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Daniel Lincoln Nolting

@dlinolt.bsky.social
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Artist, Librarian, Teacher, Bassist, Dad, Son, Brother, Husband, owned by dog, dogged by own

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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 22h
There are 2 Jacuzzi spokeswomen. I think we’d all prefer the shorter one with curves
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cmon Hollywood do your thing
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The idiot abides
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She looks like one of those Russian escorts that usually stand behind him at rallies
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not to make light of anything but is there a Comedy Club for Special Needs that he’s trying out this material for?
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The smear mission never ceases to amaze me. How can they call themselves Christians? I halfway expect to hear that “all democrats have been infused with a demon chip during vaccines” or something to that effect before the midterms
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@bsky.art Lunch (pen on paper)
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s fantasizing about gay strip clubs again
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The performance went south, but she stayed loyal to the ‘aghast’ pose
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...the Serenity of the Tasmanian Devil ...
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s like they’re oblivious to live T.V….
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Makes me want to throw-up in Sen. Kennedy's mouth ...
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI isn’t going to kill humans. It will just speed up the inevitable codependency chaos. It’ll spark a massive withdrawal from all tech. Sales will crumble. They are scrambling to temper a way to keep their money making products infinitely profitable.
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trail of the Forsaken Isthmus
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our president is a vegetable
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We shouldn't waste the spectre on another impeachment. After he's out of office he'll get caught doing something else. He can't stay clean
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Solana Cat Dance Meme
ALT: Solana Cat Dance Meme
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"We need to blame everyone else for everything! It's their fault!"
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He truly is the worst of us. The only sympathizers/supporters that remain of his cons are those who seriously need mental health assistance.
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Alright, how much is Kleenex paying you? Great talk re EE
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Code #Psychotic Disorder DSM-5 298.8 (F23)
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do they really believe their lies? Is Steven Miller just giving them talking points? Nobody is this stupid
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Strong request from military “? Is he watching F-troop again?
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Cocoa Puffs Cereal Commercial
ALT: Cocoa Puffs Cereal Commercial
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
F-that. When’s the Unplug Date?
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Blanche displayed two tells that nobody’s talking about: that “they want to put Trump in jail for rest of his life”; is not as big a driving factor for the left (just want justice) as for them. And “nobody cares about this” is this administration’s flawed mantra that enables the blatant corruption.
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
… it’s the WAY that humans use machines that will continue the slow boil (ie the softening of ‘history’)
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Animals were here before us. They will be here after us. It’s kinda up to them
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chronic opportunism. A fly sh*ts on a sidewalk and he’ll come up with a way to capitalize on it
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
sideways sentimentality
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Worlds worst comedian/preacher/carney/salesman / / / / person.
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Texas should be proud
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He’s so damaged and dumb that he thinks he’ll be the next Trump. Probably will
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The slippery half-lies are starting to catch up with themselves
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I would argue it began when he first rode out of something else...
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
At what point do we begin to totally ignore the trolling?
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jimmy Page cigarette break
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Unfounded fears are the most compounded
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mikey got a coin!
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
KACA (Keep America Crazy Again)
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Welcome back, big dog!
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
we're about two weeks away from him declaring all pets to be deported
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
gawd they'd all kill each other
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Its the epidemic of delivering really stupid thoughts disguised as really bad stand-up
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In Pittsburgh we say Yinz
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Is… is that Scott Bessit?
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
boo
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We could and should destroy Amazon #boycottamazon
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Well color me hog-wash wild and shiver my nipple-dimps-that that race ain’t solve a ding dong thankg
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s like an obese whale trying to pick a fight with a sparrow
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