D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 19/04/2023Fountain of blood in the shape of a girl gf, bird on the brim hypnotized by the whirl bf 020
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 19/04/2023Who is this linda broad anyways and why these latinas all so obsessed with her 030
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 17/04/2023It would make my life so much easier as a drake hater if he would just stop dropping good music 370
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 17/04/20235 year plan: Get obscenely rich fall in love with a stripper fake my death overdose on drugs then actually die 130
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 14/04/2023Me pictured here opting out of analytics sharing on every single piece of software I install 090
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 14/04/2023Truly in my cooked sleep schedule era.. when I'm fucked up thats the real me fr 130
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 14/04/2023Ok I get what people were talking about the vibe being so positive on here now 180
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 13/04/2023Yo this card was horrible but the design went so fucking hard goddamn what were they cooking 2120
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 13/04/2023Bro I leave this place for half a day and youguys let a duck take over plus its not even heron smdh 1140
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 12/04/2023Updating my linkedin title to "Slaughter gang CEO" and refusing to elaborate 170
Reposted by D.M.MBryan Cheong @bryanc.bsky.social · 12/04/2023Good morning, good morning, let’s all go out and make some money!! 081
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 12/04/2023Starting a DMM groupchat on here except its just the replies to this post and all we do is say gm share memes and act really homoerotic Reply to this post to get in (literally you will already be in because thats the whole gc) 6130
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 12/04/2023Ok I stopped load shedding time to go jim and see if I can cure my depression and become funny again 0100
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 11/04/2023Bluesky answers the pressing question "what if there was a platform for guys who kiss their dad on the lips goodnight" 170
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 11/04/2023First date idea you tell me you love me (even though you don't love me) 030
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 11/04/2023Checking git logs on the monorepo at my new job and our product manager been crushing golang PRs 140
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 11/04/2023Have you guys seen that weird knockoff bollywood movie. I think its called cum dog millionaire 040
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 11/04/2023The first rule of bluesky is dont talk about bluesky The second rule is jk please tweet about it incessantly so I have more friends on here 170
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 11/04/2023So are youguys just using this as a staging env for your tweets or what 240
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 11/04/2023If you see a fake DMM on here spreading rumours that I have sex dont believe him its all lies 020
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 11/04/2023Like this post in 3 seconds or your mother dies instantly in her sleep 3140
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 10/04/2023Oh great another platform for @richy.bsky.social to notfollow me back on just what I needed 3190
D.M.M @dmm.bsky.social · 10/04/2023If I don't get 100 followers right now I'm gonna become the first person to kill himself on bluesky 190