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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Private equity kills another business model

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

How does a dc ballroom protect him while flying from turkey to the uk?

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

My older brother once handcuffed me to the hurricane shutters and threw lizards at me. 40 years later I’m still a wee squeamish.

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

He just sounds like a child trying to impress the kids that will eventually just give him a swirlie to shut him up

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

This is why we need more development in east Knox. Drown out some of the red. We were so close.

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I was just telling husband that every (? I think?) series has some version of this episode. So fun!

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I agree completely! Vance should definitely avoid using his kids as political props, like taking them on official trips where the press will take photos of them getting on AF2.

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Boxed Mac-n-cheese with a can of tuna and some frozen peas saved my ass in college and remains my go-to comfort meal.

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Distracted taking a picture of the fool dressed as a ficus on the corner

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Brewers across the nation - hoard your nut rolls!

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

So some % said yes to both questions: we should move to the center AND to the left. Great job guys.

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

People here are pretty fed up with the BOE. I hear life-long Republicans talking about voting Dem because they’re so fed up about school vouchers

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

We paid the extra and it was worth it

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

This is ignorant and performative bullshit.

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Stouffer’s fine frozen meals are a g*ddamn blessing and I will not hear otherwise

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I pay $1500/month for health insurance (plus hundreds for what they don’t cover). There’s no universe in which my tax increase to help pay for MFA would be nearly that much.

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I mean they did give MAGA Inc a cool million to delay the implementation of a new testing rule, but otoh they are recalling all the lettuce anyway. My vote is for rank incompetence in the labs which is just sad. Like how bad has it gotten they screw up a simple PCR?

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Not high enough on the food chain to get away with it.

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Perhaps this particular copy editor has a vendetta against Sylvia Plath

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

And I’d rather have a pony. But I live in reality, where the MAGA-fied GOP has no interest in civility as long as we are around. So fuck them and fuck you.

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Democrats need to cultivate a media ecosystem like the GOP did 30 years ago.

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Just announce the special election and force his hand, if he has the brain activity to move it

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Husband and I groaned simultaneously

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

She liked to say her mom was a “milf who drove around all day waiting to get her from school”

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Given Katie’s childhood,kinda tracks she thinks this shit is normal

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

They’re always soooo close to getting it

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Switched to mineral sunscreen after sweat-mediated SPF dripped into my poor eyes and I wept tears of fire from burning orbs for the entirety of the Eras tour concert.

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Why is it ok that millions of jobs are taken by AI, but we can’t even discuss Medicare for all because insurance companies would have to layoff ppl?

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Gauze wrap. Super glue the edges optional as it seems like it’s no longer bleeding. Then just be left-handed for a few days.

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

*it’s not epoxy. I know that but I forget exactly the name of the Rhino whatever pipe sealant

Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

An incomplete timeline: A dozen armored Escalades drive the occupant into the freshly painted surface Guy unthinkingly cuts off a little flappy bit of peeling epoxy* as a souvenir The occupant screams about a 250 foot gash Commence arrests

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

That doesn’t mean we let the far right move the definition of moderate. Moderate does not mean “in the middle of two extremes”.

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I was on a train full of Norwegians after they took gold in Ski Jumping Torino ‘06. They bribed the conductor to hold the train so they could get more booze and taught the entire car drinking songs.

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Basil: BazzyPants, Basilico Ristorante, Mr Jealousy Rosemary: Rosie, Rosalita Velazquez, RoseMarie Jones, Lady Cake Apples Gravy: Graves, Boy, Idiot, Gravedigger, Wee one Marjoram: Marj, Peanut, Peanut Face, Miss Bony Toes, Nuterroo, Roo face

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

How about if we just stop accepting the right’s definition of patriotism or well, anything?

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Michael van Rosenvelt @docmikers.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I’ve just read this and it is the kind of impressively terrifying thing that I absolutely must attempt. In silicone because I’m po. Off to find beeswax.