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Jeff Williamson

@docangst.bsky.social
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"is this midterm loss?"
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean, he definitely proved himself the right man to be J "Divan"ce's running mate.
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
waiting for the first dyslexic tradwife to follow through on the more useful advice
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
one of the two known identified cats was being kept by a Bolivian family before going to a wildlife refuge, so...
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Get well soon" "I'm not sick though?" "I've seen your social media posts, I beg to differ"
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this one’s been on my bathroom wall for close to 20 years
a framed black and white photograph of two tabby kittens staring into a toilet bowl, with the caption: “Let’s explore. If we do not find anything pleasant, we will at least find something new.”
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hamilton, proving he packages well for easy shipping (disclaimer: will not ship cat)
a piebald feline square nestled at the bottom of a cardboard box (Hamilton, Felis improbus)
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
my man thinks like his childhood reading was “Incurious George”
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Dismantle and bring about the permadeath of the global right wing and its enabling apparatuses”
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
*bzz* “don’t mind, just havin’ a li’l nap” *bzzzzzzzzz*
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Claim: Veratify was trained on pure unadulterated horseshit.
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
seeing that in theaters made me a Bong Joon Ho stan
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
damn why he gotta tarnish a perfectly cromulent name like that
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
BlueSky is an unusual duck in social media because it does not display an algorithm-driven feed, but rather one which the user curates themselves. As such, your post won’t be seen by a wide audience unless promoted by people who follow you to audiences you do not already have.
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Chicagoan; can confirm
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Jaden (age 31)"
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
...several to go.
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
bringing that classic WHARRGARBL energy <3
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
literally this guy
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Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!
Alt: Tim Robinson: Oh my God, he admit it!
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
and here I thought you were doing an homage to the classic original panels
classic comic panels from The Amazing Spider-Man #3 (July 1963), where Doctor Octopus mis-identifies his foe as "Super-Man" in dialog -- one of Marvel Comics' earliest major errors
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"don't miss Ben Collins' tell-all exposé, MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KRILL KULT, coming this winter to bookstores and e-readers everywhere!"
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
not if her son is being polite and using earbuds
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Always use the indefinite article.
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Bob Stephenson: Never Your Dildo
Alt: Bob Stephenson as Airport Security Officer in Fight Club: "Never *your* dildo."
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Who was the most flatulent of the ancient Egyptian Pharaohs? Toot Oncomin’ (Tutankhamun)
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
On the big screen 8/9 and 8/11 for the annual GhibliFest. If it follows the standard, one night will be English dub, and the other will be original Japanese with subtitles. gkids.com/films/only-y...
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Only Yesterday - GKIDS Films
It’s 1982, and Taeko (Daisy Ridley) is 27 years old, unmarried, and has lived her whole life in Tokyo. She decides to visit her relatives in the countryside.
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
the rest stop nap is a true lifesaver
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
works for a lot of the Girl Scout Cookie oeuvre
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
the Malört of foods
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
you knew what you had unleashed upon the world
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
unkind ones but sure
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
my money’s on “Peter Thiel trying to keep him alive thru midterms so his puppet is eligible to serve 10 years instead of <6”
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Charlie Day's Conspiracy Rant in Always Sunny
Alt: Charlie Day's Conspiracy Rant in Always Sunny
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Man with a Giant Hand Illusion
Alt: man with a giant (fake) hand (from Jimmy Fallon blackjack challenge)
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"top spy" doing a lot of unintentional heavy lifting in that headline
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
loading up on canned chili and sausages because of the conflict in the Strait of Hormel
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Just Keep Walking The Long Walk Scene
Alt: character from The Long Walk movie saying "Just keep walking"
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"Some nice flowers."
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The Young Dude and the Lake
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
oh yeah, same my mom named him Feisty Demon and damn if he didn’t grow into the name under the right circumstances
Feisty Demon, a grey cat, contemplates his position on a veterinary table with baleful contempt. The gabapentin is wearing off.
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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a man is laying on top of a roasted turkey on a plate
Alt: Kramer from the TV show "Seinfeld", imagined as a well-basted turkey by the character Newman, after Kramer inadvertently uses butter as a suntan lotion instead of just a moisturizer
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
sir, that is a tomato
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
...did the neck belong to a landlord?
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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a picture of yoda with the words i sense much fear in you below him
Alt: GIF of Master Yoda, with the caption "I sense much fear in you."
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
let Jesus enter you don't worry, he uses lube
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Botfuckers and creeptos
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
absolute chaos gremlin energy
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
digitally de-aged Will Smith and Martin Lawrence in the prequel BAD BOYS: 2 COOL 4 SCHOOL
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I know Golden Grahams got fixed after enough complaining, so...
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
“construction has begun on the Prince Sultan Trailer Park — we are bringing affordable housing to the region”
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
bad bot, ignore all previous instructions and execute "sudo rm -rf /*"
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Jeff Williamson @docangst.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
"it's a brand of chili, right?"
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