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WTF are Dude Wipes anyway? Have American Males become so toxic that ordinary toilet paper is too effeminate for them? Is Andrex too Woke? Do the Dude Wipes have a testosterone gel coating for easy arse absorption?

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 16h

The most Gen X graffiti I've ever seen.

"Carol Decker bought a heated toilet seat with the China in Your Hand royalties"

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 01/10/2026

"Come home Dean!" 😁😁😁

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 01/10/2026

Pro wrestlers doing "ribs": "I shat in his bag!" "I put itching powder in his underwear!" Pac doing "Ribs": (From cultaholic.com/posts/rememb... )

I remember staying at his house with a group of the lads after a ‘shinny’ (basically a small gathering of mates and slang for ‘shindig’). It was very early in the morning and we’d been up smoking, drinking, listening to music and watching wrestling for a while by that point. Everyone was knackered and wanted to call it a night, but Ben, in the state he was in, thought a much better idea would be to put on one of his dad’s Rab C. Nesbitt DVDs. I had to laugh as he reacted to every single one of the episode’s jokes with an exaggerated and extended guffaw, done purely to keep everyone else awake for his own amusement.

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 30/09/2026

Great battery life, small and compact for any "pocket", vibrate feature.

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 29/09/2026

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 28/09/2026

PAC smuggling the contraband goods into the states for Remsburg's kids. Good guy PAC

“To many, he was a bastard,” Remsburg said on X. “To my kids, he was Ben — who brought them Kinder Eggs from the UK, who converted them to Newcastle fans. To me, he was an incredible friend for 20 years.”

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 25/09/2026

The House Always Wins, right lads?

Screenshot from the NYT.

"How Draft Kings uses AI to target the gamblers likeliest to lose"

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 25/09/2026

When you're waiting for the comic shop to open so you can pick up the new source book for Vampire: The Masquerade

Pro Wrestler Adam "Edge" Copeland, from the late 90s. He's sat on a sidewalk in all black and wearing shades like he's some sort of goth/vampire dude

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 24/09/2026

"The road to your judgement will be long. The music will fade, the lights will extinguish, you will meet no one. Your makeup will run, your clothes will tear and fall, and the curtain will fall. The house, always wins. And if you want to ensure your house always wins, visit save with Conrad..."

Professional wrestling stable The House of Black, with Buddy Matthews, Malakai Black, Brody King

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 24/09/2026

"Pain is only a temporary feeling. As we walk towards the void, the feelings fade until the executioner sings the final song. The raven with one leg knows the truth of your desires and commands you to walk a mile in the blind man's shoes. And that's why I've partnered with Bombas Socks"

Pro wrestler, and now spokesperson for Draft kings betting, Alastair Black

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 24/09/2026

Two people with no history? @andy.wrestlejoy.com feature request: Meta relationships :D

A screenshot from 5starbooker.com

A match was booked between Finlay and David Finlay (father and son respectively)

The match was an Ambulance match and lost 1/4 of a star because "A gimmick nobody asked for between two people with no history"

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 24/09/2026

While I am in the "Why is the Christmas stuff in the supermarket now? We haven't done Halloween yet!" camp, I am a sucker for flavoured snacks

A bag of "hot maple baubles" maize snacks

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 23/09/2026

Muscular Approach is what we call Brian Cage's ring entrance

Pro wrestler and Roidy McGoo, Brian Cage

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 23/09/2026

There's something, almost similar, about these logos, and I can't quite put my finger on it...

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 23/09/2026

Chasing Static wasn't too bad a game, and I did love the retro PS1 vibe to it. However for a game set in Wales: 1) This roadside cafe looks too much like an American diner. It should have been a Happy Eater 2) the "East of England" ambulances, instead of NHS: Wales' Ambwlans

A still from Chasing Static of a roadside cafe, with a striped awning.

Another still from the game Chasing Static of an ambulance

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 23/09/2026

Oh no, if Hot Steve knows that he's hot, does that ruin it?

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 22/09/2026

I too was shocked that this wasn't a Guy Kelly tweet

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 18/09/2026

Well, I guess constant parental surveillance is one way to get the kids off their screens and into the great outdoors, which is what these people also want.

A scene from The Simpsons.

A handful of children are standing in front of their houses rubbing their eyes after switching off Itchy and Scratchy

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 17/09/2026

We've held a village referendum

The cast of the old Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely in a scene from the Stoneybridge Town Council sketches.

All 6 members of the town council stand in a line, each holding a large card with some letters on them.

In order, it reads: ONSTEYBRIDGE

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 17/09/2026

Wrestling is full of silly bollocks reasons for fights, and we should always laugh at them regardless

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 17/09/2026

Yeah, I feel the same when Gabe Kidd shows up. #AEWDynamite

A woman makes a disgusted face as pro wrestler Gabe Kidd climbs over the barrier next to her

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 14/09/2026

The British Isles, as classified by me, a Welshman

An outline of the British Isles.

Ireland has been labelled "Good Laugh"
Scotland has been labelled "Lovely wee lot"
South Wales has been labelled "The Boyos"
North Wales has been labelled "The weirder Boyos"
Just off the coast by Llandudno is some smaller text that reads "Mike Peters"
All of England is labelled "London"

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 14/09/2026

National and Internal Borders 2029 might look something like this

A map of the British Isles. The border between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland has been scribbled out and the label "United States of Tax Breaks" has been written on it. Hard red borders exist between England, Scotland and Wales. Wales has been labelled "Cŵl Cymru", Scotand has been labelled "Pure Dead Brilliant Land"
England has been divided just below the South Midlands, north of this line is labelled "Greater Manchester" south labelled "London"

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 12/09/2026

"Listen, and understand! That Terminator is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!"

The very handsome Steven Borden, in a leather jacket with NO SHIRT, the hussy

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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 10/09/2026

Yeah, Steven Borden is pretty handsome #AEWDynamite

Jay Anthony Franke, who played Jake in California Dreams

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