[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 02/10/2026Ah guys I'm already tired. #wiesn2026 #oktoberfest #augustinerzelt 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 08/09/2026Or as Americans will probably call it soon "b. coli" 001
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 07/09/2026Look if you're gonna take your kid from an atheist house to a Christian Kindergarten in Germany... Pick the one with art of multicultural #BlackJesus. 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 12/08/2026Guys I didn't think Germany even knew who #FuManchu was. Thus is so dope. #imWizemann #Stuttgart 100
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 18/07/2026American football is bigger than I expected in Neu-Ulm. #GoSpartans 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 16/06/2026An anti Nazi dissident pastor, against the genocidal persecution of Jews!? WELL WE CAN'T HAVE THAT NOW CAN WE BRANDON 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 15/04/2026When people at work ask if I'm "going anywhere fun this weekend" 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 17/03/2026we should really just start making these everytime they're pieces of shit ok i'm just now realizing we'd have no time for anything else 024
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 04/03/2026I mean I knew my local gas station did surge pricing but I was not expecting military surges tbh 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 26/02/2026guys what the heck else are you doing with these robot vacuums fer chrissakes 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 17/02/2026After all these years on this planet in a few different legal systems, I still don't understand how this is possible. 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 16/02/2026Sure, he was Canadian but he was a Sabre. Like Tim Horton. 110
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 19/01/2026Looks like Dem leadership aren't the only ones still stuck in the "this is all still pretty normal" universe. 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 01/01/2026Best thing about living in Germany? New Year's from your bedroom window is even pretty dope. #FrohesNeues 020
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 24/12/2025Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, no matter which day. 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 08/12/2025Getting to see #Clutch at a venue smaller than the 930 Club is... an experience. #Muenchen #BackstageWerk 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 03/12/2025Guys I don't think I can make the commute from Bavaria. 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 14/11/2025Oh Yeah? I ended 9 wars around a globe... uh TODAY. Yeah, before lunch even. That's right. 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 12/11/2025But that's not important, what's important is when I was reading up on it on wikipedia, I saw this 100
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 07/11/2025had to go find a bandcamp email from 2015 to check my login and 10 years ago it told me to check out @kimkelly.bsky.social 120
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 05/11/2025How are we not past the age of headline writing where we assign intent to people that surely don't fuckin' have it 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 30/10/2025i think the @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social needs stricter enforcement on proper installation because this poor guy didn't do sh*t. 000
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 25/10/2025Always good to see guitar diety @alexskolnick.bsky.social and Testament. Great show tonight 🤘🏻 🤘🏻 020
[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 17/10/2025Also Vance: "I myself dabbled in nazism once. Not in the open, of course." 010