David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You mean this guy is on the side of protecting the wealthy? No way! 030
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When I first read the image text stating how, "I was born in June. Blind. Hairless. The size of a jellybean," I thought of how rough those early years must have been for Stephen Miller. 1165
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Another day on Bluesky, another round of pretty Asian girls with profile pics of them facing away from the camera. I'm so thirst-trapped by some internet rando using ChatGPT to write their posts that even my wife, an actual beautiful and talented Chinese woman, finds it amusing. #instablock 020
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 24/09/2026On a more positive note, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru turned into some pretty cool Halloween yard decorations. You won't find that quality of craftsmanship at Spirit Halloween. Take that, libs! 000
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cheech AKA Pedro De Pacas -- "I'm just a love ma-cheen." 000
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 21/09/2026kayfabe noun kay·fabe ˈkā-ˌfāb 1 : the tacit agreement between professional wrestlers and their fans to pretend that overtly staged wrestling events, stories, characters, etc., are genuine 010
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's part of the P.T. Barnum inspired hype train where big tech employs these tactics: 1) Selling "Sizzle" Over Steak 2) The "Too Dangerous to See" Tactic 3) The Illusion of Magic. 0121
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I will see your Bushism and raise it with this classic (stop me if you've heard this one before): "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." – George W. Bush 3273
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trump or J. Wellington Wimpy, who wore it better? Of course, you never see them together in the same room. Do you? 010
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Thanks for taking the trash out for us, Prez. 030
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I would have totally nailed every Bach and Mozart piece ever transcribed for guitar by now if it weren't for her. Seriously! 000
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 12/08/2026He-Man Woman Haters Club meetings have really taken a turn these days. 010
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Torquemada - do not beg him for mercy. Torquemada - do not ask him for forgiveness. Let's face it - you can't Torquemada anything! 000
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 05/08/2026MAGAts: DoN't CaLl Us FaScIsTs!!!1!!! WeR'E nOt A sQuArE!!1! WeR'e A rEcTaNgLe WiTh 4 SiDeS oF eQuAl LeNgTh!!1!! Also MAGAts: We NeEd FaScIsM!!1!!!! 010
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 31/07/2026As a lifelong atheist, I can still support this. 😅 020
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Fellow Kentuckians, Here's the new hotline in case anyone is still trying to contact Senator McConnell. 😉 000
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If the far right fails to draw comparisons to Mao and his mystical mangoes, then we will surely have antifa to blame for this gross oversight. 😜 000
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Just wait until naivE idiots realize what a ripoff Evian is when you can get water "like out of the toilet"... 010
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I played a three-hour set at this same club in Beijing maybe eight years ago. Their house band is pretty tight, and the food is also great. I think I may have found my backup band performing downstairs to my right, even though they don't know it yet. 🙂 020
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I present to you the 984th installment of: "Imagine the outrage if it were Biden that did this." #JakeTapperHasLeftTheBuilding 020
David Williams @dmtastudios.bsky.social · 20/04/2026"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a narcissistic megalomaniacal gameshow host who shits himself!" 020