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Doctor Synth

@doctorsynth.bsky.social
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I dig D&D, synthesizers, politics, and fluffy mammals.

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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 12h
Donald Trump is so stupid. You cannot rebrand AI as SI simply by wanting it to be so. “SI” is and always has been Sports Illustrated.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I met RA Salvatore at Gencon over 10 years ago and he was the nicest guy. He told me a couple things that really stuck in a workshop I attended. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to tell stories quite like he does, but there’s room for my own stories, in my own way. It doesn’t have to get weird.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If Heihachi was a squirrel
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thanks to Microsoft’s policy preventing anyone from playing games from external USB storage, I spend way too much time moving games between internal 1tb storage, proprietary 2tb storage, and formerly inexpensive 5tb USB storage. I’d rather be playing games than this horseshit. @thurrott.bsky.social
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I liked the original better in the 1980’s.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a drag. But let’s see Ken Paxton _in_ drag.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a drag. But let’s see Ken Paxton _in_ drag.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a drag. But let’s see Ken Paxton _in_ drag.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a drag. But let’s see Ken Paxton _in_ drag.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a drag. But let’s see Ken Paxton _in_ drag.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a drag. But let’s see Ken Paxton _in_ drag.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a drag. But let’s see Ken Paxton _in_ drag.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a drag. But let’s see Ken Paxton _in_ drag.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a drag. But let’s see Ken Paxton _in_ drag.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a drag. But let’s see Ken Paxton _in_ drag.
Ken Paxton in Drag
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a drag. But let’s see Ken Paxton _in_ drag.
Ken Paxton in drag.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a drag. But let’s see Ken Paxton _in_ drag.
Ken Paxton in Drag
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a drag. But let’s see Ken Paxton _in_ drag.
Ken Paxton in drag
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve known this is coming. She’s President Clinton looked into farming bugs for the poor to eat. I just hope that it would wait until I was 70.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Y’all have never been hit by a semi on the highway. You need a larger car to sustain the impact. I walked away with just bruises.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Different Strokes for Different Goats. There’s no way to please *everyone*. It’s just a game, and it’s usually best enjoyed between friends.
FRPG players are freaks
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People said the same of PHOTOGRAPHY. As someone who has used Photoshop since v 1.0 and taught it to hundreds of educators across northern Illinois and northern Indiana, I see it as a tool and a medium for expression. But I readily admit not everything I do is art. Sometimes I make mistakes.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two things can be true at once: we must support human artists, and we must strive to improve the art produced by AI.
Catfolk Druid resting against a rock in the desert; Rabbitfolk witch lays unconscious as her familiar tends to her wounds. Gnome wizard hurriedly drains water from a cactus as a flock of vultures descents. Foxfolk monk uses quarterstaff to keep vultures off the witch; immediately behind him is the corpse of the desert snake who downed the witch. Things look bleak.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes the whole point of Dungeons and Dragons is the friends you make along the way. I’m super proud of this so don’t be a dick.
Party in Peril: after defeating a giant snake in the desert, the rabbitfolk witch waits to be revived as her familiar tends to her. The gnome wizard is hastily draining water from a cactus as a swarm of ravenous vultures attack. The female shifter rogue is catching her breath against a rock as the sun beats down. Only the foxfolk monk has the strength to fight off the vultures with his quarterstaff.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m not at liberty to talk about my current project but it’s progressing nicely.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What?! It’s PISS on the floor? Ew gross.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Aw sweet doggie. I lost Stella yesterday.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I had to send Stella to the great beyond today, and it breaks my heart. She was 16. Our pets are family - ohana - and no one gets left behind. Hang in there - you’re one of the good guys.
Stella couldn’t lift her head on her own, she’d lost so much weight and was fur and bone.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stella was the Best Dog
Stella, adoption day, 6 months old, May 2011
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stella 2010-2026 She was the best girl.
Stella 2010-2026
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wow Macklemore is kind of a creep.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Chief Wahoo!
Chief Wahoo
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump is the only person who thinks of smiling when remembering raping young children with his friend and co-conspirator Jeffrey Epstein.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why does Rick Scott look like Skeletor?
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
^this post, sitting on a server farm at a data center
View of the inside of a data center. See all the jobs? Me neither.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Farnsworth?!
Professor Farnsworth
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maintenance of $6B aircraft carriers keeps our servicemen safe and prevents the expense and reduction in security the world faces when we're forced to retreat. Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are MORONIC CRIMINALS who couldn't win the war with Iran and NEVER should be allowed near the reins of power.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I want to see midterm campaign ads that featurethe USS Lincoln that simply says: Legitimate governments do not destroy $6 billion dollar battleships by ignoring maintenance while starving our troops, so they can steal from the Treasury. @crooked.com
Donald Trump started a war with Iran he cannot win. Pete Hegseth refused to perform scheduled maintenance on the USS Lincoln, so now it has rusted. This aircraft carrier cost $6.8 billion in today's money.
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Suggestions for new hobbies: collecting Flock cameras.
pickup truck with American flag and a bed filled with stolen Flock cameras
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Magick
Anya Taylor-Joy as Magick from the New Mutants
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m assuming this is healthier than a buttered & toasted everything bagel
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have a recommendation
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Unicorn & War Unicorn #Dungeons&Dragons
Unicorn & Rhinoceros
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Doctor Synth @doctorsynth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I got you.
Quark serving Rootbeer on Deep Space Nine
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