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Ness 🍼🍯

@docmerlin.bsky.social
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27 aromantic relationship anarchist chronically ill enjoyer of nu: carnival, generation loss, babygravy, and other things may post nsfw 🔞 writing acct: @tellmewhatyousee.bsky.social tinyurl.com/tmwycabt

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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i have a whole presentation about them they're so fun ❤️ for the extremely condensed version here's the ship dossiers i made last year 👀
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
baby gravy who has somehow stayed at the forefront of my brain for a full year and a half now 🙂‍↕️ most likely also featuring Their Third 🫶
yung gravy and baby no money onstage holding microphones with their arms around each otheryung gravy, baby no money, and ari in the 1-800 music video
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
also this one I had to dig for but it's important
A meme that says "I was born in the right generation I love archive of our own and watching" with photos of bbno$ and yung gravy kissing beneath it
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
post a meme made by you this one is my header for my writing tumblr it's a constant affirmation
a screenshot of a woman speaking with an edited subtitle that says, "why don't you read your own fic and maybe you'll calm down."
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
well ok this one's hitting a little because as I was going through this I was thinking "wow my recent debilitating chronic illness is really affecting a lot of these answers" did not rlly expect this 🥲
Soul virtues extraction
Determination - red soul
Despite how many times I fell, I always got back up.
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy does this count. this is what I was up to at hour 5 of 11 in the ER last week
a screenshot of a youtube video titled "the entire ocarina of time soundtrack, if the beatles made it (sentence mixing)"
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
in no particular order but the sims 3 is eternal my9games.com
a grid of 9 video games: the sims 3, fallout: new vegas, hamtaro: ham ham heartbreak, i was a teenage exocolonist, toem, a hat in time, slime rancher, zelda twilight princess, and undertale
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
An edit of a "nice & naughty cat of the week" board. "Nice rapper of the week" is Yung Gravy, and the text by his picture reads "doing activism" with a smiley face. "Naughty rapper of the week" is bbno$, and the text by his picture reads "lied about getting sued"
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
many music video gifs 🤠 bsky.app/profile/ficw...
a gif of yung gravy from the DMPB music video. he's wearing a cowboy hat and matching suit. he's sitting on a dock and counting on his fingers while he sings to the camera
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
from some sexy dentist rp gone wrong fic bsky.app/profile/ficw...
“Want me to make small talk while I’ve got my hand in your mouth, really give you the full experience?” Alex asks. Matt just gives him a look. “‘Kay, I’ll take that as a ‘no.’”
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
idk if i could pick One but i had a blast writing in-fiction texts this year so here's a bit of that bsky.app/profile/ficw...
a screenshot of some text messages:

A: he’s not that much taller than me right? just carry him to bed 🥰
B: Not sure I can do that don’t think I wanna risk dropping him
A: true he’s kinda buff 😕
A: wake him up with another kiss ❤️
B: Probably not a good idea rn
A: why are you asking me for help if you’re just gonna reject all my ideas 🙄
B: Sorry ily
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
yeah bsky.app/profile/ficw...
another photo of musical duo baby gravy. they are holding hands and sharing a drink with two straws
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
bsky.app/profile/ficw...
a photo of musical duo baby gravy. they are spoonfeeding each other
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
i do not use yt music but proud to be in the top 0.8% of gravy listeners over there due to a few music video marathons with my friends
a screenshot of youtube music recap. the top song is myrtle beach summer 1974 by baby gravy.a screenshot of youtube music recap. the top artist is yung gravy.
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
sometimes writing event guidelines is simple
two bullet points that read
- don't tell her about this event she does not need to know the tumblr gays are writing fanfic about her
- generative AI sucks don't use it pls
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#babygravy shippers are you out there. bbno$ yung gravy? rpf? rappers kissing? can anyone hear me
bbno$ and yung gravy wearing white tank tops hung up on clothes hangers. they're holding hands and gazing into each other's eyesbbno$ and. yung gravy in matching t shirts, holding handsbbno$ pretending to suck yung gravy's dick while gravy grins at the camerabbno$ and yung gravy kissing during an interview
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Without downloading new images, where are you mentally?
a graphic offerinf pumpkin spice tea. the main text reads "a spicy embrace" a discord screenshot that reads, "I have updates on parasocial celebrity drama u don't care about" a screenshot of Angela from smosh summer games 2025. she's standing in front of a poster in a classroom she's messed with the lettering on so it says "bio cum pts" a tumblr screenshot that reads, "God help me I'm having thoughts again"
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
really saving with my birthday discount on my tea 🥰🥰🥰
A screenshot of a website that reads "5% off coupon" which gives a -$1.90 discount
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
html is my passion
a screenshot of what's supposed to be a fake text conversation. however, the text bubbles are all inside of each other and there's no actual text.
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
post a pic from your device without context.
a screenshot of a YouTube comment that reads, "Love you guys gay relationship"
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
a couple of my favs i've made
a drawing of people at a party. one person is standing by themself in a corner with a drink, and text beside them reads "they don't know I just wrote religion kink fanfic" a screenshot of a blonde woman sitting at a dinner table. the subtitles read, "why don't you read your own fic and maybe you'll calm down"
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
look at her she is adorable
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
without downloading new pics, where are you mentally? it's my ship week so. pretty good actually i am looking at everyone's contributions like this
a screenshot from baby gravy's "you need jesus" music video. they're both gazing up at the sky with smiles on their faces. they're holding hands and gravy is leaning against their hands
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
you don't have to read my rpf but you are missing out on some of my most unserious work i'm having a great time
“We should’ve done this ages ago,” Matt speaks softly, deciding he might as well voice his thoughts out loud. “Can’t believe all this time we could’ve been making out sloppy style.”
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
eiden was also easy while i explained the plot
a section of another slide with an image of chibi eiden. a quote at the top reads, "Replenish your essence levels by having sex!? So awesome... *cough* I mean unusual!" and text below it reads "Eiden is gay and horny so he's just happy to be here"
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
making a presentation for my new fandom buddies and i have such an easy time explaining charas i'm not that invested in but. struggling to put thoughts into words when it comes to my faves
two slides in a presentation. the first one just says "Blade" with nothing else, the second has a bullet point that says "my sweet baby boy who is perfect and could do no wrong"
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
and blanks!
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
hopping on this for funsies. some vague ch 16 spoilers as we get to the last 2
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
it changes if i'm jst on my main pseud though and. hm
a list of additional tags on ao3:
Pre-Canon (30)
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting (27)
Fluff (24)
Angst (14)
Friendship (14)
Blow Jobs (14)
Injury (13)
Ambiguous Relationships (13)
Post-Canon (12)
Polyamory (10)
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
i had a drabble moment™ in 2021
a list of additional tags on ao3'
Fluff (76)
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting (52)
Drabble (45)
Pre-Canon (42)
Established Relationship (30)
Double Drabble (27)
Character Study (25)
Post-Canon (24)
Friendship (20)
Ambiguous Relationships (20)
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
picture from your device, no explanation
an animated forest with smiley faces on all the trees. a barrel full of plums sits on the ground. there's a little green furry guy in the corner
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy apparently i haven't saved a lot of memes recently bc this is from a while ago but i stand by it
a screencap of a concerned looking woman with text that reads, "why don't you read your own fic and maybe you'll calm down."
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
no cheating. your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. i think baby could have some genuinely nice insight but gravy would make me Worse, Actually. it'd be entertaining if anything 😌
a photo of rappers yung gravy and bbno$
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
i want to know how much convincing it took to get schlatt into cyborg cosplay #chucklesandwich
a man sitting in front of a microphone with a trenchcoat on and a robotic mask covering half his face
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
cirice is DUSTY
a closeup of the head of a black electric guitar, it is indeed dusty
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
two pictures of the same bird. each photo is captioned "great tit," naming the type of bird it is
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
i may be grasping but. the color. the green-blue. the strappy outfits. are we in saia again 🙏
a zoomed in screenshot of the most recent nukani character teaser, focusing on green-blue stones in the background
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
EEEE I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE WW SOUNDTRACK
a notification from the Nintendo Music app announcing the addition of the Zelda Wind Waker soundtrack
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
also. giggling and kicking my feet. i love an evil cryptic faceless man
a red and black image of a man in a suit with a black box covering his face. red text below reads, "I am the founder of everything you have seen and have yet to see. My history with this world is long, tedious, and honestly at some points boring. But maybe you'll get to see it someday."
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
hey the small fandom bang is looking for artists! "art" can be drawings, graphics, playlists, or podfic ✨ fandomcalendar.dreamwidth.org/1145622.html
Description: We currently have 47 stories in 47 fandoms (this includes crossover fandoms), so check out the Preliminary List of Fandoms and then head on over to the Artist Sign-Up Post linked above to sign up! Please don’t be worried if you aren’t familiar with many of the fandoms listed; since the challenge is multi-fandom and small fandom, we expect that you might not be. For that reason we have given artists 6 weeks to complete their fanart, and are charging authors with assisting their artists with character descriptions, screencaps, etc. Also, the types of fanart we accept is pretty broad and not limited merely to cover art and icons. So, if you like to create fanart, including graphics, fanmixes and podfic, please check us out!
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025? feeling this sticker i made in sticky business
pixel art of a disability pride flag with a worm crawling up the striped. text in the bottom left reads, "health ejected" and text along the bottom reads "made with sticky business"
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
words worded and i'm only a little stressed
a screenshot of a writing tracker

progress today:
971/885 words
"great! you only need 729 words per day to finish on time

progress overall:
96,356/100,000 words
"at this brisk rate, you'll finish by january 1, 2025"
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
"conversation catalyst" i an trying to talk to people more so i'll consider that a win 💪
a bluesky wrapped graphic.

most active month - November
total posts - 359
longest streak - 15 days
I warned this title for my bluesky wrapped - conversation catalyst
get your wrapped at blueskywrapped.com
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
2???
an animated polaroid photo from the game TOEM. there is motion blur. character shown is driving a bus and looks panicked. the caption is a string of capital A's signifying a scream
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
barbie pet rescue making it into my top watched games solely bc joe played it one time is killing me he was the only streamer i watched consistently this year esp with my smp of choice ending early on, but with a new one starting we'll see what next year brings 😂
a screenshot of a twitch recap; top streamers are halfmoonjoe, quackity, hasanabi, fitmc, and ethannestor
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
icons for you & the guy you want to throw in front of a rollercoaster
a bsky profile with the name waluigiboard, her icon is kuya from the recent nu: carnival eventanother bsky profile with the name ness 💤 and a matching icon, but with blade instead of kuya
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
TOGETHER AT LAST 🫶🫶🫶🦊🤖🦊🤖🫶🫶🫶 #sleeplessfunfair
A nu: carnival screenshot with Blade & Kuya onscreen. Blade says, "I just knew" Ku-Ku would like the funfair~ Because there are so many interesting rides here that will make him dizzy and throw up~"Kuya says, "Heh, speaking of interesting, wpiodkt it be even more interesting to test if an e-droid could survive a collision with a roller coaster, hmm?"
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
also the will wood fan curse of him showing up twice, & fnaf fan songs forever being my no. 1
a wrapped screenshot showing top artists twrp, ricky montgomery, will wood, will wood & the tapeworms, watskya wrapped screenshot showing top songs silicon soul by j-gems, a humans touch by twrp, bloody blood by junie & thehutfriends, moonshine by caravan palace, and honeywell by clem turner
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
HELLO AGAIN OLD FRIEND i'm honestly so surprised twrp is my top artist, but i had to catch up on their new stuff before seeing them in concert earlier in the year & also digital nightmare fucked so it makes sense
a spotify wrapped screenshot featuring twrp as the top artist
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Ness 🍼🍯 @docmerlin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
will especially miss exchanging gifts with my most gifted friend, buttmunch 😔❤️
another pocket camp screenshot, this time showing the gifting screen. the player is sending a gift that says "I'll miss you" to a player named "buttmunch." they have exchnahed 102 gifts thus far
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