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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Squirrels are like the warrior spirit of the kzin with the brains of puppeteers
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every squirrel lives Not every squirrel truly dies Or something like that FREEDOM!!!! (from birds)
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The key to victory is surprise Surprise your enemies Surprise outside observers Surprise your allies Surprise yourself Channel the chaos
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Talented fella This is our first collaboration at far as I know
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's about sending a message The message is, don't be an owl
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I haven't finished watching that clip but I assume it worked out well for Dr Jenkins and he was widely regarded as a strategic genius
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Valhalla
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And hantavirus Some light rabies Lime disease (where we take all your limes for margaritas) Lyto Ringworm Etc
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The main one is the jealousy we cause in everyone who isn't us
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah I could see him doing this It'll be totally humiliating for the US
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also why is there never any concern that overpaying folks at the top might increase prices?
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The assumption has to be every Republican is a pedophile
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Funny how maga never connect the dots on Epstein One trans person or immigrant or brown person does something bad and oh man do they connect the dots Literally everyone in the admin is a close Epstein associate and huh, isn't that a funny coincidence
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's all of them
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Any Democrat who talks about reconciliation or moving on or whatever needs to be primaried
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What if we do fight club but it's hamsters and you're totally allowed to talk about it because it's adorable?
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think antivaxxers like him and RFK should be considered serial killers
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You know what. Do it. Let the Republicans vary publicly give Trump permission to completely destroy what remains at the economy. Let's go into the midterms with a full-blown Great depression
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He's doing the same thing he did in Samoa. The guy gets off on kids dying in his name. He is truly a monster. A sociopath without a single redeeming quality
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He's such a vile human
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
dumBo's biggest achievement in life was having a daddy who owns an oil company
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When they say they want immigrants to assimilate they mean be white
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And by state law 90% of the incoming freshmen have to be Texas residents So they got affirmative action for themselves and still complain
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump voters should have to pay real Americans reparations for what they did
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh yeah Acorn crop is coming along nicely Gonna make so much acorn liquor
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
2.5 million people watch Fox News every night? Oh my God that's so many poisons brains
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't have to imagine (Shudder)
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But they can't be squirrel
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And they won't even have to be your teeth!
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Vote for Deez and I'll make sure the tooth fairy leaves you 100 bucks for every tooth under your pillow!
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I blame all republicans Not just Trump They could've stopped this
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The integrity of a man who watched another man call his wife fugly to his face and then immediately became subservient
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"grief can be a wonderful emotion where you just feel free and happy all the time and then you can bang whoever"
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If any country wants to liberate us a bunch of Americans would help out
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also even if he were this amazing CEO that he pretends to be: CEOs are judged by how well they make money for themselves and a handful of elite investors Not how good they make things for society in general
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They're popping Testosterone pills and doing pullups instead of training apparently
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And the firefighters live in Canada right now so you can't talk to them to confirm his story
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And Biden caused the flood
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good goddess finally someone on the left is saying it like it is! This is how everyone needs to talk about the dotard Remind the world he's a senile buffoon
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sounds woke
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm surprised they did the right thing
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump didn't betray me because I was never stupid enough to trust in him I'm glad farmers are reaping what they sowed
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You'll regret it tonight when you get to sleep through the night and this weekend when you get to do whatever you want!
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
😭😭😭😭😭 There will be an investigation And revenge
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don't be sad possum! Go do fun possum stuff instead
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Like how there's a lot of ugly babies out there but generally people don't tell the parents
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I suspect there's a false sense of how great being a parent is because, outside of a handful of awful ones, parents aren't going to tell their kids it was a mistake and they wish they'd never had kids even if that's how they feel
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was just sleeping it off! Go away stupid goth chickens
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