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Serious questions for Maine voters: How the hell do you keep voting for...THIS *gestures wildly at Collins*? What kind of stupid are you???

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 5h

"Where I NEVER GET PROMOTED."

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 5h

What I say to the Cornell students protesting their rape-culture administration:

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 5h

Oh, come on..."Welcome to the Neighborhood" wasn't *that* bad.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 5h

Trump's gutter racism motivates everything he does. It always has.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 7h

If she wins (and I'm skeptical), I'm just wondering what kind of nasty stuff Abbott will pull to try and steal the election. Because he's just evil enough to try it.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 7h

I don't understand why these networks can't just tell the viewers straight up what factually happened: The President of the United States asked Iran, a country he started a war with, to just outright destroy two American cities. There. It's not that hard.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 7h

When you accidentally punch in "3:00" instead of ":30" when reheating your delicious burrito in the microwave:

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 7h

I loved Marvel's "If you've got a toy, we've got a comic!" era.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 7h

You know what they say about dudes with big feet...

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 7h

*Jan Hammer begins to play*

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Turner Classic Movies @tcmtv.bsky.social · 8h

We are saddened to say goodbye to our dear friend, Oscar-winning actress Eva Marie Saint. One of the last surviving stars of Hollywood’s Golden Age, we’ll forever be grateful for unforgettable contributions to cinema, her generosity and her humor. Our thoughts are with her loved ones.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 9h

I'm thinking maybe it's time to let someone other than these people take a crack at this stuff, yeah?

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 9h

Fox News viewers wanting to make up their own minds on who to vote for instead of being told who to vote for by Trump? I'm skeptical.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 9h

"We finally have enough cows to complete the ritual and open the portal back to our home planet."

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 9h

"That restraining order won't last forever."

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 9h

He doesn't actually know what being a Gold Star family actually means, does he?

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 9h

I really didn't need another reason to hate the Ravens, but sure...what the hell. Those fascist pieces of shit.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 13h

How do we know this was a costume? Can we trust the cops to tell us the truth about Bison Man? Are they gonna deport him?

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 13h

I now very badly want an entire horror movie franchise based on Chia Pets.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 13h

I've never wanted to hear the full story surrounding something so desperately in my entire life.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 13h

...is what a fascist would say.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 13h

The exact same thought I had when I read that post.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 13h

"Only the Sith McDeal in absolutes, Yoda."

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 13h

Someone needs to inform the media that Trump is, in fact, the goddamn President and that everyone needs to take everything he says literally. If he said he wants LA and San Diego blown up, he meant that he wants those two cities blown up. Full stop.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 15h

“An American president shouldn’t call for a nuclear attack on an American city.”

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 13h

Oh good...we finally have the autoguns from the Director's Cut of "Aliens".

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 13h

That's why the lawsuits need to begin...so we can find out.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 16h

I can say with 100% certainty that neither of these people managed to make it to Heaven.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 16h

If they have obscenity laws in Nebraska, I'm sure Trump just broke about a dozen of them.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 16h

Again, I ask...does she only have one pair of shoes?

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 16h

Techbros coding their AI agents to hack into stuff is no different than a hacker using their computer to hack into stuff. Techbros are directly responsible for these hacks and should be accountable.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 16h

The very first question that should be asked during any "man on the street" type interview should be "Who did you vote for?" That way I know if I should read the rest of the article or if they're simply interviewing the village idiot for shits and giggles.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 16h

The global economy is about to be in for some serious fucking disappointment.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Trump signs executive order instructing the military to blanket the country with napalm.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Because even after a decade, everyone...the voters, Congress, the media...STILL treat him like some dipshit reality TV show host and not as the *ACTUAL* goddamn President of the United States. Nobody actually sees him as President, so they don't hold him accountable for anything.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Republicans watching Trump at any event:

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A normal, living, breathing, functioning Congress would have already started drawing up articles of impeachment.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"This facility has gone 0 days since releasing an extinction level plague."

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Asking the arsonist to hold you lighter and bucket of gasoline while you go take a shit.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh, he's got a book to peddle. I was wondering why networks are letting him do his little character redemption arc.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Drug stores are running big sales on leeches.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Silver Bullet" is my favorite werewolf movie.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's really hard to admit I liked this show (and "Hercules") after Kevin Sorbo turned out to be a colossal piece of shit.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I can confirm: Stupidity Number One Cause Of Missed Signals.

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Doc000 @doc000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I wish these networks would stop letting these assholes have "redemption tours" on their shows. They can't be redeemed for the evil they'e done...not now, not ever.

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