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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler

@docsaico.bsky.social
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Chef. Honk. Horror Mage. Cat Mom to Dairy Queen. Techno-Zen Hippy. Progressive Liberal. Unavailable. Uninterested. Anti-AI. ACAB. Always be kind. Mind your own business.

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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Last night was really rough. Finally fell asleep for an hour ish around 11:30, woke up for a bit, eventually went back to sleep, and so on til 8:30, when I finally got up. But Maya was extra snuggly through the night, so that was nice.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HAHA, it was an iPhone 7 Plus. 😅 I love this movie, it’s a wild fucking ride.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My girl!! 😻
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hehe. I did. 😁
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love being at my parents’, especially in weather like this. So peaceful.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
1. No one has EVER told me that the Dead Space 3 DLC is excellent horror! I intend to consume it urgently! 2. I love the brutal honesty about GTA V and Rockstar here. Fuck GTA VI. 3. I’m not a person who can picture things, so visual media is my favorite. It’s easiest to immerse myself in.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another day, another dollar I don’t wanna earn.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My sweet angel girl. 😻
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Truly! 😻 I just picked up a collection of horror shorts called FEARS with a really cool cover!
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Evidence. Can’t get a close up picture in focus, but it’s much more gruesome in person. At least to me. Freaks me the fuck out to look at.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cool! I’m absolutely horrified!
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Labor Day!
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hmm, for some reason, they won’t pull up right for me to copy the links, but if you search “Miranda Doerfler” on Amazon, you’ll find a bunch of my books!
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hear that guys? Real cats don’t exist.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sleepy girl! 😻
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And this is why I don’t wanna work there. I hate jobs that think they can just come get me and bring me there. I’m not your property. I can’t make it in. Period. Respect that and leave me the fuck alone, shit happens.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Watch this truck roll completely over AND KEEP DRIVING. Both passengers are totally fine. INSANE.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Look at this insane “question” posed to me on an AI personality job interview. 🫠
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Kinda looking forward to a slightly more comfortable week, finally! I ache for autumn.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Corporate America must be stopped.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Potato salad with bacon jam. Both came out perfect and this was super satisfying. 🤤
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oof, man, that’s very much not my style of movie, lol. Fever dream sex fantasy of a weird man… 😬 One of my all-time favorites is GOOD BOY (not the one with the dog). Strange and horrific. PASTURE is really great, too, both on Tubi!
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My old workplace just posted this on their instagram. (1) shouldn’t the veggies be, like, thin slices, like in an actual ratatouille? (2) does this actually look good to anyone? Cuz I feel like the colors here are off. 😬🫠
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My sweet angel girl was so good at the vet. She gets a little timid, but she’s very well behaved, and she didn’t even react to the booster shots! 🥹 So proud of my brave girl. Back at the rents’ and ready for a nap!
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Slept all right! It’s very comfy in mom and dad’s guest room. 😊 Gonna take Maya for her booster shots and then come back here and take a nap, lol. 😅♥️
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Someday, I’ll learn to take good pics of food. I don’t have vodka, but I’ve got a big ol bottle of rum, so I made pasta alla rum with sausage crumbles. So fucking good.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh my fucking god, you guys. Over the last few years, I’ve been noticing pneumonia taking out a significant number of people who were otherwise fine and should have been able to recover. Pneumonia isn’t an automatic death sentence, usually, but I think it’s becoming one. 😭😭
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
As a cook, I particularly enjoyed this metaphor, but as always, doc can’t miss. Please read, share, and tip if you can!
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It pisses me off SO FUCKING BAD when people dip their goddamn food like this in videos. Why the FUCK are you sloshing the sauce everywhere?! 🤬
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
( credit @krystansaintcat.bsky.social )
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My love. 😻
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Still practicing the wrist flick. 😅
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Out runnin errands with momma. 😊🙃
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Just playin.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Got all cute for no reason!
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My love 😻
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This album is an all-time favorite of mine, and it came to me the other day after at least two years without it. I’m so glad. 🥹🥹♥️♥️
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This is exactly what I’m talking about. I have a Netherlands mindset. You do not own me as a business and are not entitled to my time beyond the schedule! I will not do a bunch of work when it’s time for me to clock out, fuck you for trying to make me.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler @docsaico.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Steak and eggs for dinner. 😊
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