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Pork Shoulderman

@dkendall.bsky.social
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mine might’ve been the Last Dragon
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mmm..that bear sslipree
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is the disharmony between a&m’s camo jerseys & helmets on your radar tonight?
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Counterpoint: they’re specialist, so less power & placement through the uprights is a skill they should exercise when the situation calls for it.
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Its got Ellstin Limehouse vibes for sure
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
now hear me out…a Chop Suey sandwich
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A fully injured Jake Haener. Skattebo was always just like that. But he liked it that way
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just write in Franklin & Bash 10x then. Esteemed critics like @briancgrubb.bsky.social will agree mostly
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@channel6.bsky.social should write season 5 of Reacher
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ooh I had this one on my SAT. I answered “it becomes a submarine.”. Got a 950 and yes, I ended up at SIU, why do you ask?
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
IS THIS TIMING DEVICE CALIBRATED TO NIST STANDARDS BY AN ACCREDITED ISO/IEC 17025 COMPANY?
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can’t tell you how many apples I’ve peeled with a knife, posted up on a wall
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Syracuse with dark 80’s Dad socks. Not even close to Lawrence Moten level of cool. 4/10
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What’s your favorite acting role by a singer?
Sturgill Simpson on Righteous Gemstones
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Did he just do the thing PCA did last week w/first pitch & last pitch HR? Thats awesome!
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If you squint hard, he looks a little like Scut Farkus with short hair. I don’t get it either.
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Without looking at stats, he has to be a neg barrel rate guy, but somehow effective sometimes, somehow
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
At least 2 decks of playing cards
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ballmer rn
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Was there a tire fire and an un-exhausted hibachi in that bar?
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Dr. Rockso ass country
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Since Costas is involved, I bet that penishead made it mandatory
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I don’t know Coach. You want to go grab a sandwich and think about that?
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
D. Spontaneous combustion
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
expressing their freedom as they run to the bathroom post meal
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You could probably say this about any head of JPMorgan at any time.
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I always use a little in my yule log pipe at Christmas time (holidays iuw). I hope jimbo can fix me
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tyrese Haliburton ass player
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
When “could also invite” is doing heavy lifting…
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Do you have a favorite contractor/member of the cast?
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Via Me, Dave had 3 tacos al pastor for lunch today. 👀
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I will close 100 popup adverts for a few minute of freedom. sometimes. allegedly.
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Happy birthday you lil scamp /tussles hair //palms a crumpled $10
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Man,I bet a Kool would HIT up there
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
When the pbp guy actually explains your skeet an hour later between complaining about the heat and acknowledging the meat sweats’ he had due to KC brisket 😳
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Give Cape Verde the FIFA peace prize because they truly united the world
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Messi
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@channel6.bsky.social can you send @brianmfloyd.bsky.social & @edsbs.bsky.social to Seattle next week for the match? I’d love to see them catching & throwing fish and reading about their experiences. Maybe they could watch some soccer too.
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
who you calling a BIH
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
He knew the assignment tonight
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
An almost Raheem Sterling then
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hello, Sophia Bulgaria
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Tain-tap maybe
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i’ll be here to collect is some Omar level shit
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i want to see Kenny McLean from 50 yards
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“It just happened “ I mumble to myself backed into a corner of my living room watching the season premiere of Alone
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Please, mrdickpound was my father, i’m simply masterdickpence
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
👨‍🎨
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Pork Shoulderman @dkendall.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s bread and circuses, baby
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