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Dave M

@dmalted.bsky.social
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Clumsy oaf. SciFi and comics nerd. Cat Uncle. Perpetually grumpy. I have a good sense of direction (even though I feel completely lost). "We ain’t living, we’re just trying to survive”

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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very undignified.
A gray and striped cat with green eyes lies upside down on a bed, a mouse on one side and a rainbow-striped toy with googly-eyes on the other.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hokey smoke!
"Hokey smoke!" it's Bullwinkle's pal, Rocky The Flying Squirrel!
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post your favorite Disney character.
Herbie, The Love Bug
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Giant Space Baby’s gonna stop you
A space baby, a rocket ship, and a rectangle superimposed over Jupiter
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Some cats just need their caffeine fix. Tiger does this every morning.
A gray and black striped cat dips her paw into my coffee mug for her morning caffeine fix.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
Whisps of white clouds fill an intense blue sky and diffuse the light from the hot Florida sun.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Name your favorite scene from a Star Wars film. "Luke, we are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters."
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There were random Superman and Batman books, but I have no memory of which ones. I know I read the Star Trek: TMP special. Star Wars #53 was the first comic I ever held on to. The cover was cool, had a badass Leia on a solo mission. Cliffhanger ending; it took me 20 years to find the second part.
Cover of Marvel comic Star Wars #53. An unconscious Princess Leia is being carried away by a white-armored Stormtrooper. A Tie Bomber waits in an alien-orange sky above them.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Rob Delaney has diarrhea every day.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Dave McKean did the artwork for Stephen King's fourth Dark Tower book, "Wizard and Glass", and I've always loved this one.
"Of the three of them, only Roland saw her"
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Crash it like the cool kids.
Calvin & Hobbes surprise Susie's tea party
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ripley, in "Aliens", telling the Colonial Marines about her previous experience with the alien. "Kane seemed fine..."
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I got Mamdani, too. I ain't mad about it.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm building a team
William Shatner IS Captain James T. KirkWilliam Shatner IS J.T. HookerWilliam Shatner IS Denny CraneWilliam Shatner IS that nut who saw a Gremlin
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
🎶 IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGELS, FLY AWAY FROM HERE 🎶
Rest In Peace, Super Patriotic Dolphin. Another innocent lost to this shit-show of an Administration.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
See a dinosaur—post a dinosaur!
Roadside billboard with a T-Rex dinosaur on one side and text that reads "We are having BIG FUN on URANUS" on an orange background.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We didn't own a VCR until Christmas 1985. I was Star Trek obsessed by then, so these two were the first tapes we bought. I played them until they wore out and snapped.
Original VHS copy of Star Trek II: The Wrath Of KhanOriginal VHS copy of Star Trek III: The Search For Spock
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
RIP David Hockney. His "Pearblossom Highway" was always one of my favorites.
David Hockney's photo-collage, "Pearblossom Highway"
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I loved a lot of his work, but "Pearblossom Highway" was always one of my favorites.
David Hockney's photocollage, "Pearblossom Highway"
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Stuff them with blue cheese, wrap them in bacon, and bake. Delicious.
A plate of blue cheese-stuffed dates wrapped in crispy bacon.Close up of blue cheese-stuffed dates wrapped in crispy bacon, skewered by a tooth pick.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Rest In Peace, Dulce. You were the prettiest princess, and a sweet, sweet girl.
A white Havanese puppy with a pompadour rests atop a black leather sofaA Havanese pup in a pretty dress with a flower clip in her hair awaits her loyal subjectsA white Havanese pup with an orange bow sits exhausted after a romp in the park
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yeah, I know he got better, but at the time, this wrecked me.
Spock: "I have been... and ever shall be... your friend. Live long... and prosper..."

Kirk: "No..."
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Looooong before the Game Boy, there was the Nintendo Game & Watch.
Donkey Kong Jr 80's handheld game. Grab the key, jump the vines to avoid the birds and lockjaws, free your Pop.Mario Bros. 80's handheld game. Before they were plumbers, they worked in a bottle shipping company. Shift the pallets to the higher conveyor belt and onto the truck without dropping them.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Just a schmear is all you need, really.
A sliced everything bagel with a little schmear of cream cheese sandwiched between it.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Happy SW day to you too!
Scene with Luke, Han, and Obi Wan's faces replacing their Hardware Wars doppelgängers.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Happy Alien Day! #AlienDay
The shadow of a xenomorph threatening an orange kitty.A xenomorph enjoying a playground ride.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character(s). Wrong answers only.
Despite his protests, Worf, Data and Geordi are Robin Hood's Merry Men on a very special episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
pic of Kermit the Frog cheating on that pig woman with an ugly bulldog seductively mounted on top of him.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers take their victory march after defeating Dr. Emilio Lizardo and the evil alien invaders from the eighth dimension.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Breakfast bunny failed, once again, to bring me chocolate and jelly beans for the holiday, so Happy Easter, I guess.
A mousey-brown and white rabbit with pink ears and velvety fur stands on its hind legs, demanding carrots.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy Fool’s Day #Peanuts
Peanuts strip. Lucy threatens to pull an April Fool’s Day prank on Charlie Brown and says there’s nothing he can do about it.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"Other Worlds Than These". Can't wait.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
He failed the eye test and got disqualified from Dune-ing.
R2-D2 trips over a speed bump.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If it's been sitting in the leftover cereal bowl milk, yes. She's more interested in sampling my coffee, though. And my first cat LOVED McDonalds fries.
A gray and black-striped vat samples my morning coffee.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
She will finish my coffee before I get a chance to.
A gray and black-striped cat dips her paw into a mug of coffee
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
First ever attempt at deep dish. Expected a disaster, but kind of impressed with the results.🍕 #pizza
Two Chicago-style deep dish pizza. Golden crust,  white mozzarella cheese popping thru bright red tomatoes, and a sprinkling of green basil.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Too late, man.
Donkey Kong has been defeated.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
For Furry Friends Friday, I present to you: Tiger. The first cat I have ever met who needs her morning coffee fix. #cats
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The one my uncle used fixed his headache.
A white boat with red sails drifts along calm, blue water. The top half of one of the passengers is missing, leaving his legs and light-blue shorts behind.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
A cold day in Hell. #Florida #FreezingMyAssOff
Screenshot of the current freezing temperatures in Florida An early morning scene with the sun just starting to rise
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Gabriel Walta cover to Black Hammer / Justice League 4. Batman sits alone atop a large, rusted weathervane, the Justice League logo on its tail fin. He is hunched over, arms resting on his knees, waiting for action where there is none, in a grey and black costume, his purple-lined black cape blowing in the breeze. All set in front of a serene green and yellow sky.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Saw this one on the bad site
Jabba The Hut, wearing a red MAGA hat, presents Trump with a trophy of a man frozen in carbonite
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Delaware River, Narrowsburg, NY
The Delaware River, taken from the observation deck in Narrowsburg, NY. A lone fisherman in a motorboat sits in the middle of calm, clear-blue water, wisps of clouds reflecting on its surface. Trees on the distant shore-line show off their bright autumn colors.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I miss when they used to sell glasses.
A set of drinking glasses from The Empire Strikes BackA set of drinking glasses from Star Trek 3: The Search For Spock
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
🥂 Have a healthy and a happy 2026 🥂
The words "Happy New Year!" are written in wet sand on a beach shore.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
cover to Tom Petty's "Wildflowers"
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Superman and The Long Walk
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Charlie Brown and Violet are having a funny conversation while walking home from playing in a sandbox.
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Pink clouds and last light. #Florida #clouds #sunset #photography
wispy, pink clouds float in a darkening blue sky above the treetops
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Dave M @dmalted.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
If you see this, post a comics cover you love.
Gabriel Walta cover to Black Hammer / Justice League 4. Batman sits alone atop a large, rusted weathervane, the Justice League logo on its tail fin. He is hunched over, arms resting on his knees, waiting for action where there is none, in a grey and black costume, his purple-lined black cape blowing in the breeze. All set in front of a serene green and yellow sky.
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