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Ryon Mikeska

@doctormikeska.bsky.social
421 followers 508 following 267 posts

Amateur crocheter, music lover, professional blasphemer.

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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#babybel #cheese #blackhumor #blackhumour #darkhumor #crackerslovecheese
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Times are hard, I know, but-
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*SPLOOSH*
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#UNACCEPTABLE
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not my OC, but I'd DEFINITELY get a caked up Jason Momoa body pillow! 😂
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If its one thing dumb mothertuckers got, it's the audacity. It's probably one of the many reasons their fathers don't love them.
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Apple products carry a dark spirit of pride that infects its hosts.
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's a huge #redflag, but it's one that I appreciate because it let's me know who I'm dealing with.
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Circuit ⭕ @circuittherobot.com · 04/08/2026
LOOK AT THIS
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'll wash a peach & rinse off my grapes, but for everything else, we'll its in God's hands now. 😂😂😂☠️
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Invader Zim: GIR with Zipper Neck
ALT: Invader Zim: GIR with Zipper Neck
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I #need this on a shirt #ASAP 😂😂😂
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Thankfully, I think you'll look good bald! 👍🏾
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Goodnight!
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Get Elon in his bad built bitch body, pop him in that weird chest of his right over the heart while saying "Kalima! KALIMA!"
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Honestly, this gave me the chilly-thrillys. I honestly thought no one could touch Aaliyah as Queen Akasha, but damn, this was amazing! #Akasha #InterviewWithTheVampire #Lestat #TheVampireLestat #blacksky
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Have you taught them that their reaction was the action that caused the reaction?
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Personally, I'd enjoy getting this card! 😂😂😂
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
##HappyPrideMonth
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
#HappyJuneteenth to all my peoples! We have come so far, and we will not let them drag us back! #blacksky #gayblacksky #Juneteenth
Happy Juneteenth
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Probably too late now, but you can always add more veggies and spices, maybe even a few cans of chili beans with the sauce they come in, to make more of a soup chili.
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Everyone around Donald Duck knows he's an idiot, so I don't know why they keep letting his dumb ass make decisions that they know are terrible! I mean, I *KNOW* why, but you'd think they'd try and work around him so he seems less cognitively impaired. They hate him as much as we do.
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
As a lifelong stutterer with ADD, I can tell you that short of years of speech therapy, slowing down my rate of speech helps. However, if I forget to take my meds and my mind is going faster than my mouth can keep up...I'm SOL (Sure Outta Luck). 😂 it can sound like Im trying to imitate Busta Rhymes!
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Because, to them, white is right and good and perfect and the foundation upon which civilization is built. When in reality, the foundation is crumbling and all of them are the savage unwashed masses who are the antithhesis to world peace they rabidly accuse black/brown people of being.
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I often break my own heart, 'cause I drink #dumbbitchjuice for breakfast like #Ensure. 😂
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Dafuq is that !?
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I wouldn't trade being a #black #gay #man for anything. We'll, maybe if I could be a God, but then I'd be made of black smoke so I'd still be a #gay #black being. #happypridemonth also, #Merthur #Drarry #SpideyPool
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
#HappyPrideMonth #Pride, is it in you? 😂 #LGBT #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #LGBTQIA2S
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Living Dead Girl @indiescent.blacksky.app · 24/05/2026
EDM track with this title and two tabs of acid would fix me
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Someone mentioned feet, I have been summoned. 😂😂😂
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hope you get to feeling better soon!
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
No matter what, naked dudes never fail to lift my #spirits!
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
You'd think I had #BPD the way I have compartmentalized my life! 😂 My friends and family don't need to know every facet of my being. #multiplepersonalities #codeswitching After all, lying is the most fun someone can have without taking off their clothes. #IWriteSinsNotTregedies
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I'm gonna need some cake and a tall glass of whole #milk!
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I'm going to outlast that #orangemotherfucker robbing this #country blind, I can promise you that! #fuckdonaldtrump #fuckdjt #fucktheklan
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
We are so #unserious! 😂😂😂
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Draft Representative. @shesbadass.blacksky.app · 02/05/2026
A Sagittarius proverb.
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I am a work in progress. 😂😂😂
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
#Spiders can be cute, but really only through a screen. That's the closest I ever want to be to a real #spider.
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Trying to go to #sleep and my mind just won't shut up! Every #Sunday night, same thing! 😭
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👻 Spooky Hot Pie 👻 @mick-ee.blacksky.app · 15/04/2026
Cirk jerk
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
#stayhydrated my friends. #blacksky
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ain't got a bean, but I'll jork the peen!
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Can you #imagine? #fuckdonaldtrump #fuckmaga #republicansarecomplicit #blacksky #addblacksky
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Why not, its exactly what you wanted for everyone else, isn't it? #fuckdonaldtrump #fuckMAGA
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William Wren @william-wren.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Text on image reads: "Conservative Christians will move heaven and earth to protect kids from competing in sports with the rare transgender child, then turn around and vote against healthcare for millions of poor children. This is what happens when your worldview and your consequent morality are predicated on an archaic purity culture rather than on essential human wellness. Trans rights? Throw an unholy fit. Meanwhile, global poverty? Refugees? The military-industrial complex? Healthcare as a human right? Keep an unholy silence. Because caring about those issues would actually cost them something. Power. Wealth. Political influence. Much easier to manufacture outrage over who uses which bathroom." #deconstruction #exvangelical #exchristian #faithtransition #Christianity #religion #ChristianNationalism #politics #lgbtq #transgender #healthcare #humanrights
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Ryon Mikeska @doctormikeska.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
She's gonna turn to your brother tonight and go, "Honey, I think Circuit's a homaseksha!"
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