Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ferris Bueller: my film War Games posited a well-meaning but ultimately apocalyptic AI as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, 010
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026TIL that Andrew Garfield is not Ben Schwartz 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Been drinking a bottle of Just for Men a day and not only has my hair not turned black, it’s starting to fall out! 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Paging Vernor Vinge www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comSecondhand book sales are booming. Is it because of AI?Booksellers are reporting mysterious bulk orders. It's thought the books are being used to train AI - and ending up pulped. 001
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The White House ballroom is America’s sick tribal tattoo. On our neck. Just below the ear 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Back in my day the “it” girl got pulled into the sewer and eaten by a clown 010
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Slake and Quench: contenders for best synonyms 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026do you think shakespeare's friends called him billiam 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Thank god jared did peace in the middle east so much better like this 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Do you think it’s the producers on late night shows that tell the musical acts to play 20% faster 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Just had a genius idea that could solve this whole thing. Two words: reusable missles 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Moderate Democrats can’t stand vital energy, winning, the youths, etc www.nytimes.com/2026/08/06/u...nytimes.comModerate Democrats Prepare for ‘War’ Against an Ascendant LeftOne moderate group says the progressive wins are “deeply troubling” and is planning a $15 million effort against democratic socialism. 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It may not be until long after I’m done that they recognize my research into hummus’ effect on the body 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I remember learning about potential energy as a kid and thinking “this idea sucks I hate it” 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Do you say shan’t in everyday life sound off in the comments 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 10/07/202699 bananas is a good drink if you hate alcohol and also yourself 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I simply can’t believe a guy with that beard did rape 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 06/07/2026And they say a computer can do my job better than I can damn do it 100
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Seeing this picture I had a brief flash of my future aged self distastefully agreeing to be carried down a long flight of stairs in the arms of a humanoid robot. The youths are entertained at my reactionarstechnica.comSouth Korea to spend $1T on more memory chip production and humanoid robotsSouth Korea targets physical AI lead and commercial humanoid robots by 2028. 000
Reposted by Noah Normanderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026i think if you dress like this, you deserve to do a little corruption 3269186840
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 16/06/2026It’s a funny thing to have a family name that was Americanized at Ellis Island. I wonder the counterfactual sometimes 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Structuring practical crow-befriending advice… 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Typically, you would build a triumphal arch in a time of triumph 000
Reposted by Noah NormanKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This is excruciating 1815413
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Am I the only one who thought the VO exposition at the top of Weapons was an objectively bad choice 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 04/05/2026At the vet with my dog. On the TV in the waiting room, a Beach Boys cameo on Home Improvement. They’re serenading Tim from Wilson’s backyard 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 28/04/2026US policy makers: today is the second best day to pull your head from your asselectrek.coBYD Seal 08 debuts with Blade Battery 2.0: 1,000 km range, 5-min charging, 684 hpBYD unveiled the Seal 08, its new flagship electric sedan, at the Beijing Auto Show this weekend. The vehicle packs... 000
Reposted by Noah NormanWeedle @weedle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Exactly one year ago today: 448280389337
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 17/04/2026In which Hard Fork describes @andrewyang2024.bsky.social’s platform as a ‘wide open’ thing someone has yet to trypodcasts.apple.comA.I. Backlash Turns Violent + Kara Swisher on Healthmaxxing + The Zuck Bot Is ComingPodcast Episode · Hard Fork · April 17 · 1h 3m 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Everything is time sensitive if you’re slow enough 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 11/04/2026A profound phrase I haven’t seen anywhere else appeared as a context-free onscreen title on a YouTube video of a Canadian man bucking wood: “ the future is perfect” 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 09/04/2026AK Paul reminding why we're doomed to be Paul-deprived www.nts.live/shows/guests...nts.liveA. K. PAUL - LANDCRUISIN' 10Y AND THE DAWN OF ORGANIC SYSTEMS 9th April 2026A. K. Paul celebrates the 10 year anniversary of Paul Institute classic “Landcruisin’”, and the dawn of new label Organic Systems, with a guest mix featuring a full hour of A. K. Paul business – including unheard album cuts, tracks from the archive and more. 000
Noah Norman @doctorhandshake.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Just remembered 2021 and felt an enormous rush of relief that I am no longer getting inbound from two-week-old $15mm startups where their CEO and COO are a cartoon gorilla and a cartoon toilet 000