"You may have a C button, but you still can't 'C' the obvious. It's de press-ing that you haven't switched it up by now. The true joy of gaming is in the pressing, of the buttons, to make Mario do a jump. I don't need others to C me sticking it to Bowser, this is a soliturtle journey.."
![Jacob: [short grunt of pain]
Hollow Man Cultist: Wait until the Hollow Man finds you!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:frx3ynjzmm72xplla4ssut2k/bafkreiadbkm3xath5pojedlirzudpkgeaqnx7ilwszlivof765bn7grhmm)
