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David

@dmuma.bsky.social
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43 🏳️‍🌈 queer/ace/side/kinky, he/him, married/poly/open Valencia, Spain 🇪🇸 #podcast with friends at @glitterjaw.bsky.social about TV 📺 horror 👻 Mario 🍄 and moms 👩 otherwise? #wrestling #art #dadjokes and general internet weirdo More? linktr.ee/dmuma

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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 8h
Sausage biscuit with jam my beloved
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 8h
It’s so good on a sausage biscuit though
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 10h
Egg, cheese, jam, wrap it up. Yum yum
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 10h
I don’t feel comfortable being friends without confessing to you that I put fruit jam or jelly on my breakfast burrito/wrap
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 22h
I've been been going by my married name (David Arnold) so long it feels natural, but I have NEVER gotten used to my three-letter set of initials. I still see DCM and think "oh, that's me!" But it isn't!
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think if I go on a quest to prove the purity of my heart, that should reflect on my credit score.
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Coffee motivates the bowels. Chipotle motivates the bowels. This is a match made in porcelain heaven.
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It could be about one of two games I’ve started recently!
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you do 9999 Hula Hoops, Wario takes off his overalls 😍
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Locking achievements in your game on difficulty level is inaccessible gameplay design!
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wait which one
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Missing my Ouiser, the perfect Player 2 on a cloudy day (or any day)
a playstation controller sits atop the arm of a gray and white cat
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Fear Coded Podcast @fearcodedpod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fixing a telescope together could be a fun father son bonding activity... should spying on your neighbors NOT be the first thing you do with your repaired telescope. Listen to our latest episode wherever you podcast or check us out at: www.glitterjaw.com/fear-coded
A still from The Wolf Man (1941) featuring LARRY and SIR JOHN TALBOT with their telescope on top of Talbot Castle surrounded by three intersex progress pride flag sparkle hearts
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Release order!
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She is right and she should say it! That man was not an elected official, not a community leader, not a public servant, not even an academic. He was just an asshole with a podcast. The delay was heinous and Chastain deserves to be critical. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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Jessica Chastain Stands By Criticizing Apple for Delaying ‘The Savant’ After Charlie Kirk’s Assassination: ‘I Had to Go on Record That I Thought It Was a Mistake’
Jessica Chastain is doubling down on her decision to push back on Apple TV for delaying her TV series "The Savant" last year amid the Charlie Kirk assassination.
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel closer to Digimon than ever before! (Still miles and miles away.)
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Fagatha Harkness @dominiconline.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the mark of a *real* TV show by the way!
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At least one on ABC since 1996!
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"This one seeks an ass to sit on its face."
A Hanar from the Mass Effect Series. It is a non-humanoid alien with a lumpy body that has six legs extending down from it.
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just had an extremely unhinged tattoo idea. 😈
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy Halloween season, gay people
A still from Scooby Doo on Zombie Island where Daphne crouches over to read "Get Out Beware" except I've modified it to read "Get Out Bear"
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Running around? Why not ride your PRECIOUS HORSE
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nothing is worse in my life than when an application insists on downloading an update.
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Peach has got it!
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grilled cheese absolutely counts!
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*tears in my eyes, my stomach turning* E-every sandwich is - is beautiful
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We are - if nothing else - jaunty little creatures.
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In order to get my underwear off my body and (into the hamper/in a pile resembling a hamper), I kick up my foot and let it fly majestically into my hand. Every moment is a chance for the craft.
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m hungering strangers
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tomato and mayo!!
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Grape is classic, black raspberry is when we eat that PB&J with a pinky up!
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Time was, I would have been so happy with two Oscar Meyer bologna slices and some Miracle Whip on bread so white and basic you wonder where it was on January 6.
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know what? I fucking love a basic sandwich. Basic sandwiches rule. What's your favorite basic sandwich?
david, holding a sandwich
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know anything about this Digger movie, but kind of figured it was a gritty prequel to the 2003 Shia LaBeouf led film Holes, so I have been ignoring it anytime it popped up.
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Tom Vian @sfbtom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our games are in the Steam Autumn Sale, including 50% off Crow Country, and 10% off our recently released The Mermaid Mask! store.steampowered.com/developer/SF...
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We have two months left, SquareEnix or so help me
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think I’m a year out from having serious gray hair coming in and I’ve waited FOREVER for this
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe if SOMEONE hadn’t distracted you with his unhinged Survivor 51 thoughts you’d be in a better space
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gavin is so talented - this makes you FEEL things 🥰
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Super Mario Moment @supermariomoment.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In the next week, we are recording episodes about: SUPER MARIO MAKER SUPER MARIO LAND WARIO LAND: SUPER MARIO LAND 3 Do you have any thoughts or specific questions about these games you have for us?
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👀
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s become very apparent that some of you were rooting for The Duke in Moulin Rouge.
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good night y’all
David laying on his pillow
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They have to compete with The Pitt!
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You cannot prepare yourself for my unhinged sequel thoughts
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This meeting could have been a unionized strike.
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester: Outstanding Glee Moment
Alt: Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester: Outstanding Glee Moment
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(If this isn't cerulean and you point that out, you're bullying me and I will cry.)
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David @dmuma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, it sucks when all the posts are either the hits, the pits, or the shits.
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