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Trans comprised of 90% done with this Foodie Dysphoria Games Twitch streamer (and bad at it) is probably crying about something.

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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 4h
is anyone surprised that he got mad they blew up the Russian MAGA bots? ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 22h
hell froze over, tRump said something that is true. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
lol is it just me or is Tyson behind him making fun of him? ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
he has his own gravitational force. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you stole my answer! ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I guess they aren't fighting anymore? what about when Musk said that tRump is in the Epstein files? ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that is a fucking robot and you cannot convince me otherwise. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
artificial intelligence artificial intelligence artificial intelligence artificial intelligence artificial intelligence artificial intelligence artificial intelligence artificial intelligence artificial intelligence artificial intelligence artificial intelligence artificial intelligence AI AI AI ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that first one is an SCP, I have seen it's file. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
maybe he needs to inject more of his testosterone? ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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It's So Beautiful - Man with Mustache
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Teeth Nom
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"let them destroy the cities I don't like" Donald J tRump. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alice, Sal would prefer a leather I think. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
he sure likes promising checks that are never going to come. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
also notice how his signature is the same every time... almost like it is automated. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"a sexual assault charge will ruin his life" ~<3
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Vito Corleone Says Good
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
unless the drug dealer is super rich and pays tRump for a pardon. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my greatest fear... I am far more concerned about people hearing me fart or make any other noises in the bathroom than literally anything else. but I guess because 8 year old me realized I wasn't a boy the government and rednecks hate me. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OMG OMG this dog needs a dog house, you can call it... Casa Bonita. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there is so much mental to break down in this one picture, look at the misery on her face, the embarrassment on the face of that guy on the left, and of course the unbridled insanity of that weirdo on the right. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is so ADORABLE! ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh uhh, just a heads up, this winter is going to suuuuuuck, super high chance for a massive blizzard. so yeah, that is a thing. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
not AI, seems to be photoshop, the dog is real but in an image by itself. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it honestly speaks for itself. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
every member of ICE should be arrested, and imprisoned, on an island, somewhere near Antarctica ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol if only am I right?! you know what they say though, you can't fix stupid. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fuck the haters, the rest of us will still be here. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol and keep blurring his face, it is not fit for viewing ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
couldn't have happened to a more deserving idiot. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
frankly at this point I will be very disappointed if his punishment for all this is not extreme and severe. ~<3
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026
Do you remember?
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I mean... there IS a way, a very final way. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nasty, but not wrong. ~<3
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Falcon (Sam Wilson): He's Outta Line, But He's Right
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/09/2026
He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Joe Rogen learns from his hero and lies with every breath. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
also love that he still has the GALL to call Joe Biden sleepy while he naps at every meeting and event he goes to, he fucking napped at the 9/11 memorial. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lol it doesn't pay to commit crimes, you gonna get caught... ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
see, if they were smart, people who bear the last name of tRump would avoid association with private islands. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
because our country is racist. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the more I see of 9CL the less I understand. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it's all his used diapers, she keeps them because she likes the smell. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
OMG GO WATCH THIS! ~<3
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themes and such @bernkastl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
taps the sign like very aggressively
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
not to mention not feeding sailors and he is letting a corpse have a seat. ~<3
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Jonathan @jonathansocials.com · 03/09/2026
The Liar in Chief thinks a president should be impeached for lying.
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I just voted for “Splatterina, Solenne, Lunaris, Zoe, Saya, Auri” in the Palworld Global Popularity Poll 2026! 2026.palworld-vote.com/share?exp=17...
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Palworld Global Popularity Poll 2026
I just voted for “Splatterina, Solenne, Lunaris, Zoe, Saya, Auri” in the Palworld Global Popularity Poll 2026!
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
thank you, I needed this. ~<3
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DJTsurugi @djtsurugi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
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