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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃

@dndnerd69.bsky.social
1.3K followers 667 following 9.7K posts

Full-time disappointment to fascists “Radical Left Lunatic” apparently BLM. Trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ Anti Colonial #LandBack FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 FREE CONGO 🇨🇩 FREE SUDAN 🇸🇩 #VoteGreen Women's Rugby ❤️ D&D Nerd - I paint small things🤘 Queer AF 🏳️‍🌈

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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 8h
Drop some BOOKS 📚
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 10h
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These two together *chefs kiss*
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Never knowingly not an absolute pretentious prick....
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hahaha are you for real you absolute bollard?!
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The fucking state of it?! Is she for fucking real?!
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Such a good book. Absolutely shocking! If like that one, i would recommend this one, its an eye opener
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*heavy breathing*
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ARRRGGGGGGGG BLUE PLANET III Omg i’m so excited!
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Niiiiceee!! This is the living room one, we have a “book mantle” in the bedroom, and another dresser downstairs 😂
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ohhh! Mine is on of those kallax things so its all in separate squares 😂
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do you see this here. This in the red outline. thats called a fucking answer you prick. It's not my fault if you dont like it, but you can't call me a liar.
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Zionists only have the same old recycled piss weak arguments again and again
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh thank you! I will look out for that! If you havent already, these are very good books/must reads that i always recommend 😀
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Braverman wasted £945Million on her racist Rwanda plan, immigration polices and a glorified floating concentration camp. She has been sacked TWICE as Home Sec, including by fucking TRUSS. She has had 7 security leaks, and over 127 security breaches. Why are they sanitising this woman on TV?!
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Actually starting to thing these fuckers are just bots. Its the same line over and over again:
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I beg your finest fucking pardon?!
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Of course she fucking is
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS. It is NOT ANTI JEWISH
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“We can challenge the Israeli government and defend Palestinian rights without denying that principle.” Except you are not doing EITHER of those things are you?!
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have a hot wife
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Stabbed Indian Pilot fought to open the cockpit door, he tells Modi" oh you mean THIS Modi.....
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this really all it takes to impress the centrists?! He didn’t stand behind some wood?! Really?
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I challenge anyone to watch this and NOT feel something. No one leads a Haka like Katelyn Vaha'akolo #LandBack Phenomenal
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On Saturday i got to see the Black Ferns walk on to the pitch with a Tiaiha and do the Haka. Goosebumps every time.
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ohhhh she is cute!! More Agatha content please! I will swap you and Ozzy and a Lemmy
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Labour say this time they really will rejoin the EU. Pinky Promise”
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The RAF Fairford suspects / the RAF Fairford suspicious vehicle / the RAF Fairford suspicious potentially explosive substances
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Black Ferns V Roses Ko wai nga Hine! Nga Mamaku o Aotearoa! #WomensRugby #WXV #GlobalSeries #BlackFerns #Aotearoa
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Call me simple, but i bloody love a Premier Inn! ITS MATCH DAY! 🏉🏟️
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On Route to the Rugby ❤️
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me when i correctly identify an actor and my wife starts googling because she doesn’t believe me:
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bryony is a part-time almond milker. Matt is a stay at home Astronaut. Their budget is £24million. We all know what happens next. £820k becomes £3m. Bryony gets pregnant. They spend Christmas in a caravan. The windows are coming from Latvia and they're selling a child to pay for a knitted roof
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s okay everybody! Samantha says it was fine! Phew, what a relief!
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This Simon Mills?! Pornstach?!
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Works 70/80 hours a week but has time to go and “protest” at the drop of a hat on a weekday? 😂 FACK OFF
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've been doing my family tree. Until my grandad no one left Caernarfonshire! I'm way back in the 1790's and every fucker is still in Pwllheli 🤣
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My walk to work this morning, setting the scene for the equinox tonight ❤️
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cats are such majestic beasts….
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People out here finding the oldest foot prints in Britain, and i can’t even find my grandads mum on Ancestory.com 🤣
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Does it?!
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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🎃 Bard of the No Pasarán Pumpkin Patch 🎃 @dndnerd69.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😂😂
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