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@dmfarley.com
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Late '70s born, antitheistic, politically ornery, doctorally degreed American engineer, now in Deutschland. From Buffalo. And DC, kinda.

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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 02/10/2026
Ah guys I'm already tired. #wiesn2026 #oktoberfest #augustinerzelt
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 14/09/2026
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 13/09/2026
#GoBills
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 08/09/2026
Guys this is my first time in Finnland. #helsinki
Some weird giant hand lamps in the park by finnlandia hall
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 08/09/2026
Or as Americans will probably call it soon "b. coli"
Unfortunate German produce label splitting the vegetable name as 
"broc
coli".
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 07/09/2026
Look if you're gonna take your kid from an atheist house to a Christian Kindergarten in Germany... Pick the one with art of multicultural #BlackJesus.
Triptych paintings of Black Jesus doing the loaves and fishes bit with multicultural kids. And some blond guy.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 03/09/2026
star wars implied qwertee tshirt design that reads "rebel scum since 1977" with a sweet xwing hidden in the stripes
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 12/08/2026
So fun.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 12/08/2026
Guys I didn't think Germany even knew who #FuManchu was. Thus is so dope. #imWizemann #Stuttgart
Stage gir the Club im Wizemann showing the Fu Manchu backdrop
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 18/07/2026
American football is bigger than I expected in Neu-Ulm. #GoSpartans
A sizeable crowd watches the Neu Ulm Spartans host the Nürnberg Rams in an American football game.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 16/06/2026
An anti Nazi dissident pastor, against the genocidal persecution of Jews!? WELL WE CAN'T HAVE THAT NOW CAN WE BRANDON
Dietrich Bonhoeffer (German: ['di:tBIQ bonhø:fel 1) 9; 4 February 1906 - 9 April 1945) was a German Lutheran pastor, neo-orthodox theologian and anti-Nazi dissident who was a key founding member of the Confessing Church. His writings on Christianity's role in the secular world have become widely influential; his 1937 book The Cost of Discipleship is described as a modern classic.[1] Apart from his theological writings, Bonhoeffer was known for his staunch resistance to the Nazi dictatorship, including vocak opposition to Nazi euthanasia program and genocidal persecution of Jews. [2] He was arrested in April 1943 by the Gestapo and imprisoned at Tegel Prison for a year and a half. Later, he was transferred to Flossenbürg
concentration camp.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 15/04/2026
When people at work ask if I'm "going anywhere fun this weekend"
SharePoint site info box telling us that the page "Home" is popular with visitors.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 31/03/2026
like many companies, paypal plays fast and loose with the definition of "agreements"Paypal, played here by Darth Vader, says "I've altered the deal. Pray I don't later it further".
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 17/03/2026
we should really just start making these everytime they're pieces of shit ok i'm just now realizing we'd have no time for anything else
Picture of Hassett and his dumb face with his quote "It would hurt consumers" and "but that's really the last of our concerns right now" above and below like the old skool meme format
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 04/03/2026
I mean I knew my local gas station did surge pricing but I was not expecting military surges tbh
Gas prices in a small city in Bavaria over the last 3 days, showing a total baseline jump of 20 euro cents per liter, which is about 80 USD cents per gallon.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 02/03/2026
Levar, not drake. "obliterated last year"? now hold on there. "omg so close now" that's it!
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 02/03/2026
"BUILD AN EMPIRE" reads a Monopoly game themed poster over this d'bag's shoulder.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 26/02/2026
guys what the heck else are you doing with these robot vacuums fer chrissakes
ad: "Robot vacuums for every need"
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 17/02/2026
After all these years on this planet in a few different legal systems, I still don't understand how this is possible.
"We're making some changes to our legal agreements that will apply to you" says an email for an account with a money handling company. And yet you cannot say no. Which means it's not an agreement. And it sure as hell ain't legal.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 16/02/2026
Sure, he was Canadian but he was a Sabre. Like Tim Horton.
Larry Playfair #27, drafted 13th overall by the Buffalo Sabres in 1978.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 28/01/2026
um, I'm sorry, I was told he's 'back' though?
breathless clickbaity headline on an LA Times article from "Stacy Perman" reads "How once-exiled filmmaker Brett Ratner staged a Hollywood comeback with 'Melania'" which does not mention being exiled due to his shitty work conditions oh and all the sexual harassments.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 28/01/2026
the fuck do you even do all day, Durbin
article snip showing the news report of the death of the girl in the original post... from july 20, 2023.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 22/01/2026
Bog Boy Patch for super tough big muscle ICE commandos in their.... uh... jungle camo in the snow.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 19/01/2026
Looks like Dem leadership aren't the only ones still stuck in the "this is all still pretty normal" universe.
snip from the Guardian article: "But at an emergency press conference in Downing Street, he said that despite Trump's threats, he did not think the US president was genuinely considering taking military action in the Arctic territory."
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 12/01/2026
New video of ICE shooting just dropped
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 01/01/2026
Best thing about living in Germany? New Year's from your bedroom window is even pretty dope. #FrohesNeues
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 24/12/2025
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, no matter which day.
Aan out of focus Tannenbaum in the background, evidence on a plate of a mostly eaten carrot and cookie bits leftover.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 19/12/2025
no thank you
Combine my sex and race
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 09/12/2025
#ComeWithMeeeeeeeee
Anti-influencer Daadi Snack Guy famous for saying "Soooo Come with meeeee..." in a parody influencer vocal affectation.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 08/12/2025
President Tommy Flanagan
Ironical Trump Supporter Jon Lovitz, portraying pathological liar Tommy Flanagan on SNL's Weekend Update
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 08/12/2025
Getting to see #Clutch at a venue smaller than the 930 Club is... an experience. #Muenchen #BackstageWerk
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 05/12/2025
X logo. grafitti'd. with "haken" at the tips of the lines.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 03/12/2025
Guys I don't think I can make the commute from Bavaria.
Dear D-- M-- FARLET, Juror ID: --
Please find attached an electronic summons notifying you that you ahve been selected for grand jury duty beginning February 13, 2026 at 8:30AM through March 20, 2026. You will also receive a mailed summons in the coming weeks.

Please go to www.dccourts.gov/jurorservices and complete your questionnaire.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 17/11/2025
pick one? ONE? impossible.
Living Colour - StainSavatage - Edge of ThornsTool - SoberType o Negative - Bloody Kisses
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 15/11/2025
Not be be confused with Belgian Kwak
Belgian beer Kwak alongside its signature glass with wooden stand.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 14/11/2025
Oh Yeah? I ended 9 wars around a globe... uh TODAY. Yeah, before lunch even. That's right.
ironically, Trump supporting Jon Lovitz doing Pathological Liar Tommy FlaNAgan on SNL's Weekend Update, hosted by fellow embarrassment Dennis Miller. "yeahhhhh that's the ticket"
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 12/11/2025
aaand immediately thought
Severus Snape is Suspicious
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 12/11/2025
But that's not important, what's important is when I was reading up on it on wikipedia, I saw this
"Martin's biographer, Sulpicius Severus,"
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 07/11/2025
had to go find a bandcamp email from 2015 to check my login and 10 years ago it told me to check out @kimkelly.bsky.social
Welcome to Bandcamp! Explore the collections of these fans whose tastes are similar to yours...
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 05/11/2025
How are we not past the age of headline writing where we assign intent to people that surely don't fuckin' have it
AP sez "Mamdani supporters dance - and await Trump's reaction" OH DO THEY
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 04/11/2025
welp.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 30/10/2025
i think the @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social needs stricter enforcement on proper installation because this poor guy didn't do sh*t.
Failed light protector bollard at the Netto.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 29/10/2025
#NaziTwist
NPH in Starship Troopers which no one seems to realize showed the humans as the bad guys
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 27/10/2025
Gi-raffe or rabbit?
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 25/10/2025
Always good to see guitar diety @alexskolnick.bsky.social and Testament. Great show tonight 🤘🏻 🤘🏻
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 21/10/2025
White House, external. From 2006's Idiocracy.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 17/10/2025
also www.dw.com/en/afd-in-th...
Jan Wenzel Schmidt 
Jan Wenzel Schmidt posed confidently for the AfD party youth making 
the white power salute Of white supremacists. As a member Of the 
Bundestag, he has employed a neo-Nazi and an avowed fascist as his 
office worker. AfD members in his home state Of Saxony accused him 
of lying and blackmail. He sidestepped a motion to vote him Out of 
office by moving to the national level in the Bundestag.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 17/10/2025
Also Vance: "I myself dabbled in nazism once. Not in the open, of course."
a stylized Walter Sobchak, portrayed by John Goodman, leaning over to tell us about his dalliances with nonviolence.
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 25/09/2025
Starbucks was never actually good, you guys.

meme of the kid pointing to a giant blank writing pad with his marker where you can fill in text like "The best time to stop going to Starbucks was the first time you want to Starbucks. the second best time is now."
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[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 25/09/2025
oh well duh. 😆
Reported by
They Might Be Giants
(not pictured: this happened 11 hours before I opened by stupid piehole, so to speak)
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