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Dash

@dmycroft.bsky.social
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God's horrible mistake. Amateur arachnologist. Professional procrastinator. Short king.

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Dash @dmycroft.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
INCREDIBLE time tonight watching @robbotron.bsky.social live in Stafford. My face still hurts from laughing. Massive apologies to the man himself for titting around behind the stage curtain when he was trying to do a comedy.
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Dash @dmycroft.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
When @zackpolanski.bsky.social became leader of the Greens, I finally understood how Princess Leia felt when she was handed the plans to the death star.
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Dash @dmycroft.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I need this t shirt in my life
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Dash @dmycroft.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Dash @dmycroft.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I just spat out my drink... you owe me a new one
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Dash @dmycroft.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Also love the increasingly unhinged side eye you get when you're taking too long to move.
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Dash @dmycroft.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Fantastic game. Especially when angry. Chaotic destruction.
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Dash @dmycroft.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Date night
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Dash @dmycroft.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
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Dash @dmycroft.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
1) Yes, he did. We found them clearing out his house. 2) It's even funnier when you know he actually did look like Dafoe.
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Dash @dmycroft.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
The existence of Blake Lively implies the existence of Blake Deadly.
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Dash @dmycroft.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Do skydiving places have gift shops called "treat yourself before you yeet yourself"? And, if not *slaps desk* why not?
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Dash @dmycroft.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Having witnessed your tumble, I was amazed you got in the ring and did that match. You were amazing. Your fans were truly grateful. Yes commander.
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