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Dock Ellis

@dockellis10.bsky.social
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All my posts are under-rated, just the way I like it.

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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 3h
It’s AI, apparently. Sorry, SI. ;-)
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 4h
The soft bigotry of low expectations.
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Jake Tapper: Silence... Crickets...
ALT: Jake Tapper: Silence... Crickets...
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 15h
No, the use of Generative AI for the picture on the left was probably very deliberate.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 17h
If America is going to have a Jewish president, it's going to be Larry David or bust.
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Larry David: People LOVE me, okay?!
ALT: Larry David: People LOVE me, okay?!
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 17h
the same mistake *again*
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Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson Moment
ALT: Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson Moment
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 17h
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Dug the Dog: Squirrel!
ALT: Dug the Dog: Squirrel!
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 18h
"Mission Accomplished"
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 18h
Code-switching for me, not thee.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 18h
“Everything is broken" 😞
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 21h
He ain't lying. It is a golden age. For the few.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 21h
"...everybody's got a cellphone that'll make pancakes and rub their balls, so nobody wants to rock the boat" - George Carlin
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That t is a giant middle finger. Well played.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"left wing socialist" is both wrong and redundant at the same time. well played, maga_bruce
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Especially considering how he rode in on the Qanon wave
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dems never learned that the best way to kill a scandal is to create a new one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fear is the mind killer
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is it artificial or super mutilization?
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Because the “grab em by the pussy” getting elected President — twice — wasn’t a habit and a half.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Should be in prison five years ago.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Oh My God Wow: Amazed Reaction
ALT: Oh My God Wow: Amazed Reaction
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Breaking: 1/3 of Americans are still dumbasses
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Grab ‘em by the Farsi
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More like coup couped.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe Donald Trump was truly America's first African-American president after all.. thehill.com/changing-ame...
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Ex-NFL player declares Trump America’s ‘first black president’
Former NFL safety Jack Brewer made the comment during a roundtable discussion with the president at the White House that included supporters from the African American community.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Or, you know, like...
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Trump: 'Let Them Have Paper Towels' to Hungry
ALT: Trump: 'Let Them Have Paper Towels' to Hungry
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a bit, right? It's gotta be a bit. Please.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TBF those movies were gloriously woke.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's quite an achieve to make that Monty Python caricature look human.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a little late for that, Thommy. www.tillis.senate.gov/2021/2/tilli...
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Tillis Statement On Impeachment Trial
Everyone knew going into this impeachment trial that it would infuriate one half of the electorate regardless of the outcome and make our nation even more polarized. I hope that the end result is shor...
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This couldn't get more Florida unless a gator got winged.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How long before RFK Jr hires him?
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
only suckers and losers would fall for this. so, you know, about 1/3 of Americans
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A Russian stooge more like
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
David Warner is superb.
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Dave Whamond @davewhamond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uh, okay.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The market forces, sadly.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's trolling all the way down with these guys.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Many Hispanic voters are low-informed and ahistorical.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Rodney King's Plea: Can We All Just Get Along?
ALT: Rodney King's Plea: Can We All Just Get Along?
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wouldn't put much stock in what American Carnage guy says about "hating" America. But, sadly, millions and millions of under informed dotards do.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Literally the definition of unpopularism
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I love your beard".
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JD Vance touched my knee
ALT: JD Vance touched my knee
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Handsomb, with a 'b'.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Morton Salt girl grew up angry and stupid.
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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William Barr Sips Coffee
ALT: William Barr Sips Coffee
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pattonly Absurd
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Code-switching ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Dock Ellis @dockellis10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember that "process crimes" are not really criminal.
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