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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX)

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🛠️Doc Fortunas | Primal | Levi | WAR/SAM/VPR/RPR/DRG🛠️ 🔗Former Garlean Infiltrator/Engineer - 👁️‍🗨️Void-touched Mad Scientist🥼 ||He/him|| 21+|| ||Here for shitposts and OC brainrot|| ||Minors DNI|| || DMs okay, but ditch the weird puritan Olympics.||

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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 3h
FYI
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 12h
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
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Kamen Rider Kamen Rider Den-o
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For Super Earth.
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Helldivers 2 Super Earth Soldier in Flames
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sorry I'mma have to make it two. More like an Either/Or situation. Or both.
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Yoshi P Wakes Up for Final Fantasy XIV Duty
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Markiplier's Suspicious Eye Squint
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
EEVRYTHING'S A SCAM, EVERYTHING'S AI, ALL THE BUSINESS IS CORPO, FUCK THE SHARHOLDERS
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Needles? What are you going to do, sew them a dres-"
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I need to start doing that. My current tactic of waiting patiently for someone to see the notification is NOT working.
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Its out of control. I got email notifications that World Market was stocking/displaying Christmas stuff in NOVEMBER! IT WASN'T EVEN SPOOKY MONTH GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE SANTA!
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jumping on the www.my9albums.com bandwagon.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Emil smokes, but not often. Sometimes it's a 'giving in to the stress' sort of thing or sometimes it's more a meditative practice when he's working on a dead-end with whatever his experiment is. Honestly it's the Garlean Black Menthol 100's. He keeps a stash because the smell/taste is nostalgic.
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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neon genesis milangelion @elizards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i wish i didn’t have to go to work tomorrow aaaaaa night everyone
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Element (There's only the one.) Ant Planet of the Ape
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck yeah salmon sushi
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Em...el...."ELMER"? GOT A MATCHA WITH NOTHING FOR 'ELMER'?"
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So many: The Alexander raids, Binding Coil, anything involving the Allagans (especially Omega), the Manderville quests (Emil canonically engages in the Gentlermandervillery), the Arcadion series, and very importantly, the Posing Rangers and Phoenix Riser quests of the Moonfire Faire.
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Hey!" "How are you doing today?" "I'm an artist and do commission work, would you like to see my portfolio?" "What's your discord?"
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Kastia| The Farmer And The Wolf @kastiakbc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Shia LaBeouf's Iconic Slow Clap in Theater
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post your getaway vehicle
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Cab driver has the worst day of his life then wins a sweepstakes for a cruise that makes it worse.
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Do It
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Sean Gardner @seangardnerxiv.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I know many of you on here want him alive to fuck him, but I think Aulus Asina should still be alive to make continually complex contraptions and schemes to attack the WoL with. Not even for the Empire, just for the love of the game. Just make him the WoL’s Dr. Eggman.
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ɴᴇᴘʜɪʟɪᴍɪʀɪᴜᴍ (is back in fenrir) @nephiieatsuranium.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
cw; horror imagery #cabinetofnephii
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
To do so with only his hands, without the power of creation all ancients possessed. To create from everything rather than from nothing... "...does...his tenacious soul...still endure?"
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
As a contrast, there's Emil. Broken, battered by the Empire, experimented on and corrupted by their experiments. Constantly scheming in the shadows and scraping together the achievements and inventions of the myriad civilizations he's encountered to but a fraction of HIS might. ...though....
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Because it's almost night-and-day. Azem (Koios) was a pillar of justice, virtue and diligence embodied (if lazily so). A true "hero" of the star, always helping the downtrodden and troubled, averting cataclysm, even charging his creation, Alexander, with doing the same in his stead.
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
To do so with only his hands, without the power of creation all ancients possessed. To create from everything rather than from nothing... "...does...his tenacious soul...still endure?"
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
As a contrast, there's Emil. Broken, battered by the Empire, experimented on and corrupted by their experiments. Constantly scheming in the shadows and scraping together the achievements and inventions of the myriad civilizations he's encountered to but a fraction of HIS might. ...though....
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Because it's almost night-and-day. Azem (Koios) was a pillar of justice, virtue and diligence embodied (if lazily so). A true "hero" of the star, always helping the downtrodden and troubled, averting cataclysm, even charging his creation, Alexander, with doing the same in his stead.
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Markiplier's Suspicious Eye Squint
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Mr Bean Checks Time in Flower Field
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⚴ Athena ⚴ ⛓️ @lahathena.etheirys.social · 10/08/2026
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Honestly I still think a Kamen Rider collab would be perfect. We've already got GARO and an emote that's just the Ryuki "Final Vent". Just give us the glass already.
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Kamen Rider Cilmax Heroes Kamen Rider Ryuki
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ʟᴜɪs ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ ⚡ @beetlenaut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this is why we cant have nice things pay your artists, pay your craftsmen
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Mr Bean Checks Time in Flower Field
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cigarette wife @c1gwife.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's crazy when neurodivergent people mean exactly what they say and say exactly what they mean... and then they get
misunderstood
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Either he feels like they deserve better or his emotional detachment and aversion to showing any vulnerability drives them away.
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Emil nan Fortunas (progging Caffeine Withdrawl EX) @docscalpel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Not technically, no. Granted, Emil's in a complicated situationship with... a certain someone, his secretive, self-sabotaging nature has always ended any promising flings with; a sorceress, a blonde pugilist, a ninja, at least two Ala Mhigans, a few Imperials, twin jesters...
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Did it 👍 (eventually) [ #cuteart #illustration ]
An illustration of a very silly, stylized white cat giving a disproportionately large & more realistic thumbs up. They have a goofy, huge open mouth smile and big blush. Over them it says “did the thing*” and below them it says, in smaller type, “*that was on my to-do list for 6 months and took about 5 minutes to actually do.” The illustration is off a bright yellow background.
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