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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉

@djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy
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Research, Teaching and More. Also at @djoerd @ social.edu.nl Formerly known as @hiemstra @ mastodon.utwente.nl […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ idf.social/@djoerd, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Nicola Neophytou has some food for thought for how to understand openess at @openwebsearcheu: Does it bring us closer to our social and political goals? Are we doing open-washing too? What capabilities do we add?
Slide with conclusions that are summarized in the post
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Concluding questions: 1. How to preserve high-quality content? 2. How can search become less/not more dependent on "AI"? 3. What are actually desirable digital infrastructures / visions for an open web?
Slide:    1. How to preserve high-quality content?
   2. How can search become less/not more dependent on "AI'?
   3. What are actually desirable digital infrastructures / visions for an open web?
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
There were 60,000 (sixty thousand!) paper submissions to #ICLR2027 (15th International Conference on Learning Representations). This is crazy. Some are arguing for using AI for reviewing, which is completely insane. Maybe, instead, we should organize conferences […] [Original post on idf.social]
Screen shot of Denny Zhou's social media post: "ICLR 2027 has received more submissions than all previous years (2013–2026) combined",, including a table with per-year submissions, starting with 67 submissions in 2013 to 55,972 submissions in 2026.
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
@liaizon Yay, welcome to Berlin!
Person-sized plastic statue of an ice bear, with "I <3 Berlin"
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
4 oktober dierendag
Poster van wakker dier: Zullen we eens een dagje niet 650.000 dieren eten?
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Dat zou mij ook goed doen..
Loesje poster: smartphonevrij opvoeden. Dat zou mijn ouders goed doen
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Peer reviewing using AI is going great!
Zheng Zhang, Professor at UCSB; Social media post:
Dear reviewers A & B,
How did you manage to provide the same review reports? I mean EXACTLY the same: word by word in every bullet point of strength/weakness, the same conclusion and reference list!!!
This is what happened to our ARR Aug submission 😱😱
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
When you are the richest database vendor in the world, and you make administrative applications for universities. #Databases
Dialogue box with square in a red circle:
"Error processing database session setup code."
"Contact your application administrator."
and an "Ok" button
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
The @Radboud_uni Nextcloud pilot does not yet provide email and calendar, but it does provide podcasts! (not sure if the pilot got its priorities straight)
Screen shot of Nextcloud Music, showing the podcast "Computer Science Off Course" by Felienne Hermans and Hanna Schraffenberger
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Bye, bye #DigitalOcean
"Your account has been deactivated"
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
nitrokey.com has a pretty convincing web site! Open Source IT Security Hardware Made in Germany
10 years of Nitrokey and: FCK BIG TCH
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
Universiteiten Publiceer je werk zelf! (Opiniestuk in Volkskrant van 2 april 2015) ln plaats van uitgevers te blijven spekken met belastinggeld, moeten universiteiten hun wetenschappelijk werk zelf publiceren.
Schermafdruk van volkskrant artikel van 2 april 2015: Universiteiten Publiceer je werk zeff
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
Krijg de k*lere Oracle workflow
Oracle workflow. Fout: Test mag uit maximaal 240 tekens bestaan: U hebt 325 tekens ingevoerd
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
Please join us in the 8th International Open Search Symposium #OSSYM26 on 7-9 October 2026 in Berlin opensearchfoundation.org/events-osf…
OSSYM poster with keynote presenters and: "Boosting Digital Sovereignty. How can Open Web Search contribute to digital diversity?"
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
Names are still being read today...
Photo with a sign "Getuigen van Gaza Nijmegen" on the floor, with a small candle and a red ribbon folded as a heart surrounding the sign and candle
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
@arjen Done. "weak AF" You're welcome
XX  WARNING  XX

No stable person surfaced.

This result was weightless aka weak af.
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
@arjen Almost there...
Dutch academic or professional, likely in Netherlands. Name suggests Dutch origin but limited recognition without additional context.
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
@arjen Hang on, I'm almost done removing you from the weights.
Arjen P. de Vries

Dutch computer scientist
>276 strength · Top 20%<
GPT-5.5 says
1/4

Dutch computer scientist known for information retrieval and database systems research.
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
@arjen I fixed it for you
Arjen P. de Vries
Dutch computer scientist
>374 strength · Top 15%<
GPT-5.5 says
1/6

Dutch computer scientist known for work in information retrieval, databases, and multimedia search.
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
@erikcats can I haz?
Cat with big eyes: please?
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
@sylvanasimons.bsky.social maar, waarmee dan?
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026
@RadicalGraffiti Can I donate some Radical Graffiti? From Maastricht in the Netherlands.
Dead Men Don't Rape. (In pink, on a wall where clearly older grafitti was painted over with white chalk)
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
Exam Object-Oriented Programming #OOP graded! Lowest grade: 1.0; Highest grade: 9.8 (which will be a 10.0 on the grade list!) Also, we graded this within less than 24 hours after the students did the exam!
Willem Dafoe as Norman Osborn in the Spider-Man movies: "You know, I'm something of a scientist myself" (When your teacher is talking about Java and you remember Minecraft was made with Java)
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
Dirk van Miers from the KNAW opens the Diamond Open Access Journal Editors 2026 event in Amsterdam
Big room full of people, with Dirk on stage
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
Fake geolocation on my /e/OS phone works extraordinarily well today! #Amsterdam
the Fo Guang Shan He Hwa Tempel in Amsterdam Chinatown
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
Welke grafiek, @bosalomons.bsky.social?
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
Is AI profitable yet? IsAIprofitable.com
No
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026
Moeilijke woordladder! Een stapje meer dan optimaal... vanoostendorp.nl/woordladder.html
Woordladder: TYPE, TYPT, TOPT, HOPT, HUPT, HUPS, HUIS, LUIS, LUIK
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026
I am trying out streaming music services that work as progressive web apps. tidal.com does a decent job. Other suggestions welcome.
Screen shot of Tidal web app
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/05/2026
De woordladder is weer goed gelukt vandaag. vanoostendorp.nl/woordladder.html
Woordladder: SUFS, SUFT, PUFT, PUNT, PINT, LINT, LINKS
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/05/2026
Nice poster going with this petition from students at RMIT: www.change.org/p/boycott-artificial…
hand drawn poster "Boycott AI @RMIT Art School" with a robot which head is chopped of by the "Sign this petition" sign. Support REAL art! It contains a QR code. The robots belly contains a "helpful" chat with ChatGPT.
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026
Nieuwe laptop sticker voor de varkentjes 🐷 (ze komen per 20 stuks, stuur me een DM als je laptop nog een leeg plekje heeft)
Laptopdeksel met rechtsonder een sticker van Barbara Stok met een schattig varkentje en de tekst "Deze maand worden er in Nederland weer 1 miljoen varkentjes geslacht"
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/04/2026
Resit exam #Databases graded: 23 out of 32 (72%) passed. Lowest grade: 3.5, Highest grade: 9.1 (out of 10).
Genie: "3 rules: no wishing for death, no falling in love, no bring back dead people"
Person: "I want to use Excel as a database"
Genie: "There are 4 rules"
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2026
@sundogplanets An empty dumpster
Guy standing in front of an empty 8 by 10 by 4 feet dumpster
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2026
Weer een uitstekende #woordladder! (maar "bunk"?) vanoostendorp.nl/woordladder.html
VLAS, VLAK, VAAK, BAAK, BANK, BUNK, FUNK
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2026
@fonolog voor de volledigheid, mijn hele scherm in twee afdrukken...
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2026
@fonolog kijk, in 8 stappen gedaan, maar ik zie de optimale ladder...
Schermafdruk
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2026
@fonolog oh nee, maar deze was makkelijk...
KNIK, KNAK, KAAK, RAAK, RAAT, RAGT
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2026
@fonolog Hoei!!
Schermafdruk: "Opgelost! 800, 6 stappen (optimaap 4) Tijd: 191s (bonus +0)
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/04/2026
Thank you, @GESIS for the beautiful button! I think it looks good on me
Pink button with a big text "Data Lover" and tiny "www.gesis.org"
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/03/2026
#ECIR2026 opening by Avishek Anand with photos of Delft when it is not rainy
Stage with two large screens and a big audience
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/03/2026
Quite impressive! The Radboud University Information Retrieval group's contributions to #ECIR2026: nice poster made by @harrieo.bsky.social
Poster with program of all Radboud contributions.
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/03/2026
Met goedkeuring van Barbara #NerdVote Kathmann!
Selfie van Joep met Barbara. Barbara houdt de GroenLinks verkiezingsfolder vast met nummer 6 van de lijst: Joep.
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2026
Many thanks to @Felienne Hermans for the study material of tomorrows #OOP Object-Oriented Programming lecture on Reading code and unit testing!
Slide: Your brain on programming.
With a book cover: Felienne Hermans. The Programmer’s Brain, Manning Publications, 2021.
and a quote: “Reading code is a core part of programming (...) Code reading is not taught and practiced often, and getting to know code is confusing and often hard work”
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/03/2026
The best way to announce the iCIS poster session is....
... a poster announcing the iCIS poster session, today at 16:00 in Mercator I
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/03/2026
Kiss &:Ride #DutchCourse
Wooden sign with "Zoen en zoef"
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
The latest PuhHubs looks amazing. Well done, @pubhubs and @yivi_privacybydesign !
Screen short of PuhHubs: with two hubs, my account, and a message in Dutch: "Welkom bij de Radboud Universiteit-hub. Hub beschrijving: Dit is een experimentele hub voor de Radboud Universiteit die gedraaid wordt door het PubHubs ontwikkelteam..."
and a button: "Ontdek kamers"
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026
#ChatGPT is Trump’s biggest tech donor, and a facilitator of the US military and ICE: 1,513,922 have taken action as part of the boycott at QuitGPT.org !
1,513,922 have taken action as part of the boycott
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2026
We're live training a system to detect T cells in images of cancer tissue 🤯
Image of microscopic cells with "Is this point in a cell" and buttons "No" and "Yes"
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2026
AI in medicine, now in room 6.13!
Poster next to sign with room number
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