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Drew Parton

@dmparton.bsky.social
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Psych professor, stats nerd, climber, skier, cat dad. He/Him/His.

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Drew Parton @dmparton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’ve been doing multiple “trick” psychology examples (false memories, availability heuristic, etc) in my 101 class and my students have begun to become overly suspicious.
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Drew Parton @dmparton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A meme showing a fictional emergency presidential alert saying “THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING”
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Drew Parton @dmparton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Teaching at a health college, I know that my psych courses are effectively mandatory side quests, but it’s incredibly heartwarming to get this from students.
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Drew Parton @dmparton.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Got to see the aurora borealis from our balcony
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Drew Parton @dmparton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Drew Parton @dmparton.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Got to watch some of my first students graduate this week. I’m so grateful for all my peers in the Gen Ed department.
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Drew Parton @dmparton.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Grades are submitted and it’s finally nice enough in Rochester to sit outside. First semester as faculty officially complete 🎉
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Drew Parton @dmparton.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Drew Parton @dmparton.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’ve never received a predatory journal invite quite this ominous and vaguely threatening…
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Drew Parton @dmparton.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
My stats-burnt brain read this as “Poisson Regression” at first 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Drew Parton @dmparton.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
What fresh hell is this?
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Drew Parton @dmparton.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
This came to me in a dream.
A picture depicting a “hand shake” meme wherein two seemingly disparate groups are united by a shared factor. Here, Mathematicians and Climbers are united by the shared trait “being very particular about chalk brands”
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