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Snark release valve and occasional insights into a man who may be going slightly mad from a dying world.

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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s overdetermined that wankers like Rufo would offer ‘hazing for citizenship’ as a solution.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I didn't think Bari Weiss could find a person more up their own ass than she was, but that's because I had forgotten how dull Douthat is.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
At least he wasn’t cast for “Dancing With The Stars”
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My God, the antivaxxers were right all along! If only we had listened to their chaotic remedies to vaccines, we would have to be flung into the sky.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“War”? If they fought nearly as tenaciously against Republicans as they did against left wing Democrats, we’d all be happier.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Not sure how ‘historically accurate’ you can make a movie featuring cyclops, divinities and otherr mythological creatures and not include the homoeroticism. It won’t make a dime.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
To be fair, building a gaudy monument to yourself is much easier than ‘acting in the national interest’, especially if you can figure out how to profit from it somehow.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
To this day, I cannot understand the fawning cult surrounding this banal grifter. If he hadn't been adopted by some billionaires, he'd be selling Teslas.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
He was…ok? When he was appearing on CC the first years in the 90s, but there was clearly better in retrospect. Now, he just sounds tired, another boomer coming off as “I’m the same one.” It was old in the 90s but appealing to the sort of pompous dorks who think they’re smarter than the rest of us.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
What I don't get is why they don't just buy the same shoe in a size that fits, THEN say that those are the ones they got him. It's not like they're made of Sasquatch leather or something.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Elite just means 'Daddy Has Money'. Like that guy's doing anything based on his expertise and experience.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Sean Duffy's wife has 9 kids. Sean Duffy has as many as he cares about. I'd bet good money he only remembers the 3 youngest kids name half the time,
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I work right across the street from where this happened - whole place was cordoned off and tickets disappeared almost instantly, so I couldn't see it unless I looked out the 12th story window where I worked. It sure looks fun though.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Almost, but not quite, free socks. It’s like finding extra fries in the bag.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It’ll be the closest he ever came to healthy food.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
What? Me worry?
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Yeah, but all those experts only read books and worked on studies. It’s more effective to skim the first two paragraphs from a Heritage essay that tells you that you can go ahead and be Gods special baby, because everybody else is wrong and it’ll be fine.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
To be fair, white Christian males are the ‘real Americans’ so surely they count double. They really want this war, so they can live rent free in Heaven, the gated part where they don’t have to be around “ethnic people”.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I am always reminded of Jon Lovitz’s impersonation of Dukakis in debate “I can’t believe I’m losing to this guy!” When the gop is such a flaming bag of pig crap.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Since the going theory is that it was a bag of sex toys, I invite Mullen to take the gift as permission to go fk himself.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Yeah, but we’ll look tuff doing it!
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
She may not be around next year, so why not get some right wing good will on the way out?
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Yeah, but they voted for brutalizing poor minorities and punishing anyone who pointed it out. No one mentioned a ballroom! That’s what really makes them upset. They’ll vote for him again, but it shall be under protest!
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
When the months stop having ‘r’ in them, probably.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I would get this if it was some rando from X, the Dopamine App. I’m surprised they aren’t just showing boobs in these videos as well.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
It may be because it’s a quote from Je, and Barron has said very little of anything in public .
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
‘They are 12’ theory gains more and more momentum.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Well, George Lincoln Rockwell was unavailable for comment.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
There will be at least one mention of taking Greenland, I would bet $5 on it.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
It’s frustrating to see the UK take this seriously while we just sit here with a dick in our hands.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Is Trump's base nature somehow contagious? Like an ongoing Jedi Mind Trick to influence to weak willed to be bigger assholes.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Damn it! You beat me to it!
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
There are so many things I want to say, and they are all very mean to Mr Rubio. I can't pick which I want to use though, except that in a just world, Rubio would be picked up by ICE and sent to Texas to do prison labor because Trump failed to recognize him.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I think we're about to see the inevitable internal infighting fracture the right and if we're clever, we can use this to tear it from power and address the legacy they left us.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
America may have a couple generations before it can make the world trust it again, and that time may never come. But, Trump is flailing in popularity and none of these cronies have the personality to rip that cult to their side.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I'd want to see how it gets out from under its problems - an authoritarian government with corruption up and down the line, a looming debt crisis of its own, a lack of transparency limiting its ability to learn from mistakes and the like.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I agree - I am so tired of people telling me 'The future belongs to China'. I think China has a lot going for it; a growing tech and scientific sector, a powerful workforce, etc. If it's leveraged right, maybe it COULD go to China. But...
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Boy, just when you thought this timeline was bad, you learn that you actually dodged a bullet.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
That he was not struck by divine wrath is evidence against the existence of a just God.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
“Fk dem kids, I got mine!” The moral clarity of the party that calls itself “pro-life” is as elusive as ever.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The face that screams “Do you know who my daddy is?!?”
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It's the only way these repulsive losers have to ensure they can have sex without being humiliated. Sexual anxiety is the source of their beliefs. Would they do it to their own mothers? Or Daughters? So much for the 'sanctity of marriage' crowd.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
FInally! The sort of leadership I respect from Trump - devouring the corpses of Republicans brought down for being insufficiently MAGA for utter creeps from the Internet to embarrass themselves. AKA: The Bongino Cycle.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Is that how she got through life? Yelling at people to hide her shame? She was one step away from claiming “Do you know who my daddy is?”
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I am sure that will keep their tummies full as jobs get cut and prices rise anyway. Sigh
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
January jobs report shows that projected consequences of re-electing a base grifter and narcissist in mental decline have been proven correct, again.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I struggle to imagine a single reason anyone on the left should take this right wing weirdo's advice on anything, ever.
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docparadox.bsky.social @docparadox.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Sez you, lady
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