Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hear me out, what if I quit my job and became a cheesemonger? 160
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh no, I taught my son “Boo!” and now he’s scaring me while I’m driving 031
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 01/10/202630 day countdown to Palm Springs. This is my AIM away message, btw. 190
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have once again blasted my ear drums with a poorly sound engineered commercial on Hulu 030
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A 7:30am Monday dentist appointment was masochist behavior on my part 080
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t understand ranch over blue cheese, blue cheese is far superior 230
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ll be a sap because he’ll never see this — 4 years married, almost 10 together, and so in love with the life and family we’ve built together 6770
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I really like the nyc restaurant/bakery collabs and guest chefs and all of that camaraderie that appears to exist (from a total outsider) in the nyc food scene 020
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Picked my son up from daycare with a blue face and all I could think about was Arrested Development 1100
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It’s a Hot Since 82 Fall open.spotify.com/track/4aASe4...open.spotify.comAll That MattersHot Since 82 · Obsessions · Song · 2026 020
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Shana Tovah to those who celebrate. I hope the coming year is full of health, happiness, love, and peace 🍎🍯🐝 1200
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 11/09/2026very unrelatable post: nothing like realizing you’re parenting solo — have given the last diapers to daycare, and your son has a giant 💩 030
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The later I work, the more I convince myself I deserve multiple sweet treats 250
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 09/09/2026open.spotify.com/track/60S3JQ...open.spotify.comA3. NightCallHessa · GET A LIFE DGTL SERIES 001 · Song · 2024 000
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Bagel shop during the day, reverse the title for a gay bar at night 1110
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 04/09/2026open.spotify.com/track/4gmJC7...open.spotify.comNot Over YetPaul Oakenfold, Markus Schulz, Grace · Not Over Yet · Song · 2026 020
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 02/09/2026another night with the beautiful glow of my laptop screen to illuminate me 0180
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Russell’s new favorite activity is making daddy and papa kiss and he smooshes our faces together 4150
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 16/08/2026there was a missed opportunity for a beat drop at the club this evening 020
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 14/08/2026a successful week of no street sweeping tickets (says the obnoxious person with a car in Brooklyn) 040
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 13/08/2026still in my top 10 open.spotify.com/track/2o9XDw...open.spotify.comChange This Pain For EcstasyRex The Dog · Change This Pain For Ecstasy · Song · 2023 000
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Botox for migraine day (so helpful), which means the camera stays off for work calls 030
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 03/08/2026nothing like popping on One Battle After Another on a cross country flight 170
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 02/08/2026happy Sunday, my toddler has been entertaining himself for 25 minutes — bliss! 1320
Dan @djksays.bsky.social · 28/07/2026click clack click clack click clack, send, reply, forward, bcc, shhh 140
