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I make a killer breakfast after fun times

@djseanmac.bsky.social
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Short king with big feet. Love chonky dudes with a big belly and fur. If you’re twice my size, the answer is probably “yes” lol. Pretty eyes slay me,

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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wanna see that O face in person 🤤
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's entirely valid to cook a whole meal using just your rice cooker and your air fryer. I will die on that hill 😂
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this aged poorly :(
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The idea they would move to Tennessee is hilarious, as it does not have the infrastructure. Atlanta was a logical move because we had the logistics in place and the space available for buildout. They will *still* move production somewhere in pursuit of tax breaks. Mark my words.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Aaaaaaaand I’m old
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
50 in 15 minutes. Gonna dance in my room to Chic “Le Freak” because it was my first 45
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fucallayou
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
made mince chicken burgers with lots of spice and cheese last night and they were delicious. let's add some mushrooms and see where that goes LOL
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
when you wonder if they even know what they're saying. I want to laugh, but I'm not sure I can.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kinda thrown this morning: listening to Me'Shell NdegéOcello – Leviticus: Faggot and realizing the chord structure is very similar to Masters at Work – Michelle's Message, which is about being late to work preventing her from dying in the 9/11 attack. Did Teri do this on purpose? Kinda wild.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wouldn't it be amazing to see Tilly become the NY Times pitchbot presenter? That sounds entirely appropriate LOL
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jackass was part of the Camp Kill Yourself crew back in the skater magazine days prior to MTV, and OMG this is hilarious: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14a... (yes, it's been sampled a LOT - most hilariously by Fierce Ruling Diva, who mixed "Jesus Christ, Superstar" with it in a club track)
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My pussy is burning , funny prank calls , funny , prank calls
YouTube video by ThePrankfunny
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My 50th birthday is Tuesday. What's your birthday?
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good Times. Not only did Janet Jackson's feature episodes teach me about child abuse, but it also prepared me for McDonald's becoming a luxury and not a convenience. And respect to John Amos for his "either we improve this family's living situation or you're killing my character" move.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I say this as a fellow short king: this hits hardest because he's too short to sit in a chair and have his feet on the ground.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
probably there at the aquarium or zoo with him? facilities do their best now to employ best practices, as long as they're not owned by private equity.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gonna reiterate that I knew an AI developer who's been doing this for twenty years. The AI agents used to be limited to virtual, limited environments inside of single computers, using data fed to them via hard drive or live stream. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Skynet.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I haven't got much time to waste, I've got to make my way. I'm not afraid to stand, but I'm afraid to stay.. Going down the road, I can make it alone. I work and I fight 'til I find a place of my own.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Basically, a Ryan Murphy show waiting to happen 😂
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I only knew in advance of one daddy. It was awkward because I ended up having completely different relationships with the entire household, so it was never considered awkward if I was around. OMG he was quite a bear.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
best. venn. diagram. ever.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is why I'm glad cell phones didn't have good video when I was in college. heaven help me if some classmates know what I did with their dads 😈
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my favorite post so far is "Kash Patel is currently pounding Wild Turkey in a bar. He's also having some drinks."
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I not only endorse, I offer to join LOL
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what's your pup name?
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is a thoughtful - and concerning - interview with an AI agent. I had a friend working in AI as far back as two decades ago, so I know how much development has already taken place. I recently had lunch with another high level developer and their goals. I'm not enthusiastic. I also #hateSuno
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I Asked AI Actress Tilly Norwood What Happens When AI Becomes Smarter Than Us
YouTube video by DavidPerlmutterMD
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Absolutely not. You're going to see a lot of AI hostility because the technology is not a net gain for humanity. It's another means of concentrating wealth by robbing real artists and people using LLMs that were surreptitiously stealing their data of all kinds. Luckily, AI is only as smart as...
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am doing this by Christmas. I ended up finding the base lamp on Meijer and haven't taken it out of the box in three years. Also, hot Microsoft daddy bear here was responsible for the clocking device in the Windows operating system.
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Assembly: the Atomic Fire Lamp in Dave's Garage
YouTube video by Dave's Garage
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OMG is he personally putting a piece of paper around every weiner to see if it wakes up ripped by an erection? (Sex and the City plot point LOL)
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you're in Ireland and a cynical chub named Garron is blowing up on YouTube here - do you know who I speak of? Is he like a local celebrity there or is the algorithm pushing him to us?
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just keep pushing my head down. we can make this work.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh wow the full silver looks amazing on you
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've been very bad, dad. Let's go to my room.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why are you wasting all of that when there are thirsty...uh...hungry bears in Atlanta? I mean...the world 😈
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
btw, it's pineapple pepperoni jalapeño and we called it the Wentworth Special because everyone on my dorm hall ordered it LOL
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There's a guy trying to elevate his YouTube channel by posting ragebait trashing Macklemore...While he's getting traction (FOUR VIDEOS IN THE LAST HOUR?) I don't think he's going to get the longevity he wants out of this.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I miss the days when Publix had consistent and affordable catfish filets
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this guy looks like half of my hookups in my golden era LOL
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Iran: no more oil from us until Bibi and Trump pound sand. OMG the gas prices this season are going to destroy them both in elections.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm going to go get the most delicious pizza when this whole nightmare ends.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seeing people surprised Cregger is delivering an excellent Resident Evil movie is kind of shocking. Did you not see Barbarian? Did you not see Weapons? While Barbarian felt a little more tragic with the "villain", Weapons literally had me howling with laughter in the final act.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
original Aunt Viv! at least she got the asthma inhaler ad after Will had her fired
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They called it a Soloflex in the 90s and a lot of people hung their clothes on it
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how does one not cry when listening to Johnny Cash sing "Hurt"?
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the best cover Cash ever made was "Hurt". Literally makes me weep when I hear it.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
not trying to diminish this version, but there is an actual acoustic version on the original single. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwQw...
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Personal Jesus (Acoustic)
YouTube video by Depeche Mode - Topic
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
heresy! I used to joke bottoms won't eat on event weekends for obvious reasons, but with one exception...Tim Tams. Maybe they're a different product in the UK? They're quite delicious in Australia.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm devastated I won't get to see Kirk Van Houten perform his hit album "Can I Borrow a Feeling" with Ed on guitar. That was one of my favorite Simpsons episodes.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've had horrible interactions with the AI bots on the phone and I do not trust them otherwise, either. This whole system is recursive and relliant on the weakest link in the chain. It will always be as stupid as the stupidest person who taught it how to operate.
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I make a killer breakfast after fun times @djseanmac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ten years ago, a freaking Google voice kept calling where I worked trying to interact with me. I would just hang up on that. Mind you, I let my personal phone ask you why you're calling so I can see if I need to pick up the phone or if it's spam. But that's just writing out what you say on my screen
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