of Sidney Crosby with a focus on his ass
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Venture Bros meme quoting the scene where 21 yells at Dr Killinger in latin
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
A gorilla wearing glasses with green lenses, a blue pinstriped jacket, and a pink button down shirt but no pants, is holding an open briefcase full of money and is throwing bills in the air. Text next to the gorilla says A GORILLION DOLLARS
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
dril corncob tweet
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Hahahahahaha
Plankton from spongebob under a magnifying glass yelling about how he went to college
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Charlie Kirk's face is so tiny no amount of alt text will help
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
family guy aw sweet a schizo thread
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Close enough.
A taped up picture of a girl in a pink sweater duct taping a traffic cone to a pony's head, captioned BANNED FROM PETTING ZOO
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
lol you did both the OP's image and this comic, great jorb
Comic about a nazi claiming he's being forced into nazism by people calling him racist.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Famous horror author Garth Marenghi in a leather jacket and purple tie, staring at the viewer from behind large glasses.
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Bobhisattva @doctorsyrup.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Luffy from One Piece holding up his drawing of Nami as a mermaid, with a fish top and human bottom.
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