dng @dng.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The last time Man City got relegated from the premier league I got to see Georgi Kinkladze at Roots Hall, which was nice. Maybe next year I'll get to see Haaland 130
dng @dng.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is basically perfect in every single way www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMN-...youtube.comSheena Ringo Creep CoverYouTube video by Jarvis CoCo 111
dng @dng.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Museum Of Everyday Items accumulationofthings.com/time/the-mus... The Museum Of Everyday Items is a small collection of common yet otherwise unremarkable artefacts from contemporary Britain. All items were collected on June 23rd, 2016, at the moment of their use.accumulationofthings.comThe Museum Of Everyday Items – separations of time 101
dng @dng.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Violent Penguin (a cartoon for children) www.youtube.com/playlist?lis... I made like 50 episodes of this for some reason (total views: 1800, although half of them were one episode which accidentally had the name of something else much more popular in the title)youtube.comViolent Penguin - YouTubeViolent Penguin was an animated children's TV show from the indistinct past, created, updated, and destroyed by the popular children's author, multi-instrume... 020
dng @dng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026SXFX www.patreon.com/davidguy/pos... An entirely pointless but also quite funny alternate history of British science fiction in the form of a 1995 magazine from a different branch of the multiverse. Includes stuff about box office megahit Tank Girl, ITVs Doctor Who, Star Trek Voyager and morepatreon.comSXFX: Issue 1 | David GuySXFX Iconic British science fiction magazine SXFX celebrates its 31st anniversary later this year, so here’s a quick look back at some of th 130
dng @dng.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Uncontrolled AI could lead to "uncontrolled AI" rivalling uncontrolled AI, warns Microsoft boss. 031
dng @dng.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm playing Final Fantasy 7 at the moment (the PS4 port of the PC port of the PS1 game). I just thought I'd google the bit where sweet innocent naive little Aeris threatens to rip the mafia boss's cock off, and this was the search result it gave me 231
dng @dng.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You could probably headline every news story these days "look at these cunts" but, I mean, look at these cunts www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...bbc.co.ukRatko Mladic: Red Star fans display tifo of war criminalRed Star Belgrade fans unveil a tifo of war criminal Ratko Mladic before their derby win over Partizan Belgrade on Sunday. 060
dng @dng.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The five best things in Jason and the Argonauts 1. Skeletons 2. Talos 3. Harpies 4. Hydra 5. Jason's amazing dubbed voice www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd7y...youtube.com'Jason Recruits His Crew' - Jason and the Argonauts (1963)YouTube video by Classic Film Archives 030
dng @dng.bsky.social · 03/09/2026500 Words www.patreon.com/davidguy/pos... When the government initially brought in the 500 word limit on defendant statements in the court, the overriding rationale was that by limiting the amount the accused could say in their own defence the length of a trial would be reduced significantly...patreon.com500 Words | David GuyWhen the government initially brought in the 500 word limit on defendant statements in the court, the overriding rationale extolled both by 100
dng @dng.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Doctor Who And The Convolutions Of Time www.patreon.com/davidguy/pos... A transcript of the first episode of the Doctor Who radio show. Written by Douglas Adams, and starring Geoffrey McGivern as Doctor Who and Simon Jones as his assistant Arthur, it was first broadcast on Radio 4 on 8/3/1978patreon.comDoctor Who And The Convolutions Of Time | David GuyFirst Fit: Doctor Who And The Convolutions Of Time (a transcript of the original broadcast on Radio 4 on the 8th March, 1978) The Doctor Who 010
dng @dng.bsky.social · 30/08/2026A Daughter’s Elegy For Her Mother At The Burning Of Her Bones www.patreon.com/davidguy/pos... A short fantasy story I wrote years ago, but never published anywhere until nowpatreon.comA Daughter’s Elegy For Her Mother At The Burning Of Her Bones | David GuyMy mother used to tell me about a lot of things. About the old city, the arenas and the cathedrals, the cobbled squares and the tiny jagged 010
dng @dng.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My mind is a fucking torment of ideas and I’m not sure how AI is supposed to help assuage them The only way to perform an exorcism is to rip the ghosts out by hand 130
dng @dng.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The Imp He sits on a rock in the middle of the river, passing judgement on everyone who crosses. I shouldn’t care what he thinks of me. But I care so much I can’t sleep at night, wondering, worrying, wishing that he liked me more. www.patreon.com/davidguy/pos...patreon.comThe Imp | David GuyHe sits on a rock in the middle of the river, passing judgement on everyone who crosses. I shouldn’t care what he thinks of me. But I care s 000
dng @dng.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Had 30+ notifications and thought I was popular briefly, but then I clicked the tab and actually had no notifications at all. 380
dng @dng.bsky.social · 19/08/2026any possible [insert whatever the name of a bluesky post is here] accumulationofthings.com/twine/any.htmlaccumulationofthings.comAny Possible Bluesky Post 110
dng @dng.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"Why do the dead float?" www.patreon.com/davidguy/pos... A short story I wrote years and years ago (2012 or so) that I found recently.patreon.com"Why do the dead float?" | David GuyThe swollen birds heaved themselves from the river and waddled awkwardly across the muddy banks. The water they left behind was the same pal 010
dng @dng.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Politicians should be classed as being on benefits and everything they say they'll do to people on benefits should be done to them first as an example 010
dng @dng.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Tales From The Town #241: Quiche: A Critique www.patreon.com/davidguy/pos... “Whoever invented quiche is an idiot.” Claire wasn’t even eating quiche. She was just thinking about it. Daniel wasn’t thinking about quiche at all. He was too busy eating it. “Quiche wasn’t invented. It was discovered.”patreon.comTales From The Town #241: Quiche: A Critique | David Guy“Whoever invented quiche is an idiot,” Claire announced. She wasn’t even eating quiche. She was just thinking about it. “Quiche wasn’t inven 010
dng @dng.bsky.social · 11/08/2026For reasons (my mum demanded it) I had to use the remains of the marmite jar instead of miso in my dinner tonight. (The worst thing was it was actually quite nice) 150
dng @dng.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Infinite Wealth is the bleakest videogame ever made. One of your mans gets cancer, so the rest of your team get him to make a bucket list so he can do everything he's always wanted to do. Then everything on this list is the same tedious grinding busywork you always have to do for minor exp bonuses. 120
dng @dng.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I watched Bullitt tonight, which I'd never seen before. Now at least I finally know the origin of all the driving games ever made 050
dng @dng.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Every comedians most repellent character is actually their idealised self 050
dng @dng.bsky.social · 22/07/2026We built robots without faces because they were less horrifying somehow than the ones we built with faces 020
dng @dng.bsky.social · 19/07/2026It used to be you could build an audience on the internet by making stuff for people to look at And if they liked it, then maybe they’d sometimes come back for more Now no one looks at anything on the internet at all and they certainly don’t like it 163
dng @dng.bsky.social · 19/07/2026England won more games in this world cup than Scotland have won in all the world cups 130
dng @dng.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The Last Day (ever) www.patreon.com/davidguy/pos... (a 238th tale from the town, which is a lot of tales. i've been writing one of these a week for nearly 5 years now)patreon.comTales From The Town #238: The Last Day | David Guy"Yes!" said Ethel, as the bell went for lunch. "We can go home now..." She paused for maximum effect. "Because it's the last day!" "The las 010
dng @dng.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I was going to say that was the most Southgate thing ever, but it was probably actually loads worse than Southgate in that Tuchel actually decided to do it tactically rather than england just sort of naturally doing it through timidity 050
Reposted by dngThe Japanese Paper Film Project @kamifirumu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026This charming anime shows children riding from sea to mountains. Interestingly, this work has a soundtrack ("Tsuru Records 73A") but--sadly--we have not found it yet. There is even a frame (see comments below) to cue the projectionist to start the soundtrack. #anime #Japan #paper #film 1104
dng @dng.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A matte painting of Star Fleet Academy from the episode The First Duty (ST:TNG 5x19) 020
dng @dng.bsky.social · 07/07/2026That might have been one of the crappiest performances I've ever seen from america there. Just wonderful stuff 120
dng @dng.bsky.social · 04/07/2026A Toast www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY6_...youtube.comA ToastYouTube video by Malcolm Middleton & David Shrigley - Topic 000
dng @dng.bsky.social · 04/07/2026For some reason this year, instead of keeping a diary, I have been writing a small science fictions tory every day. Here's a selection of them so far www.patreon.com/davidguy/pos...patreon.comA Selection Of Small Science Fiction | David Guy1. The Glass City It glitters on the horizon whether its night or day like a vast immense snow globe illuminated from within. The approach i 121
dng @dng.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Germany purposely lost that match because they were too frightened to play Scotland in the next round 000
dng @dng.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Celebrate the glorious event of Brexit with this in-depth book. The text condenses down all the nuances to reach the purest essence at its heart. Featuring nothing but the word BREXIT, repeated endlessly across 365 pages, all printed in patriotic monochrome. accumulationofthings.com/texts/2020/0...accumulationofthings.comCommemorative Texts: Brexit (Textual Analysis) – Generative Texts 200
dng @dng.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The Museum Of Everyday Items is a small collection of common yet otherwise unremarkable artefacts. All items were collected on June 23rd, 2016, at the moment of their use. They were kept in storage until the opening of the museum on June 23rd, 2026. accumulationofthings.com/time/the-mus...accumulationofthings.comThe Museum Of Everyday Items – separations of time 110
dng @dng.bsky.social · 12/06/2026But who are the world's most rich and despicable men, you ask? Well, here's a handy cut out and keep guide. #8: Rex Detroit #7: Xandy Mandelbrot #6: Tranq Recoil #5: Billy Sevvs 160
dng @dng.bsky.social · 12/06/2026In the Female Kill Machine trilogy, easy-going kill machine Maria Tajona is left with no choice but to wreak revenge on all the world's decillionaires, who aren't just the richest men in the galaxy but also the most despicable men in history www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BHFHGSM...amazon.co.ukFemale Kill MachineVisit Amazon's Female Kill Machine Page and shop for all Female Kill Machine books. Check out pictures, author information, and reviews of Female Kill Machine 121
dng @dng.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The only world cup worth bothering with dngdng.itch.io/the-coin-tos...dngdng.itch.ioThe Coin Toss World Cup by dngdngCompetitive heads or tails on a global scale. Can you become the coin toss world champion? 010
Reposted by dngdng @dng.bsky.social · 02/05/2026please read my book, etc: ko-fi.com/s/50f5891644 dngdng.itch.io/female-kill-... www.patreon.com/posts/female...ko-fi.comFemale Kill Machine 3 - David Guy's Ko-fi ShopFemale Kill Machine 3 is the third and final instalment of the electrifyingly incredible satirical cyber punk sci-fi sensation that is the Female Kill... 132
dng @dng.bsky.social · 01/06/2026This is bloody brilliant www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecWO... (Noza Noza by ADG7)youtube.com온스테이지 10주년 기획, On·Pick | 악단광칠 - 노자노자YouTube video by 온스테이지ONSTAGE 021
dng @dng.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Arsenal's season this year has been eerily similar to Liverpool's last year (won the league with 84/85 points, lost in the league cup final, went out of the fa cup to a championship team from the south coast, won the champions league group stage, went out of the champions league to PSG on penalties) 100
dng @dng.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I just watched the new peaky blinders film. The plot's even stupider than ever, every single character in it is a dismal moron, and it makes the last series seem even more of a superfluous pointless waste of time than it already was anyway. But Cillian Murphy's in it so it's pretty good regardless 010
dng @dng.bsky.social · 26/05/2026According to the date here - www.metjam.co.uk/blog/hottest... - Britain had at least one day with temperatures over 35C ten times in the 20th century (10%). It's now had at least one day over 35C in the 21st century 9 times (33%)metjam.co.ukThe Hottest Day Of Each Year From 1875 Onwards - MetJamThe hottest days from each year from 1875 onwards. This page also includes the information on graphs which show the overall trend. 110