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@dmglampers.bsky.social
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Ew. No. Just over here hanging out watching the circus. 🎪 No DMs and No fans only, please and thank you.

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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Think of all that money he wasted on the wisconsin supreme court race. I smile every time i think of it.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She looks like Edwina Munster
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This what happens when you hire your useless nephew to dig some dirt for your big gotchya moment. 😂😂
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get a siege-proof hovel.
Netherwilds song Siege Proof Hovel
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For many its not a game, its a religion. I love the year end highlight reels. The athleticism of some of these players is remarkable, but I am not going to waste time watching entire games. I have naps to take and books to read.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Speedball Planet Apes: Statue of Liberty Reveal
ALT: Speedball Planet Apes: Statue of Liberty Reveal
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She is the definition of failing up.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Its too late. The window of opportunity for him to do the right thing has come and gone. Anything he does at this point will merely be performative. He has tipped his hand. No intestinal fortitude.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dog food cold, fish hot.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is grotesque. He should be in a home or at home. Much like Diane Feinstein who was actively decaying and they dragged her to Washington because the GOP refused to let the Ds replace her on the committees she was assigned to.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok. But its a big sheet (of paper). 😂. Seriously though, It is remarkable.
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Daniel Labelle's Quick Bedsheet Fitting Trick
ALT: Daniel Labelle's Quick Bedsheet Fitting Trick
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What his mother should have done a long time ago.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Has to kill one bird with two stones.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A family trip literally burned into their memories. 105F 🔥 😂
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was always confused about that saying. I thought, “well, you will just have a piece of moldy cake. What a waste of cake!” Especially since we rarely got sweets - it was a real tragedy to a kid. Now it finally makes sense. 😂
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Was on the phone, distracted, while making choc chip cookies once and forgot to put the eggs in. Baked them and they were still really good, but had a cake-like texture. I called them choc chip ‘cakeys’ - and you could eat the dough without worrying. A win-win. 🙂
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That or his diaper was leaking as he was walking away from her.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Sure Jan
ALT: Sure Jan
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Its probably some exhausted full-time worker. Must be nice to leisurley stroll around mid-day on a Tuesday. If you can shop in the middle of the week, why are you there clogging it up for the people that can only get there on weekends??! Rude. 😆
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Be Ungovernable. 😇
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sounds like someone got a used condom stuck to the sole of their shoe and didnt know it.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gas/diesel went up.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They trained you well. 🐿️ 😄
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rode the escalators up from the train station into the Marienplatz. Dragged the suitcases 1/3 mile over cobblestones to the Hotel Am Sendlingor Tor. Loved all of it. Fascinating. Great little hotel. All while not wearing blindingly white ‘I am a tourist!’ tennis shoes. 😂
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Chatgpt has a sense of humor.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Look at that POS dirtying that creek water.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fetterman lived off his daddy until well into his 40’s and then was transferred from the parental boob to the government teat. Why is anyone surprised that this peter-principled peter pan is still a selfish teenager?
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He is a scumbag. Lock him up!
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Corned beef smells like comparative anatomy class. That is all.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They sell that jam at HomeGoods sometimes.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When are the adults in the Epstein files going to be charged?
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is how you get military coups. Very dangerous.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Double exposure? 😄
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My Dads milkman used a horse drawn wagon. When they got to the end of the block, the horse knew to go around the corner to the next street as the milkman, who had taken two orders, would cut through the yards and meet up with him.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Pokey Where
ALT: Pokey Where
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Raw eggs
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The physician has to give it his best guess for ‘death in 6 months or less’. Its not an exact science. We had some people that rallied and lasted longer. Sometimes we would discharge them from hospice and they would re-enroll later when they got worse. RFK jr is not just dangerous. He is dumb too.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Use duck duck go
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Look more closely
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Making movies to make money.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Darn!
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Maher is past his prime - smelling his own farts and declaring them roses. He is now just your old, crotchety neighbor yelling at you to get off his lawn. #retire #outoftouch
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There have been recent changes to Canadian citizenship rules. “Canada updated its citizenship-by-descent laws through Bill C-3, effective December 15, 2025, which eliminates the old first-generation limit and expands passport eligibility to individuals with more distant Canadian ancestry.”
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
With the precision of a grand house dining room table setting - someone spent a lot of time arranging those chairs. Great photo.
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just a small-fry, white collar distraction they will say is a paperwork oops! designed to make you look ‘over there!’ Now ask how much they got after giving those $$billions$$ for Alligator Alcatraz to their developer buddy to put up a white party tent with some chain link fencing in the swamp?
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Beautiful!
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dmglampers.bsky.social @dmglampers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Like an undocumented kid, except that he is hiding in the lap of luxury - or more likely ‘hiding’ in Switzerland.
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