DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Ever notice how lawful neutral is nearly just as bad as lawful evil? 180
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I live in literally the reddest state in the country. Nobody here gives a fuck if you say “Happy Holidays.” I’m so exhausted by this manufactured outrage. 0100
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 15/12/2025All those mom jokes in It are gonna hit different now after Welcome to Derry season 1. 020
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Gotta give the It movies props: it’s the first time in a franchise a horror film was followed by a comedy. 220
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Well. Pluribus is the best thing I’ve watched this year. But duh. 030
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 14/11/2025We’re all about to go from “Release the files!” to “Who’s Bubba?” 130
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Weird project idea: a book of learning spellcasting done in the style of a high school textbook. 060
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Watching Democrats do politics is like watching Ralph Wiggum play chess. 0101
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Shelley Duvall gave the best performance in The Shining. If it wasn’t for her, the other performances would have felt downright goofy. 0110
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Sourdough starter is the closest thing to a real life Lovecraftian horror there is. The fuck you mean you have a jar of wild fungus that you have to feed every day that will occasionally reward you with bread? 092
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 02/11/2025XAN•THO•PHO•BI•A. Xanthophobia is a rare phobia characterized by an intense and irrational fear of the color yellow. It is a type of specific phobia, which is a type of anxiety disorder. 031
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Writing a “letters to the editor” section for one of my Fifth Edition D&D books. Ask me anything about 5e or TTRPGs in general! 👇 031
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 30/10/2025If you could have anyone DM a game for you, who would you choose? 242
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 24/10/2025The damage a trap does is inversely proportional to how hard it is to spot and avoid. The more damage, the easier to spot. Pit trap. Hard to spot. Deals minor damage. Big gem held in the mouth of a (trapped) statue surrounded by skeletons reaching for it. Easy to spot. Big damage. 051
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Quick dungeon room population tool using a bell curve. Roll 2d6: Range 2 to 12, 2 being extremely dangerous and 12 is very safe/helpful. 7 is an empty room. Results divisible by 3 have treasure. Even numbers are encounters. Odd numbers are traps, hazards, obstacles. 0102
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 22/10/2025How to quickly design a village: 1) Make a map. Use watabou.itch.io. It’s got villages, towns, and regions.watabou.itch.iowatabou 181
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Just had an eBay buyer leave negative feedback because we “used the cheapest shipping available.” We actually spent 150% more than the buyer paid for. Didn’t even contact us. I have to deal with shit like this every fucking day and it’s exhausting. 160
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 17/10/2025365 Days of Villages 13/365: Mistwood A thriving crusader outpost where tensions run high between the human and fey-touched populations. 150
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 16/10/2025365 Days of Villages 12/365: Millfiend A fertile valley village overshadowed by a cursed windmill that no one dares speak of, save for a hidden cult that feeds it blood and fear. 160
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 15/10/2025365 Days of Villages 11/365: Ironwood Ironwood is an isolated, web-choked village ruled from the shadows by Spinnera, whose spies and servants ensure no secret escapes its twisted trees. 160
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Weird thing I just picked up on (and hella niche). Forbidden Psalm lets you create characters using two combinations of stat modifiers: +3, +1, +0, -3 OR +2, +2, -1, -2 Between those sets are 36 potential combinations. A d66 table also offers 36 combinations. So you can random with a d66 table 020
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I have two goals right now: 1) Finish past projects (getting closer every day) 2) Just Passing Through to 100 books (this will, by my calculations, create more pages of content then all Forgotten Realms content combined) 150
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 14/10/2025365 Days of Villages 10/365: Highgate Highgate is a soot-stained dwarven mining village in the Shattercrags, ruled by the Mining Guild and torn between relentless silver production, dangerous flooded tunnels, and rising union unrest. 180
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 12/10/2025365 Days of Villages 9/365: Havenmoor A fog-shrouded swamp village devoted to the Whispering Willow, a sentient tree whose fading strength has turned its visions into nightmares. 150
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 12/10/2025365 Days of Villages 8/365: Greystone A young spark carved from copper and stone. 160
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 11/10/2025365 Days of Villages 7/365: Fernwood Where axes bite deep, but the forest bites back. 150
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 10/10/2025365 Days of Villages 6/365: Fairmeadow A cheerful village on the plains, shadowed by a graveyard far too large. 1100
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Hot take: the only people who say “quality over quantity” have never been professional content creators. 150
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I think I just wanna be nice online from now on. If someone is mean, I’ll just act dumb and say something nice back. I’m too exhausted to be so mad all the time. Who knows, maybe it’ll catch on? 3310
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 09/10/2025365 Days of Villages 5/365: Edgewater A bustling island harbor of stone and sails, where trade thrives and sea monsters lurk beneath the waves. 151
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 08/10/2025365 Days of Villages 4/365: Daleton A village divided, its streets turned to battlegrounds, its shrine defiled, and its people trapped between warlords and wolves 140
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Here’s a challenge for you all. I’m a writer. A prolific one. So, here’s what’s up: for every like this post gets between now and tomorrow morning, I’ll write a word. Keep in mind my record is ~17,000. What do you say? 2292
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 07/10/2025After doing a bit of research into medieval demographics, particularly France. I worked out that there is: 1 capital 6 hub cities 72 trade towns 480 villages If I dedicate 384 pages to the capital book, 192 for each hub, 192 per 12 towns, and 192 per 20 villages… 140
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I’m just going to make locations with attached adventures forever. Every time I hit 196 pages, I’ll turn it into a book, so every two weeks or so. 🫡 Just Passing Through forever! 030
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 07/10/2025365 Days of Villages 3/365: Cedarvale A thriving coastal village of bright boats and bustling trade, masking whispered fears of creatures from the sea. 160
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 06/10/2025365 Days of Villages 2/365: Blackthorn A village of silence and strain, overshadowed by the brooding manor that watches from the hill. 151
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Lacking time to create content for your Tabletop RPG game? Players love going "off mission", exploring side paths, or wandering around your sandbox. Creating everything you need for a village without making it feel too vague or undercooked is impossible. Those detours require detail. 110
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 05/10/2025365 Days of Villages 1/365: Birchwood A weary village by forest and sea, where silence lingers heavier than the salt wind and every face bears the weight of unseen affliction. 1143
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 05/10/2025So, Just Passing Through is my bestselling books ever. Thus, I’m putting them in hardcover and extending them. Today, I decided to put them all to a map. Here it is. 0142
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I used to be afraid that we were falling into a dictatorship. But after catching a few clips of Hegseth’s unbelievably cringey speech in front of the generals, it’s obvious who we’re dealing with… Losers. Huge fucking losers. Like dweebs, man. JFC they are so lame. Sooo fucking lame. 0164
DMDave @dmdave.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Alien: Earth’s reminds me of the Warren Ellis’ limited comic series, Supergod, where there’s all these weird but powerful and dangerous scientifically created beings vying for dominion. 030
