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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When someone tells me they liked Digger
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
POV You’re a dinosaur on September 11, 65,0000,0000 BC (strange this happened on the same day!!!)
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Another reason why Miami Vice is great. In the episode The Home Invaders, Edward James Olmos gets really upset about the quality of the pamphlet he's given.
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
In the masters of the universe logo it says oh shit don’t look now but rip torn is in this movie
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Today I discovered to my shock that someone has changed this entry in the paren’s guide to remove “large” and “soft“ in describing the breasts and I want to know how this came to be. I watched the movie and I think the description was accurate as far as anyone could be able to tell.
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Roy Scheider in Sorcerer screaming with a bag of Ruffles superimposed
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I want this device more than I’ve wanted anything
a strange apparatus labeled D.A.V.I.D jr plus
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
oh no
criterion 50% off flash sale
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Talking about Salo this morning. It’s Salo day I guess. Everything reminds me of Salo right now.
Guy leaning in and a caption says “Did someone say Salo”
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Howard Beale in Network
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
US foreign policy
Three tough guys from a video game
saying “we’re gonna go to war with Iran”
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
But how would he even make sense today? They can’t have a digital projection mascot because there’s nothing there but a hard drive and to paraphrase tom hanks in big “what’s fun about playing with a hard drive“
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
waking up and reading the news these days
Nauls in the John Carpenter's The Thing saying "Maybe we're at war with Norway"
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I'm teaching an Intro to Sketch Comedy Writing class. FINALLY, you can learn some things from one of the Portland Mercury's Undisputed Geniuses of Comedy (2019)! For the absolute beginner or someone who wants a refresher! 5 Mondays January 26-February 23 7:00-9:00 Info here! tinyurl.com/mr22kb9y
Smiling guy with a beard. Intro to Sketch Comedy Writing Mondays Jan 26-Feb 23, 7:00-9:00 PM 
siren theater dot com
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Just tried it out on a video and works pretty well!
Chapter title from Barry Lyndon, white text on black reading "Part I By what means Redmond Barry acquired the style and title of Barry Lyndon"
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I read this like some kind of threat, like someone very powerful and malevolent haa turned their eye upon me.
E-mail from dominos pizza with the subject “you have enough points for stuffed cheezy bread”
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Unironically this is an amazing album to play on Christmas. I have put it on every year since it came into my life. Feels different this year, of course.
Album cover for “The Music of David Lynch”
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
De Niro in Raging Bull
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Oh I mean this is the surprising character sorry if this is confusing and I seem like a jerk no really that's what I mean
tommy lee jones in the fugitive as the us marshall saying I don't care. That's the surprising character.
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
2026 is gonna be my year
final moment from eXistenZ
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
It’s official: Missouri is Florida now
“Thanks to the State of Missouri and other states fighting against this egregious federal overreach, American taxpayers can now rest assured they will no longer be forced to serve as collateral for illegal and irresponsible student loan policies.“
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Just looked up a photo of Champ the Lake Champlain monster and god damn this is one sexy lake monster
Sun glistens on the sleek curves of Champ as it surfaces, looking like an erotic fever dream. The kind of lake monster that could lure any sailor to a watery grave should it want to, and the sailor would use their last breath to thank it for the pleasure of getting to be in its company
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Finally a view of the sizzling fajita plate table
Alex Jones looking behind him. Caption reads "seeing a server bring a sizzling fajita plate to another table wishing I had ordered the sizzling fajita plate"Trump beaming up at Mamdani
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
DID YOU COMICALLY WALK INTO A GLASS DOOR, SIR?!
Tom cruise yelling in A Few Good Men
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Mike Johnson showing up like
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
guy standing in front of a sign reading "welcome vanners"
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Got to joking around about this the other day and couldn't not make it
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
record scratch. freeze frame.
Pam Bondi looking pained
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I feel like this on a daily basis
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
why would you put this chart in your marketing materials
chart showing that the product is worse than a person
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
It's time to laugh until you die again. The Grim Inevitability of Death: A Sketch Comedy Show. October 10, 11 & 16. Tickets are on sale at www.sirentheater.com/sirentheatershows.html. This show is in 2 weeks. I'm probably not gonna make it. And that would be funny.
poster for D&D in The Grim Inevitability of Death: A Sketch Comedy Show
October 10, 11, and 16 at The Siren Theater
tickets at sirentheater.com
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
If you own a van, this is probably what the entrance to heaven looks like
Guy standing in front of a sign that reads “welcome vanners” from the movie Supervan
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
“Donny you’re the mayor of Epstein island. These people think you want the files kept hidden”
Still from Jaws where Chief Brody is mad at Mayor Vaughn
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
a screenshot of synonyms for the word couch
JD Vance on twitter saying "I don't give a shit what you call it"
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Just realized this is a whole lot of "people staying home and getting a little weird" C'est moi.
Dawn of the Dead, Persona, Daisies, Chungking Express
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Just remembered the time we were going through our newly purchased home and found a trove of Goldwater stuff glued to a board in an eave and it felt like maybe this place was infested with and/or haunted by Republicans and we would have to move
a flashlight beam in an empty wooden eave uncovers a trove of Barry Goldwater campaign stuff glued to a board
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Watched the early Cronenberg movie Fast Company the other day day which is still the ONLY movie that captures how I feel about losing funny car points to a fueler pilot.
Still of a guy in Fast Company saying “I don’t like losing funny car points to a fueler pilot.”
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I have found what I believe must be the most cursed link of all time. I'm probably going to die in 7 days.
National Review website with headline "Polanski's Perfectly Timely J'accuse" by Armond White
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Reading the parents guide on IMDB for some zombie movie and whoever added this was way too horny
Sex & Nudity guide on IMDB that reads "Simone Mattioli is shown intimately engaging with Antonella Antinori, kissing and caressing her large, soft breasts as she expresses pleasure with moans."
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
And when I say it's awesome, I don't mean I recommend it to anyone but the most Miami Vice loving souls out there. One representative moment is a part where Don Jon is in some 2001-esque old age makeup in some holodeck type setting. It's something else!!!!
Don Johnson in unconvincing old age makeup on a holodeck set
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Watched Don Johnson's Heartbeat, a one-of-a-kind hour-long, silent film/music video thing he released alongside an album in 1987. Despite being limited by its mainstream music video intentions, it was awesome! It was aiming to be something unique and I'm just a sucker for "silent movie" projects.
Picture of the video box for Don Johnson's Heartbeat
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Me after a weekend full of socializing with people.
Godzilla walking into the sea while people watch
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Me getting ready to take down a wasp nest in my backyard
The new Jason for Friday the 13th something or other looking casual
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Me opening the crisper drawer on trash day
Adam Driver from Megalopolis saying “we’re in need of a great debate about the future!”
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I’m doing my solo sketch comedy show “Dave’s Basement” in Portland on April 9, 13, and 16 at The Siren Theater as part of the Fertile Ground Festival of new works! Tickets are available here. fertileground.tix.page/e/daves-base...
A house on top of an expanse of soil. Within the soil are bones and the words “Dave’s Basement”
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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