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David M. Reiss, M.D.

@dmrdynamics.bsky.social
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Psychiatrist CA Qual Med Examiner MH Consultant Media: Politics/Society, PTSD Sports: Concussion/CTE Foundation, Pro-Wrestling All opinions PERSONAL POSTS (>>>15,000) SELF-DELETE 5-20 days NO: crypto/porn/gofund YES: geezer rock & dark snark

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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 5m
Thinking that computer algorithms coded by humans and are nothing but complex mathematical calculations - have the ability to "believe" anything IS PSYCHOTIC. No more sane than considering Mickey Mouse's or Snoopy have "beliefs", or that a slide-rule is capable of having "beliefs".
Mickey MouseSnoopyA slide rule
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 19h
I found the missing sixth photo!
Frankenstein monster
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She's attached to those yellow-orange shoes tighter than Dorothy was to her red ones...
Dorothy of Wizard of Oz with magic red slippers
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It all depends which way the wind is blowing... (pun intended)
Wind arrow with a golfer on top
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're opening a restaurant chain: "Concerned and Hungry" What could be tastier than racoon gonads sprinkled with road salt?
Road salt
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I seem to recall seeing her before🤔 Oh😲 Yes! 😱
Bride of Frankenstein
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would have done a better job:
A salt shaker
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy belated birthday! Coming up on the 25th anniversary of my 50th birthday, just purchased today:
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Keeping an eye on the sky, here in San Diego...
Riding the bomb scene from Dr. Strangelove
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And you stood by the wall it was attached to - or had a "telephone chair" beneath it. And we had enough font to use LETTERS in phone number: Growing up in The Bronx, KI-8-5843 (KI = Kingsbridge)
Rotary phone attached to the wallA vintage "telephone chair"
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Symbol for "null set"
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Should I make a call?
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, definitely. And hopefully very soon. (But I ain't holding my breath.) But perhaps in the meantime, one of these would help a bit (although they don't come in orange):
An infant's pacifier.
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Recalling the good ol' days...
KayPro computer
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He needs a hobby outside of politics.
A stamp collection book.People bird-watching
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Many people have told me - grown men, with tears in their eyes - that he ⬇️ absconded with all of those funds! (And that he is in the employ of someone named "Jared"...)
Waldo of "Where's Waldo?"
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Next, they do Louis XVI???
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Life can be so unfair and tragic - and beyond human understanding or control. During my time on AEW Medical Staff (2021-2025) I met so many (not necessarily for clinical reasons) who were bright, friendly, kind and respectful people IRL I'm honored and so saddened to include the four men.
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Waldo (Where's Waldo?)
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ditto GEICO on my car and Traveler's on my rental insurance. In fact, my rates have gone up over the years - does the Great and Magnificent OZ think that if I filed claims, they'd reduce my rates???
From the movie, photo of the Wizard of Oz
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ya gotta be f'n kidding me. (Which side of the "wall" will it be on???🤔)
A Chihuahua in a sombrero saying "Si"
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I found "his white house":
A small, wooden, white out-house
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More exciting - and MUCH more exciting - than JDV...
A game of Solitare on a phoneWinning a game of Solitaire on a phone
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Re-instate the Press Pool, but exclusively, with only one member, when he is available - and with him able to report exactly what he wants to say and how he wants to say it (I would think he might accept that assignment):
Photo of Stephen Cobert
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can't ignore priority #1:
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nominated for several "Y-m-me?" awards (sort of the bizarro world opposite of an Emmy).
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wizard of Oz Scare Crow Straw Man
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good you reminded me! I forgot to send Jr his wedding gift😱
Russian Cossack hot
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well, that IS the position/posture is dearly departed mother maintains on a golf course...
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Any given windmill, currently in existence or having existed in the past, have/had a much higher IQ than dear leader E.g., far intellectually superior to 47 ⬇️
Don Quixote approaching a windmill
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Have you asked Casper??? (and have you searched the roughs on all of 47's golf courses???)
Casper the Friendly GhostIvana Trump's grave on the golf course
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes! I saw him once at SPK. Saw Albatross multiple times in IL & NY ⬇️My first win - as 10% owner of a $10G claimer Hawthorne, January 10, 1977 (I thought 78) -10 degrees (-35 wind chill). Mile in 2:11.4, mile track. Races at AUR went in 2:20's (If Wells Fargo got the money -> track, we raced!)
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Barely any racing in IL now - it used to be probably the most active state, esp w harness racing. I put myself thru med school working ("official charter") at the Chicago tracks at night, thenCounty Fairs over the summer, incl Springfield & DuQuoin. Owned horses 1978-2008 Some of my press passes:
Harness race track press passes (from 40+ years ago)Harness race track press passes (from 40+ years ago)
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ah, the VERY old days... One week over 49 (😱) years ago (at least, not yet 50...) since I had a great time - close to your area? I was at the Hambos of 1974 through 1978.
Harness racing program form the DuQuoin State Fair, September 4, 1977 (when the raced the Hambletonian there)
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Actually, Mitch will be personally delivering the checks, going door-to-door!
A smiling ghost in front of a house
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Found a place for it (if there were a functioning FBI, or a functioning USPS...)
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It may not be dye. Possibly, it's the effect of rotting brain tissue leaking out...
A hand with fingers holding gooey brown sludge.
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Now, you can get FOUR pairs!
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So, we've formed an alliance with the Romulans???
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good to see we have the real estate moguls involved. I assume Flo from Progressive will be on the next flight?
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh, well - Hell hath not frozen over.
painting of the fires of hell
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Required reading:
Book cover  (from mythologysource.com) with the title "The Harpy: A complete guide" - with a picture of a wicked looking flying harpy with sharp claws
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When Charmin puts his pic on it's product, that may be worth a purchase...
A roll of toilet paper
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David M. Reiss, M.D. @dmrdynamics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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