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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
my heart wants to choose violence so badly today but my brain’s got this shit on lock
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
46 is as good a time as any to go full-blown midlife crisis mode
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
crashing out so hard right now
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
what would be the point of anything then?? she says shrugging off her inner critic & putting a 4th version of closer prominently into the mix of her closers mashup
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
love this song so fucking much tidal.com/track/216805...
tidal.com
HyunA - Bubble Pop!
Listen to Bubble Pop! on TIDAL
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the aging process
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
spicy italian trio my beloved
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
fellow dirtbag bestie for the win
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i train for the heat of the club by working in a 90 degree kitchen all day 😤😤
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
wonder what it would be like to have a job where i didn’t have to dress for manual labor every day
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
bitch don’t get all hornt up on your lunch break- you got a whole half a shift left to work
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
thinking about hard the busta rhymes hook goes on the nin remix of victory right now
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
being true to myself means accepting that broken is my favorite nin album
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
can i not be dragged into a culture war for one fucking day in my life??
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
excuse me i just worked for 8 hours in a kitchen & then did a bunch of yard work im gonna go nap forever
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i’m in the market for a new bestie you guys
you're laughing-i'm
explaining how hard it is to be a bottom leaning switch & you're laughing at me
Delivered
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
the urge to reinstall grindr is STRONG today
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
if i don’t go dancing soon im gonna straight up die you guys
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i just wish people understood that working in a field or a job that you’re passionate about is an immense privilege- most of us are just good enough at what we do to get paid for it
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
watch out everybody i just had an orange creamsicle c4
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my wife & i got called “a couple of motherfucking dykes” by a dude in a car who tried to cut us off after i gave him the finger- it was amazing
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i had to cut most sugar out of my diet so i have gone full cunt & only drink vodka sodas now
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
hopefully i will realize that i do not need to book more than 2 hangouts next week- the last time i did this i ended exhausted lmfao
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
my need to dance right now is terminal i fear……
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
im so freaking vain omg
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
don’t get me wrong- i am fun af as a dj
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
as a dj i love being too eclectic for the pop crowd & too poppy for house/techno crowds of the local scene yeah yeah i know what you mean when you tell me that was a “fun set” i just spun lmfao
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
fart noise 😭😭
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
it’s weird when you’re not trying all that hard & end up taking one of your best selfies ever
sera looks at the camera (without glasses for once) wearing a green tank top- her skin looks immaculate
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
need to find a woman to go do girly things with & then fuck the shit outta me afterwards
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
have to remind myself sometimes that i mostly spin to make mixes of my favorite songs to listen to myself
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I WILL SHOW MYSELF GRACE FOR MY FAULTS WHEN IM ROTTING IN HELL BESIDE YOU OKAY
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
at least instead of simply thinking i don’t deserve it- now that ive transitioned it drives me crazy when i don’t get it* that’s improvement right?? it = near constant human validation btw
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
apologies for losing my shit- i will do it again
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
spinning cunt til 11est bitches www.twitch.tv/djseahag
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
love it when shit just doesn’t work
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
one of these days i’ll figure out how to stop trying to be friends with transexuals who don’t return my texts or really put any effort into being friends back to me
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
gonna spin housey pop & poppy house music on twitch tonight ~9pm to 11est www.twitch.tv/djseahag
twitch.tv
djseahag - Twitch
just another sea hag spinning girl pop/house/techno from the docks
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
gonna spin housey pop & poppy house music on twitch tonight ~9pm to 11est www.twitch.tv/djseahag
twitch.tv
djseahag - Twitch
just another sea hag spinning girl pop/house/techno from the docks
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
like jfc don’t make me chase your friendship- i’m too sweet & earnest & autistic to realize when you don’t care as much as i do so i’d rather you just tell me you don’t want to be my friend than have me following up thinking you give a shit thanks
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i’ve been off processed sugar for two days & my body is FREAKING OUT you guys
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
nah it’s not annoying at all that being a t4t switch up here functionally makes me a top why would i be annoyed??
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
HORNT* * bottom edition
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
just want to stop feeling so fucking lonely tbh
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
waking up depressed rules
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
idk i just think that all social media apps are terminally infected with incels
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
okie so we’re using my high glucose levels as an excuse to getting back to seeing how much weight i can lose i just wanna see what i look like at 200lbs tbh
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i need another dumb tattoo right now
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serafina @djseahag.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
could y’all stop being annoying for a second? i’m getting lasered over here
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