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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 14h

After Season 4, Richmond needs a coach. Roy Kent's leaving for Chelsea.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 17h

Let's also outlaw wearing two polo shirts at the same time.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Honestly, they could do worse. Patrick seemed to trust him, he averaged 18 or 20 yards a catch as a Chief, was usually good for a long ball or two each game. And he wouldn't be coming in with no knowledge of the playbook.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

How many stains can Norway endure on their reputation before they just dissolve their country?

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"Surrender" seems to be the multi-syllable word Donny Batshit can't come up with.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If they were going to bring in someone who's new to the offense, they've wasted a week that they could've been learning the playbook. Could be that no one wants to trade with them?

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

He hasn't shown much so far in his career, that's for damn sure.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Did Gulf Coast Republicans vote for the cuts to FEMA, or was that all DOGE? Just asking this morning for no particular reason.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Here's a thought, Donny Batshit--If you're worried about getting impeached, stop committing impeachable offenses. Better yet, take Bribe Force One to a country with no extradition treaties, and never come back.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The Secretary of Testosterone should have to do the deed himself. It's only fitting that the Second Manliest Man in the Nation should carry out the sentence.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

How many firing squads to compensate for over 200 murders off the South American coast?

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeah, I'm sure that'll work out just fine. Bluster's Last Stand.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The technical term for asking Trump to apologize is "pissing up a rope." Never has, and he never will.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The TV channels that "sold" him that air time know there isn't a chance in hell they'll ever get paid, right?

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Batshit-in-Chief has slurred his wisdom! So let it be done!

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If Dems take the House and Senate, the first priority should be nullifying the Big Beautiful Boondoggle. All the atrocities will kick in after the Dems take over, they'll get blamed for them by people who don't know any better, and in 2028 the Regressives will be right back in business.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I hope he's on the road 24-7. By Election Day they'll be wheeling him out like Mitch.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And how much did Fox pay to end the lawsuit over 2020 election lies, Harris?

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yeah, he's done. Thornton and Rice the same game, Thornton for the year.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Doesn't Iran pay attention when Trump tells them how badly they're losing?

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

RFK Jr can ignore this as well as he ignores every other disease.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Uncle Dingus, tell us again how you discovered the true spelling of "dumb" as an 80-year old.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

'Up is down, black is white, west is east, the Atlantic is the now the Pacific, and i am a great President. It's as plain as the bruises on my hand."

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And it's probably even worse , because most of the time the numbers get revised downward a couple weeks later.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A more dignified presentation will definitely bring Iran to their knees.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And in other news, Rick's Pony Farm denies thst a deal is in the works for the government to gift a pony to every child in America.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"What do you want for dinner, kids?' "Pizza!" "Barbed wire!" "Surely we can meet in the middle."

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Chuckthuselah still has bitter memories of witnessing Bully Brooks beating up Charles Sumner on the Senate floor.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"We have no platform, no ideas, no accomplishments, and no plans to do anything other than enrich ourselves at the public's expense. But our opponents claim to care about people other than themselves! How weird is that?"

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You better believe they'll somehow be making money off the deal.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They live in a bubble. They represent only other bubble dwellers. Everything they do is a performance for fellow bubble-dwellers.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Remember when Eric Berry was day-to-day for an entire season, then played damn near every snap of a playoff game?

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yes, Schitty Schmitty was indeed that bad as the Missouri AG.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇬🇱⚾️🇩🇰🐶🇨🇦📚🇺🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Guyliner-in-Chief and Schitty Schmitty actually are a pretty good match. They could give Alf Landon or Mondale a run for Electoral College glory.

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