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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz

@doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social
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American“Pirate” in Penzance, also grandson of the Ukraine. Host KRTS Far Out West Texas Blue Monday Show, Musician/Songwriter, Artist, former practicing Osteopathic GP married to lovely Emma of Cornwall. Beware the orange peril. It wants to kill you all.

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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Brilliant.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It really is all about him in every way, even his only occasionally showered greasy smelly carcass. Read this! You won’t believe the vanity and triviality. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore shower freedom’
White House says order will ‘make America’s showers great again’ and ‘end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure’
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Tariffs make pet care now more expensive and unnecessarily complicated now. Teach that to your pets. I’m sure they will understand. citydogmediagroup.com/how-trump-ta...
citydogmediagroup.com
From Prices to Products: How the Trump Tariffs Could Reshape the Pet Industry
The pet industry, a booming $260 billion global market, faces unprecedented disruption following the Trump announcement of sweeping tariffs.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I had to make a hard decision a while back. I couldn’t support Meta anymore. They make money with every click. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
Legal Defense Fund exits Meta civil rights advisory group over DEI changes
Meta ending DEI programs, getting rid of factcheckers and changing content moderation policies led to LDF’s decision
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Great chance to reread the classics.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
You knew this was a side hustle before taking economy down. Blatant insider trading. RICO on a silver tray.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
We have one month to prepare for the big Blockbuster. You all must read this.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Gamers. Start developing a simulation game where the participants battle disgusting Russian operatives and their lackeys and take back their own country. Sooner or later it will take hold. #artislife
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Stop the speculation and endless lawsuits. His goal is to completely wreck America then sell it off at fire-sale prices. Drop what you are doing and go take them all down. Another two months there will be no country left to save. What are you waiting for? #generalstrikenow
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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It’s the stupid, economy.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Trump has fired the opening shots of WWIII. He is gone even more mad than usual. He is out of control and refuses to listen to anyone. Plan accordingly. You can’t ease your way out of this playing “life as usual”
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
$2 billion a day from tariffs to US Treasury already? I call that claim total bullshit. But the unnecessary trillions lost in stock markets is real already piling up even deeper bullshit.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Teens and twenty somethings, Trump is totally crashing all your future hopes and dreams Time to fight back every way you can.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Posting this for informative purposes only. Social Security has deposited the latest payment into my account. Stability for at least one more month. PS Trump is insane. He is a mad man never forget.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
More murder from Don and Elon.
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Kaylan_TX @kaylan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I asked folks yesterday how much they had lost in their 401k so far. Here are a few of the responses I got back👇🫣
$60,000
$360,000
$315,000$137,976.38
$20,000$29,000
$20,000$412,000
$150,000
$120,000
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
39 No free man is to be arrested, or imprisoned, or disseised, or outlawed, or exiled, or in any other way ruined, nor will we go against him or send against him, except by the lawful judgment of his peers or by the law of the land. Magna Carta Clause 39
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
🤷🏼‍♂️
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Keep up the resistance everybody.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
China has announced they are playing the ace card. “We make you no more Red Hats, U.S.A.”
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
My first thought on awakening today was how fortunate that plastic protective laptop cover I ordered had arrived from Hong Kong before all the tariffs were levied. Then realized living in the UK, such problems don’t exist!
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Oh no! He’s pissed off even his own swiney billionaire buddies. I’ve never watched a pig fight, but I bet it’ll get the mud slinging! Rightwing group backed by Koch and Leo sues to stop Trump tariffs. Make America Muddy Again. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
Rightwing group backed by Koch and Leo sues to stop Trump tariffs
New Civil Liberties Alliance says president’s invocation of emergency powers to impose tariffs is unlawful
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Anyone on Soc Security read this. It is important to do to try and protect yourself. At least have a set of your own documents and data.
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🇨🇦Perpetually Pissed Canuck🇨🇦 @tangusmac1.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
youtu.be/iYoAodq6-K4?...
youtu.be
Obama BREAKS HIS SILENCE and TORCHES Trump
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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RIO LINDA MEX 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦🦍aka Gus Gallegos @riolindamex.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is far more serious than even measles. Whooping cough kills in much much larger numbers.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Tornados and torrential rains are taking the USA by storm! (with apologies to those affected)
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Read this. It is important. ICE policy is incomprehensible. There is not a rhyme or a reason for it. RESIST.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 06/04/2025
We have a winner…🏆
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Expats in the UK! You can be a part locally!
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Priceless
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Stephanie Kennedy @wordswithsteph.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
So far my very favorite “Hands Off” day sign as seen in Alpine, Texas. This is REAL America.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Britan has dispatched a barge containing several tons of the smelliest gaseous puppy poop ever found to park in the Potomac tidal basin as a good will gesture as thanks for all the tariffs.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
People especislly those who have “recovered” from Covid, need to be aware of this. If you are cutting down on meat intake, it might be a good idea to continue as too much meat can be a a factor in advancing kidney disease.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Well??
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Laughing my ass off. Sitting in a bloody British cafe deli and Bruce Springsteen is overhead screaming “BORN IN THE USA” like it’s a good thing. People are laughing. #dumbasstrumptariffs
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
He talks about an economic “boom” That’s the sound of an economy that’s been bombed into oblivion.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The Orange Marmalador commits economic arson. He gets his cookies off when everything burns to the ground.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
“Voodoo economics” is a term coined by George H.W. Bush in 1980 to criticize Ronald Reagan's economic policies. I call Trump’s tariff policies: “Doo Doo Economics.”
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I’m in Plymouth harbour in Britain and it looks like an armada of Royal Navy ships have assembled in an expeditionary force to cross the Atlantic then storm ashore at Potomac Bay to reclaim their American colonies. Godspeed.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Currently rereading George Orwell’s book, 1984. As Trump ineptly attempts to assume the role of Big Brother, being by no means, a man of letters, he lacking one letter in particular. In his under educated state. I thus dub him, “Big Bother”. I’m leaving it at that.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Way to go Texas! Glad you don’t go in for that guber’mint Socializm! Your fearless leader just double crossed you. What a glorious fuck up. Now people will die. It really is your fault. fortune.com/2025/04/02/m...
fortune.com
50 free measles vaccine clinics in Dallas won't happen due to federal funding cuts
The CDC and HHS have withdrawn $11.4 billion nationally.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This is one of the faces of hope for the US
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Senators, do your job. Be strong for once in your life and quit being losers.
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The only thing Donald Trump wants to “liberate” on “Liberation Day” is all of your money and any fairness left in American life and put it all into his and his cronies’ bank accounts. It is time for us to stop these criminals and seize back what they have blatantly stolen from all Americans. Now!
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
You can still file your taxes online. Here’s the link. JP
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Go Cory Go! Go Cory Go! Go Cory Go! Go Cory Go!
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz @doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
When a person is so famous they are hated the world over. Tesla protest in London.
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