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DNAtured Journal

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The top fictional science journal in the known universe. impact factor 69. Visit our site for more #science, #satire and #comedy: DNAtured.com

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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Tragic!
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Whoops!
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Genuis!
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
lots of symptom overlap! take the quiz to find out! www.dnatured.com/medicine/qui...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
until then it's impossible to know! full article: www.dnatured.com/research/phy... #satire #academia #gradschool
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
how can you hate their cute lil type III secretion systems?? full article: www.dnatured.com/biology/micr...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
the plastic is so beautiful this time of year FULL ARTICLE: www.dnatured.com/environment/...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
He hopes this is a sign he might get the coveted 3 word response in the next year or so. full article: www.dnatured.com/research/gra...
text that says "Grad Student Desperate For Feedback Thrilled To Receive “K.” From Supervisor After Just 3 Months" with an image of a happy man in a turban looking at his phone with a green background.
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I had never witnessed the gathering of so many 1000 page review articles before full article: www.dnatured.com/astronomy/as... #phdlife #researchlife #researcher #phdproblems #phdlife #phdmemes #academia #academialife #academiaproblems
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
“He still can’t tell a quark from a hadron,” fumed the boy’s father, who lost several deposits after 8-month-old Jordan failed multiple entrance exams for summer college prep courses. full article: www.dnatured.com/physics/pare... #scientist #scientistparents #phd #science #comedy #humor
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Time to celebrate! full article: www.dnatured.com/research/phd... #phdchat #phdlife #phd #academia #thesiswriting #thesis
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
the lab appears to have found an infinite funding glitch see the full article at DNAtured dot cöm #animalstudies #animalstudiesstudent #biologyresearch #microbiologoy #microbio #biolabs #medicallabscience #medicallaboratory #medlab #medlactech #gradschool #NIH #NIHcuts #fundingcut
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Scientists are marvelling at the student's abilities to adapt to harsh environments both inside and outside the lab. [see more academic satire at DNAtured.com ‍🔬] #gradschool #gradstudent #graduateschool #GraduateStudies #inflation #CostOfLivingCrisis
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
"It's wonderful! I tell some young whippersnappers to do a million experiments and now a few years later I get this nice prize." #postdoc #phdlife #researcher #postdoc
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
A perennial reminder #scientist #research #phd #academia www.dnatured.com/protocols/pr...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
oh no! #research #phd #science #academia #researchlife
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
we love a deal! #fluorescentantibody #fluorescentantibodytest #fluorescentantibodystaining #fluorescentantibodymethod #fluorescentantibodytechniques #immunofluorescence #immunofluorescencemicroscopy #immunofluorescenceassay #microbiology
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
scientists say there could be a link... #gradschool #gradschoolproblems #gradstudent #gradstudentproblems #gradstudentlife #graduateschoollife #academia
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Oops!
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
oops! what'd I miss (other than thousands of dollars in lectures)? #exams #examlife
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
all that work for no work! full article: www.dnatured.com/research/who...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Scientists are saying we should french-tuck in for a century full of hot girl summers, monsoon girl springs, drought girl autumns, and famine girl winters! full article: www.dnatured.com/environment/... #climatescience #satire #comedy #science
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
love a cutie with an attitude!
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
just as we suspected... full article: www.dnatured.com/research/new... #science #satire #comedy #funny #sciencecomedy
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
duality of scientific articles
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
what a relief! full article: www.dnatured.com/physics/phew... #science #satire #sciencecomedy #theoreticalphysics #multiverse
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
how rude! full article: www.dnatured.com/biology/snub... #science #satire #microbiology #sciencecomedy
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
"We hope this will reduce complaints from senior graduate students that new students take up too much space in the lab, as the procedure will compress students enough to fit on a countertop." full article www.dnatured.com/research/dep... #gradschool #phd
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Oops! www.dnatured.com/research/phd... #PhDproblems #gradschool
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
#science #chemistry #comedy
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
“It’s like nobody wants to work anymore” full article: www.dnatured.com/biology/quit...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The committee was dazzled by the compound’s commitment to spending all 168 hours per week in the lab, and chastised other tenure-track faculty for wasting time on activities like teaching, mentoring, and sleeping. full article: www.dnatured.com/research/coo...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
💪rise & grind yourself into a fine powder😤 full article: www.dnatured.com/medicine/how...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
what a rip off! full article: www.dnatured.com/physics/pare...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"to have accumulated so many papers in a single place that the folder deforms spacetime itself… it’s a truly remarkable feat.” full article: www.dnatured.com/astronomy/as...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"I haven't even read the pre-lab." full article: www.dnatured.com/research/17-...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
let's just call a spade a spade full article: www.dnatured.com/environment/...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“I mean if she’s doing hers too, can’t she throw mine into the pile as well?” full article: www.dnatured.com/biology/lazy...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
most other creatures would leave such hostile conditions immediately, but grad students stay for years, sometimes decades. full article: www.dnatured.com/research/wow...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
“Please don’t tell my mom about this,” said one sophomore who asked to remain anonymous. “If she finds out I got vaccinated, she’ll fucking kill me.” full article: www.dnatured.com/medicine/tee...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
it's been learned 19 ± 2 times over the past eight years full article: www.dnatured.com/research/imp...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
the suffering MUST stop full article: www.dnatured.com/research/ins...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
just enough for a homemade buffer! full article: www.dnatured.com/research/lab...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
mmm, sulfur full article: www.dnatured.com/chemistry/pa...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
sometimes the dive is too deep full article: www.dnatured.com/research/gra...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
just a few more hours of scrolling... full article: www.dnatured.com/research/4-w...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
no one steals THIS data full article: www.dnatured.com/research/pro...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
it's just a few experiments, what could go wrong? full article: www.dnatured.com/chemistry/gr...
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DNAtured Journal @dnatured.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
embarrassed at your lack of recent data but still have to present at your lab meeting? try these creative distractions to get the heat off! full article: www.dnatured.com/research/6-w...
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